Went back to Cocksucktion Junction
My dong, her mouth
Two spurt, three spurt cumshot
My dong went south.

Meet first-timer Kyoki, coming soon and eating cum soon at www.loadmymouth.com. My little Lieutenant Pinkerton was seduced by her Madame Butterfly lips. Ciao, Cio-Cio San! See you next time, babe. The Land of the Rising Sun is now the Land of the Rising Penis.

I think her heritage is Korean, not Japanese, but I did not take the time to ask a lot of personal questions besides, “Do you swallow?” All I know for sure is that she is a lot of fun and I had a great time with her.

Like Lieutenant Pinkerton, I will return. Wait for me, Kyoki. Wait!!

Post-op lady boy. I wonder about the quality of female talent Brandon would get if he paid more than a $50 Chili's gift card. Half the fanboi lurkers here have nicer tits than this chick.

Yeah, fuck you homo lurkers. Nut up and post you chicken shits.

The gift cards are for Denny's and I would appreciate an immediate retraction of your Chili's comment. My opening line has always and will continue to be, "Hey good lookin'. Can I interest you in a Grand Slam?"

Nice fake Louboutins from Payless.

Gia, I'm sure you were just being funny but as you know, in Canada it's called PayMuchLess.

Tell banana boobs she left the price tag on her Roucroutins

That's not a price tag. It's a tracking device.

I'll call your Denny's bluff. These broads need a joint that sells liquor.

I'd ask Brandon if anybody really buys shit like this, but I know from previous attempts by myself and others that he has absolutely no idea.

In all fairness, there are some hot bitches on Brandon's site, this thing aint one of them though.

brandon likes to color in a different kind of picture in his porn with that crayola and camera of his.

Love.......exciting and new
Come aboard, we're expecting you.

Captain Iron invites all of you aboard his Love Boat. There is no hate, only love.....exciting and new. And blowjobs. Lots and lots of sap-sucking blowjobs from moon-faced cocksuckers with light purses soon to be weighed down by the magic beads of erotic commerce.

I am a semen-filled vessel of love on a lonely voyage of discovery of unseen lands and bushy crevices. Land ho! Er....ho...uh...ho!

Until such time as I am able to auto-fellate a la Ron Jeremy in the late 70's, I will be DuBois-like in my dependence on the kindness of strangers. For I am Brandon Iron, A Love Boat Named Desire.

C'mon, Brandon, this was your hotel maid in Vancouver wasn't it?

Room service! Full, please! Oh, only half service? Ok, then.

I'd Rather not talk about it. Maybe an hour from now. No, make it 60 Minutes.