Gee, fucknuts, with all the anti-anal tripe spewing out of you over the years no one would ever have guessed your repression.
Dude, bit of advice from someone who's been through it: Stop trying so hard. You're probably not as much of an asshole as you appear. I'm actually being sincere here.
You get one bye and that was it.
I was joking. I don't know what your beef is with me, but I'm not going to continually wonder about that and be utterly serious around you. Calm down.