Darrah,

All I really want to know is the following:

What do you think about when you masturbate? Memories, fantasies, old boyfriends, porn?

How old were you the first time you tried anal? When was the last time you took it in the bum?

How many times a week do you have sex?

And lastly, when you are on your back being pounded by some guy and he's about to blow and he pulls it out just before he's about to pop do you grab it and jerk him off til he finishes or are you a cum dodger?

Answering these questions in great detail will only do you good.