Before i get started i have to say these are the best porn pictures that i can comment on ever, the only thing to come close to it is the ksex olympic pictures and any porn event with fayner at it. With that said, lets get it started.



Somewhere a jenny jones show is down one trashy guest who shows her boobs to the audience, ohh wait Alana has already done that. Does NOTHING for me, so much so that the nothing needed to be in CaPs.



Funny thing is she wonders where her pussy lips are always inflamed and why she has to make weekly visits to the doctors office about it, maybe because she gets them out and rubs it on public bar seats every time a camera appears?.



I don't know what i feel less appealing about kaylin, her giant tongue that she always shows off or her giant big toes. EWWHHIIDHJDMD JHA (monkey shivers)




This is the god's honest truth, when i first saw this picture the first thing i said was Ohh my god i hope thats tabitha stevens, as a joke to myself (i talk to myself a lot because no one else will listen to me, monkey wipes away a tear). Then i find out it IS tabitha stevens, its beyond a joke now. I hope someone went up to her and told her she looked fabulous, i want to wet myself, this is too much. I want to know the exact number of people that avoided eye contact with her during the night. Can anyone find this stuff out?. Roll back on the security camera perhaps?.




EHH heya folks and welcome to the tonight show. Brand new porn star jayla leno.



Hey its weird awkward guy from the ksex olympic pictures, otherwise known as tod hunter (monkey shrugs shoulders)

Mickey G trying to be the hugh hefner of the latino ghetto. I think if this guy was at a party i was at that i would get the sense that he would make everyone feel uncomfortable and cheap. Is that wrong of me?.



I didn't think there was anything less appealing then bella donna, i was wrong. Pregnant bella donna. Poor kid , he has no idea what he is coming out to.



Carmen moments after she was caught trying to steal the plastic vine tree behind her.



Alexandra Silk doing a great job looking like Gina Lynn's mom. Age is not her friend.

Its jewel denyle. (give people a moment to get over the shock). It looks nothing like jewel denyle. She looks kinda of office secretary hot. She is okay , she has dropped a few pounds.



Jesus, did seymore die a few weeks and just nobody told him?. He looks like the white tyrone biggums. I'M RICH BITCH.



Tony sexton spit in her face, or so the rumor has been. She is the nicky hilton to brittney skye's paris.

Okay last one because there is still like 400 photos and ater seeing most i think i could say something about 90% of them, so i have to stop now and i will end on this one and with a thought that i wish smartt would take on board too.



Dear god, sweet jesus and for the love of mary please kill yourself. It just looks painful.

Seymore should just face the fact that he's going bald, and not wear a prepostrerous wig that looks like Cicero with jheri curls--frosted jheri curls no less.

Can't u get over the fact that Seymore fukkin ROX....
Curls or no curls the man's a God in my eyes!!!

Damn!c That Flower chick is hot!