There are 6 degrees of separation between Clint Eastwood and 50 to 1. Follow me here:

1. Clint Eastwood played "Dirty Harry" Callahan in 1971.
2. Dirty Harry was in SHE IS HALF MY AGE #5 in 2008, a 37 year gap.
3. SHE IS HALF MY AGE #5 was put out by Brandon Iron Productions.
4. As owner of Brandon Iron Productions, I was 37 years old when 50 to 1 was first released.

OK. Maybe there are only 4 degrees of separation, not 6. I cannot count. I'm not even sure there are 50 girls in the movie. If you could watch it and verify the head count (sic), you would go ahead and make my day, punk.

Do you feel lucky? Well, do you?? I know I do because 50 to 1 is now available at www.jerkoffzone.com. Enjoy.

Why are you in porn?. You should at the very least be on sportscenter dogging out LJ or the Bruins. Joel Mchale should fear for his job. Imagine you with a seat on The View?.

That was brilliant, you need an agent.

I am represented by Type 69 Models. My rates are holding steady at zero, as are my bookings.

heres something by a brian that worth buying.

Love the shot of Jamie Huxley, one of the best oral queens out there. Always strokeable.

True story about Jamie. She was booked solid but made special arrangements to come blow me at 8:00am. She did her own makeup, too, and had to wake up around 6:00am to be on time. Cool girl who took her job seriously and gave you more value for your money than you asked for. Lots of fun.

On the back cover, she is 5th row down, second from the left.

Gianna is smoking hot in her scene, as usual, but you didn't fuck her if I remember right. Why, man why?

As I recall you also didn't worship Dasani's amazing ass enough elsewhere in this series.

There are 50 girls in the movie. To fit 25 on each disc, I think each scene averaged less than 11 minutes. I just did the best I could to put it all together.

Just giving some constructive criticism. Georgia X is Georgia Peach, one of my favs, nice ass.

I hear you. At the same time, I don't see many movies out there with 50 women in them. I do the best I can, man. Of course it can always be better but you have to draw a line somewhere and just say this is the best job I can do for the time being.