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#485459 - 05/08/10 11:59 PM
Happy Birthday, Conquistador
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7602
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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I am glad you came to this den of iniquity, and am proud to call you a friend.
Pace yourself. And call your mom....
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#485460 - 05/09/10 12:22 AM
Re: Happy Birthday, Conquistador
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Congrats on another year of not getting a hamster stuck up your butt.
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#485465 - 05/09/10 07:24 AM
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Happy B'Day, Bro. :druunky:
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#485467 - 05/09/10 10:04 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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Happy birthday conq!
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#485468 - 05/09/10 10:57 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/30/05
Posts: 139
Loc: mx
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happy birthaday conqui!
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#485470 - 05/09/10 12:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Since all the clever and witty lines are already taken I guess I'll just wish you a Happy Birthday.
(Make sure you blow those candles out before starting in on the vodka.)
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#485471 - 05/09/10 12:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Thanks XPT! I appreciate it.
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#485472 - 05/09/10 05:40 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/19/08
Posts: 286
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Happy Mother's Day, Conq! I didn't know that you have kids. Nor did I ever suspect that you're a woman. Well, I guess the secret is out. 
Just kidding. HBD.
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#485474 - 05/09/10 07:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5103
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Did the hams bake you a cake?
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#485475 - 05/09/10 07:38 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 06/06/09
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#485476 - 05/09/10 11:15 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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Happy Bday CQ. Always been one of my faves... 
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#485478 - 05/10/10 01:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Happy birthday, maestro. To health & happiness.
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#485481 - 05/11/10 08:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Thanks everyone, I really do appreciate it.
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#485482 - 05/12/10 06:42 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 02/17/09
Posts: 469
Loc: In the Slums of Jersey
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Happy Belated I hope you had a good 1  Cheers Red
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