I’m not an economist. I just follow the news. Apparently, the debt crisis in Greece will soon carry over to other countries such as Portugal, Italy, and Spain. They comprise the PIGS of europe and the warnings are dire.

I’m doing my part to make lemonade out of these economic lemons. I’m holding a “Biggest Pig in PIGS Contest” starting June 1st. You must be a hot first-timer over the age of 18 in any of the four countries. Simply write an e-mail describing what makes you the biggest pig, attach a headshot and body shot, and send it to brandon@brandoniron.com.

The winner receives a fake pig snout, tiara, sash, and an offer to do a gangbang for www.covermyface.com.

wouldnt you say miss meg won that contest already ?
whens that damned scene seeing the light of day.


shits like a natural disaster in a distant land, people need to know, it needs to be seen

I was withholding the release of that scene until her next of kin was notified.