"your honor, we ask that the whor- plaintiff place the skinny jeans in question on her person, and my client will attempt to wrestle them off of her now for the court. what? no, I don’t have a problem with the eyeshadow. I mean, personally, I think it’s a little overdone, but it’s not against my company policy. Okay, okay, you’re right, I was out of bounds there..

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, before we begin, note that this love scene gets pretty awkward in a hurry but remember this: if you don't see slit, you must acquit. right? you know I’m right. say I’m right.

now turn up your speakers and hear the angelic choir. even if you don't buy into the hype, there's some pretty incredible art to be found in re-enaction."