Nope. never had a customer like that, but I did have this one guy who liked to come to the club and watch me brush my hair while sitting next to me. Instead of buying dances, he paid me to brush my hair and criticize him like "that's stupid' or 'that's boring' every time he spoke. One time, the dj called me to stage and the customer quickly gobbled down the hair from the brush as soon as I had my back turned. From then on, I had to make sure to take the brush away if I had to go on stage.