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#485334 - 05/06/10 11:16 AM All Your Raw Food Questions Answered
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#485335 - 05/06/10 11:50 AM Re: All Your Raw Food Questions Answered
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just had a cucumber salad with fresh and easy three cheese italian dressing.but im guessing the dressing is processed.oh well im sure its healthier than the veggie calzone i was gonna make.think ill do that for dinner though.
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#485336 - 05/06/10 12:04 PM Re: All Your Raw Food Questions Answered
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raw dressings are very easy to make. google them. or if i'm out, i'll just squeeze lemon on my salad. then again, i never really liked dressing even as a kid.
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#485337 - 05/06/10 12:17 PM Re: All Your Raw Food Questions Answered
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I wonder where all those Mexicans piss when the're out in the fields harvesting your beloved vegetables...??????
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#485338 - 05/06/10 03:24 PM Re: All Your Raw Food Questions Answered
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Now there's an idea for a German/Mexican porn collaboration.
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#485339 - 05/06/10 08:21 PM Re: All Your Raw Food Questions Answered
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#485340 - 05/06/10 08:33 PM Re: All Your Raw Food Questions Answered
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Thanks Gia! Great link
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#485341 - 05/06/10 08:40 PM Re: All Your Raw Food Questions Answered
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Tonight I decided to embrace this whole raw food thing and refrained from toasting my poptart. I feel healthier already.
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#485342 - 05/06/10 09:04 PM Re: All Your Raw Food Questions Answered
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I recently discovered that raw spinach isn't so bad, which surprised me. I used to hate it as a kid, but that was always the canned variety. The whole leaves make a good substitute for iceberg lettuce.

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#485343 - 05/06/10 09:16 PM Re: All Your Raw Food Questions Answered
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#485344 - 05/07/10 07:45 PM Re: All Your Raw Food Questions Answered
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^ That's scary. I have a very weak immune system due to the bone disease I have and I love salads. Taking a chance every time I eat one. I love oysters on the half shell too. Don't get to eat them fresh very often though so I avoid them.
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#485345 - 05/08/10 10:07 PM Re: All Your Raw Food Questions Answered
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[this spot reserved for my juvenile nut/seed butters witticism]


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#485346 - 05/08/10 10:31 PM Re: All Your Raw Food Questions Answered
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Gia,

Do you know that the Huns only ate raw meat? They would put cuts of fresh meat under their saddles on their horses' backs. After a day of riding the meat would be thouroughly tenderized and ready to eat. A lot of nutritional value that would have been lost by cooking was preserved.
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#485347 - 05/09/10 07:28 AM Re: All Your Raw Food Questions Answered
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^^^ Leave it to Coke to go preaching the Saddleback Diet.

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#485348 - 05/09/10 08:29 AM Re: All Your Raw Food Questions Answered
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#485349 - 05/09/10 09:50 PM Re: All Your Raw Food Questions Answered
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Gia,

Do you know that the Huns only ate raw meat? They would put cuts of fresh meat under their saddles on their horses' backs. After a day of riding the meat would be thouroughly tenderized and ready to eat. A lot of nutritional value that would have been lost by cooking was preserved.




From a retard whose ignorance of horses is only exceeded by his ignorance of women. I bet he's never ridden either one. Panzer has a more "thourough" understanding of women than this poor geeky nerd.

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#485350 - 05/09/10 11:12 PM Re: All Your Raw Food Questions Answered
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IIRC, you spelled lose loose. Twice.
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#485351 - 05/09/10 11:39 PM Re: All Your Raw Food Questions Answered
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IIRC, you spelled lose loose. Twice.




If you do remember correctly you have never seen me criticize spelling errors over substance (including that post).

And if you remember correctly you'll know I have been criticized about my own spelling errors in my posts by idiots who couldn't think of any other more meaningful response to make and who I disrespect for their inability to point out anything else more meaningful, and for their childish inability to argue a point.
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#485352 - 05/10/10 12:30 AM Re: All Your Raw Food Questions Answered
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I'm reading Coke's post between the lines, and it says he went bareback with a hooker who kept calling him 'Hun.'
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#485353 - 05/10/10 04:51 AM Re: All Your Raw Food Questions Answered
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so then would the tenderized reference mean he had wood issues?




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If you do remember correctly
And if you remember correctly




I'll take a page from Lou's book and say for the most part, you're pretty forgettable. Basic spelling errors, though, they stick out like a sore thumb and really really bug me. Nothing to get upset over, dood. It's just that they're/there/their you know.... annoying
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#485354 - 05/10/10 02:13 PM Re: All Your Raw Food Questions Answered
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raw dressings are very easy to make. google them. or if i'm out, i'll just squeeze lemon on my salad. then again, i never really liked dressing even as a kid.





We've already established that Gia uses fresh semen as salad dressing.
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#485355 - 05/10/10 02:54 PM Re: All Your Raw Food Questions Answered
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she likes to shine her boots with it too.



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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#485356 - 05/10/10 06:42 PM Re: All Your Raw Food Questions Answered
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Registered: 06/22/07
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Gia even commented once that she gives pineapple juice to her spunk donors because it makes their jizz tangy.


That was one of her most memorable posts. It's right up there with her story about the guy who would pay her to fart in his face when she was a stripper.
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#485357 - 05/10/10 07:03 PM Re: All Your Raw Food Questions Answered
gia jordan Offline
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Nope. never had a customer like that, but I did have this one guy who liked to come to the club and watch me brush my hair while sitting next to me. Instead of buying dances, he paid me to brush my hair and criticize him like "that's stupid' or 'that's boring' every time he spoke. One time, the dj called me to stage and the customer quickly gobbled down the hair from the brush as soon as I had my back turned. From then on, I had to make sure to take the brush away if I had to go on stage.
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#485358 - 05/10/10 08:00 PM Re: All Your Raw Food Questions Answered
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#485359 - 05/10/10 08:56 PM Re: All Your Raw Food Questions Answered
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Nope. never had a customer like that, but I did have this one guy who liked to come to the club and watch me brush my hair while sitting next to me. Instead of buying dances, he paid me to brush my hair and criticize him like "that's stupid' or 'that's boring' every time he spoke. One time, the dj called me to stage and the customer quickly gobbled down the hair from the brush as soon as I had my back turned. From then on, I had to make sure to take the brush away if I had to go on stage.





Don't know why you now deny farting in your regular's face. All dancers pass gas. You night as well make money from it.



At a lot of clubs, the regular customers that all the girls know will have secret nicknames. I once asked a group of dancers why they called a guy "buger" behind his back. Evidently, he liked to put bugers on or in the girls' drinks when he thought they weren't paying attention. They all still competed to sit with him because he bought lots of table dances and tipped well.


I guess bugers technically qualify as being raw and they're not meat, so Gia's crowd should have no problem chowing down on them. Bon appetit!

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