If you’re still staying at the Morrison Hotel, check out and come stay with Jassy at www.loadmymouth.com on May 20th, 2010. She’ll get Mr. Mojo Risin'.

She looks like Damien Thorn's older sister.

Not that I wouldn't do her or anything.

You might be onto something....


The resemblance is very Omen-ous.

she got a last name?

she's

BRANDON- as a long time fan I ask that you bukkake these new girls! 1 load aint enough

Jassy has no second name, sorry. She's one of the many, many exclusive babes who started their careers at the top working for www.loadmymouth.com.

Fruit- Bananan....

Bukkake the girls BRANDON..as in u and some other degenerates get together and do it!

I'm far too selfish to share.

Did you meet any LA Women?

lots.

fun ones.

Man, that's cool! 1246 South Hope Street in Los Angeles. Cool. According to wikipedia, The Doors asked the owners if they could photograph the hotel and they said no. The band just went in when no one was looking and took the photo that became the album cover.

Yes, Hope and Pico. Behind that very window was my friend/roomie's clothing store.

That's cool. It would be nice to shoot a scene at the hotel.

Have you been speaking with my agent?

Kick me while I'm down. Ironman 2.0 is in the works.

Hairpiece neva racks a ridicule. <¦-)

I just wish he would change it up once in a while.
I mean, after the 657th time, is it still funny to hear:
"Knock, knock."
-- Who's there?
"Orange."
-- Orange who?
"Orange you mad you have an STD?"

the face off begins

I'm going to give some blood at the Red Cross and will get back to you shortly. That's right, shortly.

On an unrelated note, I place the blame for my woes squarely on Lady Gaga after singing Bad Romance at Porn Star Karaoke several months ago:

I want your ugly
I want your disease
I want your everything
As long as it’s free

I did not feel well later that night. Blame Gaga.

Keep dancing to the tune I'm playing, sir.

If Brandon can do THIS, I will buy his movies for the rest of my life.

While I am upset that my choreography was stolen from me for the Weir routine, I am happy the world appreciates it.

The Gaga Factor
1. Alektra Blue was in a Gaga video. True!
2. Alektra Blue was also on www.loadmymouth.com.
3. Gaga sings Telephone.
4. I used a telephone to call Alektra's agent.
5. Gaga sings Bad Romance.
6. Exit surveys confirm that 93% of women who work with me consider my performance bad romance.

How long before Gaga meets Iron?