19072 Members
14 Forums
40341 Topics
614094 Posts
Max Online: 788 @ 09/28/24 10:05 AM
|
|
|
#485182 - 05/02/10 06:17 PM
I made my bed
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
|
and now I have to lay in it. I don't expect any of you guys to believe what im posting now, nor do I blame you. I found out a month ago that I am terminally sick, it has been a difficult time for my family, friends and myself. Realistically I have another 2-3 good months before doing the things most of us take for granted will be too difficult, so I plan to travel and experience as much as I can during that time, which means I won't be online much, so i wanted to at least make a post here so I don't disappear without explaination. I'd like to thank jeff and tony for giving me an opportunity to have the cage and fling shit and tweek the nipples of various people in the industry and on this board as best I could and without the censorship of the other industry boards, there are too many posters whose contributions to the board ive have appreciated over my time here but im sure you people know who you are, on the flip side i have equally appreciate those ive bumped heads with and or generally disliked, you kept the fire burning. Thats about it, i'll keep it short and sweet, monks.
_________________________
“Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#485183 - 05/02/10 06:19 PM
Re: I made my bed
|
Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
|
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#485185 - 05/02/10 07:14 PM
Re: I made my bed
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
|
This post saddens me. You will be missed Monkey- much like we missed you when you went served in Iraq.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#485186 - 05/02/10 10:35 PM
Re: I made my bed
|
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
|
Take it easy, Monkey.
_________________________
Jeff Jordan: "Common man from LA"
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#485187 - 05/02/10 11:33 PM
Re: I made my bed
|
Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 1321
|
Quote:
and now I have to lay in it. I don't expect any of you guys to believe what im posting now, nor do I blame you. I found out a month ago that I am terminally sick, it has been a difficult time for my family, friends and myself. Realistically I have another 2-3 good months before doing the things most of us take for granted will be too difficult, so I plan to travel and experience as much as I can during that time, which means I won't be online much, so i wanted to at least make a post here so I don't disappear without explaination. I'd like to thank jeff and tony for giving me an opportunity to have the cage and fling shit and tweek the nipples of various people in the industry and on this board as best I could and without the censorship of the other industry boards, there are too many posters whose contributions to the board ive have appreciated over my time here but im sure you people know who you are, on the flip side i have equally appreciate those ive bumped heads with and or generally disliked, you kept the fire burning. Thats about it, i'll keep it short and sweet, monks.
So you're retiring the alt while Smelly Monkey #3 is coming soon? Did the contract with Jeff & Tony expire or did you piss off someone in the industry the way the original Smelly Monkey did and you're being forced to leave?
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#485189 - 05/03/10 01:54 AM
Re: I made my bed
|
Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
|
Shane, come back Shane!!!!!!
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#485190 - 05/03/10 06:29 AM
Re: I made my bed
|
Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
|
I'm sorry to hear of this. One question though, did you have a "Tumor List" already prepared, or do you have to sit down and pick your brain for the names of people that need to be dealt with?
_________________________
"Guage once told me that there is nothing worse than eaten ass of a black dude thats been huffen drain cleaner the night befor." - delanoojos
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#485191 - 05/03/10 03:33 PM
Re: I made my bed
|
@
Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
|
Later Boss.... Luck. With his coming are the dread fires born again. The hills burn, and the land turns sere. The tides of men run out and the hours dwindle. The wall is pierced and the veil of parting raised. Storms rumble beyond the horizon, and the fires of heaven purge the earth. There is no salvation without destruction, no hope this side of death.Till next time... 
_________________________
i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#485192 - 05/03/10 09:01 PM
Re: I made my bed
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
|
Yep. 'Til next time. It's not like the threat of Monkey leaving causes consternation any more. I think Smelly Monkey might be Brandon Irons. It wouldn't surprise me in the least. Brandon admitted to relationships with Hillary Scott and before that Melissa Lauren. How else would he have all this inside information?
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#485193 - 05/05/10 09:16 AM
Re: I made my bed
|
Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 1321
|
Quote:
Darrah, I think he was talking about you. 
Best regards, Monkey. When you get here, tell the cab driver the shortcut I pm'd you. Key's under the mat.
I'm not going against . I'm actually responsible for this version of . I asked everyone here what was like. Everyone started yelling at me telling me to go search the archives. I replied am I suppose to research years worth of archives for a one to two sentence summary of ????? Then viola, the monkster was born   and he quickly replied.  So no need to thank me. I'm just saying goodbye as only I know best. 
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#485194 - 05/06/10 07:50 AM
Re: I made my bed
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
|
You could come up with a cure for cancer and no one on this board would thank you.
_________________________
I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#485197 - 08/29/10 11:05 AM
Re: I made my bed
|
Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
|
What an uncaring group. Sunny Dae sits in a jail cell in Florida. Monkey is in a hospice. Charin is in a hoopty camper in Dayton, Ohio. Gunker can't afford a diswasher. All you people think about is "me, me, me". Disgusting.
_________________________
"You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#485198 - 08/29/10 01:40 PM
Re: I made my bed
|
@
Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
|
^ hey ann landers... get back to work.
_________________________
i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
|
0 registered (),
335
Guests and
2
Spiders online. |
|
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
|
Previous Topic
Index
