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#485182 - 05/02/10 06:17 PM I made my bed
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
and now I have to lay in it. I don't expect any of you guys to believe what im posting now, nor do I blame you. I found out a month ago that I am terminally sick, it has been a difficult time for my family, friends and myself. Realistically I have another 2-3 good months before doing the things most of us take for granted will be too difficult, so I plan to travel and experience as much as I can during that time, which means I won't be online much, so i wanted to at least make a post here so I don't disappear without explaination. I'd like to thank jeff and tony for giving me an opportunity to have the cage and fling shit and tweek the nipples of various people in the industry and on this board as best I could and without the censorship of the other industry boards, there are too many posters whose contributions to the board ive have appreciated over my time here but im sure you people know who you are, on the flip side i have equally appreciate those ive bumped heads with and or generally disliked, you kept the fire burning. Thats about it, i'll keep it short and sweet, monks.
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#485183 - 05/02/10 06:19 PM Re: I made my bed
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
goodbye

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#485184 - 05/02/10 06:25 PM Re: I made my bed
wannacorndog Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Monkey if you are for real, I hope you get an extra day for every time your posts made people laugh.You would live forever.
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#485185 - 05/02/10 07:14 PM Re: I made my bed
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
This post saddens me. You will be missed Monkey- much like we missed you when you went served in Iraq.

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#485186 - 05/02/10 10:35 PM Re: I made my bed
jeff jordan Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
Take it easy, Monkey.
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#485187 - 05/02/10 11:33 PM Re: I made my bed
Darrah Ford's ghost Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 1321
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and now I have to lay in it. I don't expect any of you guys to believe what im posting now, nor do I blame you. I found out a month ago that I am terminally sick, it has been a difficult time for my family, friends and myself. Realistically I have another 2-3 good months before doing the things most of us take for granted will be too difficult, so I plan to travel and experience as much as I can during that time, which means I won't be online much, so i wanted to at least make a post here so I don't disappear without explaination. I'd like to thank jeff and tony for giving me an opportunity to have the cage and fling shit and tweek the nipples of various people in the industry and on this board as best I could and without the censorship of the other industry boards, there are too many posters whose contributions to the board ive have appreciated over my time here but im sure you people know who you are, on the flip side i have equally appreciate those ive bumped heads with and or generally disliked, you kept the fire burning. Thats about it, i'll keep it short and sweet, monks.




So you're retiring the alt while Smelly Monkey #3 is coming soon? Did the contract with Jeff & Tony expire or did you piss off someone in the industry the way the original Smelly Monkey did and you're being forced to leave?





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#485188 - 05/03/10 01:44 AM Re: I made my bed
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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there are too many posters whose contributions to the board ive have appreciated over my time here




Darrah, I think he was talking about you.

Best regards, Monkey. When you get here, tell the cab driver the shortcut I pm'd you. Key's under the mat.
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#485189 - 05/03/10 01:54 AM Re: I made my bed
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Shane, come back Shane!!!!!!

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#485190 - 05/03/10 06:29 AM Re: I made my bed
99% Fiction Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
I'm sorry to hear of this. One question though, did you have a "Tumor List" already prepared, or do you have to sit down and pick your brain for the names of people that need to be dealt with?

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#485191 - 05/03/10 03:33 PM Re: I made my bed
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Later Boss.... Luck.

With his coming are the dread fires born again. The hills burn, and the land turns sere. The tides of men run out and the hours dwindle. The wall is pierced and the veil of parting raised. Storms rumble beyond the horizon, and the fires of heaven purge the earth. There is no salvation without destruction, no hope this side of death.

Till next time...


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#485192 - 05/03/10 09:01 PM Re: I made my bed
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Yep. 'Til next time. It's not like the threat of Monkey leaving causes consternation any more. I think Smelly Monkey might be Brandon Irons. It wouldn't surprise me in the least. Brandon admitted to relationships with Hillary Scott and before that Melissa Lauren. How else would he have all this inside information?

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#485193 - 05/05/10 09:16 AM Re: I made my bed
Darrah Ford's ghost Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 1321
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Darrah, I think he was talking about you.

Best regards, Monkey. When you get here, tell the cab driver the shortcut I pm'd you. Key's under the mat.




I'm not going against . I'm actually responsible for this version of . I asked everyone here what was like. Everyone started yelling at me telling me to go search the archives. I replied am I suppose to research years worth of archives for a one to two sentence summary of ????? Then viola, the monkster was born and he quickly replied. So no need to thank me. I'm just saying goodbye as only I know best.



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#485194 - 05/06/10 07:50 AM Re: I made my bed
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
You could come up with a cure for cancer and no one on this board would thank you.
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#485195 - 05/06/10 01:21 PM Re: I made my bed
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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You could come up with a cure for cancer and no one on this board would thank you.




Darrah... ^there it is. Done. When you think xpt, think that.
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#485196 - 08/29/10 10:29 AM Re: I made my bed
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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#485197 - 08/29/10 11:05 AM Re: I made my bed
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
What an uncaring group. Sunny Dae sits in a jail cell in Florida. Monkey is in a hospice. Charin is in a hoopty camper in Dayton, Ohio. Gunker can't afford a diswasher. All you people think about is "me, me, me". Disgusting.
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#485198 - 08/29/10 01:40 PM Re: I made my bed
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
^ hey ann landers... get back to work.
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i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn

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#485199 - 08/31/10 07:45 AM Re: I made my bed
MrBelvedere Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
Is everyone here afflicted, disabled, or retarded in some way and going to die soon? Shit.

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#485200 - 08/31/10 03:30 PM Re: I made my bed
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler


Edited by backdoorman (08/31/10 03:45 PM)
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