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Stop eating poutine and toe jam and you'll lose the weight in about 6 weeks.



I am all about instant gratification. I can't wait 6 weeks. I'm going to have a Philly cheese steak sandwich and go to a fat doctor to see if I can get some liposuction.

Seeing that my weight gain was caused through no fault of my own, I am setting up a Paypal contribution link at www.brandoniron.com. Please be generous. I am offering to record funny voicemail messages as a way of saying thank you. The most popular one so far is a singalong to Black Sabbath's "Iron Man." Without any musical training, I NAH-NAH-NA-NA-NA exactly to the beat.

I didn't realize how draining this would be. I'm going to have a snack.
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