The donut references were metaphors for the donut-hole-like emptiness I feel inside. Sure, I'm sugary sweet on the outside but inside, I need something more substantial. The will to live would be nice but I'll settle for a job where my boss isn't still in high school.

I need to lose 18-22 pounds in order to shave my balls by sight again. I'm starting off by getting a haircut and cutting my finger and toenails.

This could take some time.