Basicaly I kinda go to different places that sell tacos and sample them out so I can test them against my home-made tacos. I pretty much take a look at their ingredients, measures them, taste them and weight them out. So this place Chipotle, I knew right away when I stepped into it that something was not right: the patrons were faggoty-looking and the employees were also looking like your average preppy urban oddballs. I couldn't find the pricing for the tacos so I ordered one anyway. I asked for the crunchy taco and then told the assembly guy to put beef, lettuce and cheese on it. I picked the beef that looked as close as possible to the one that is from Taco Bell, in Chipotle it is called barbacoa. Their lettuce also was shredded in large pieces and their cheese did not looked right as well. I asked the assembly guy what kind of cheese it was and he did not know so he asked a manager and she said that it was a blend of mozzarella and white cheddar. To my surprise I was asked for $3.00 and asked if I wanted anything else (hell no!), so I put the taco in my bag and went to Macy's to see what was going on in there.

At Macy's I wanted to find out how much was the Zirh 3.4 oz Shave Gel. The black guy in a suit told me that it was $15.00 and with tax it would be like $17.20, I thanked him and walked away. I just wanted to know the price so I would know how much money I saved, because earlier today I bought the same product for $5.99 + 4.00(Shipping) on eBay. I also almost bumped into my old boss, so I quickly tried to evade him because he was talking with some vendor chick. I pretty much quit my job without telling him a word and went home.

Just came home and tried this fucking Chipotle taco. The meat tasted okay, the shell was soft but crunchy (they probably dipped it in the oil and then treated it), the lettuce was like lettuce but too big for a taco, and cheese was horrible: I took it off and threw it intoo garbage. Basically this taco is a piece of shit and waste of money.

Gia would fit right in this place, I can definitely see her and eating 12 corn kernels with 24 grains of rice while nibbling on a 1" x 1" piece of corn tortila.

This is the piece of shit that you get for $3.00: