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#484825 - 04/28/10 04:14 PM
Re: Now is your chance to fuck Monstar's ex
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#484826 - 04/28/10 09:46 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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Damn, ya know it has been a while. Might have to do some...research? For entertainments sake. Haven't seen her movies, but I think I read she's kin of a dead fish, no? I like Mon, the Indian brings more to the board when he visits than some/most. But, I'm not opposed to fucking his ex.
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#484827 - 04/29/10 08:52 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/15/06
Posts: 412
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#484828 - 04/30/10 11:44 PM
MONSTAR - BAT SIGNAL - MONSTAR
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/20/07
Posts: 522
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Time to tighten the bolt on your neck Monstar!  From my standpoint here at Chan' Temple, all media appears to represent that you were severely pussy-whipped by a porn whore. I can only imagine that you must have performed significant work "up front" and now collecting your due is nigh impossible. Well...that is not a great sin...EXCEPT for her fried egg tits! Did you really think you could fantasize about what a $10k boob job could do and expect that you wouldn't have to pay for it? Carry On my friend...as best you can..... 
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#484830 - 05/01/10 10:40 PM
Re: MONSTAR - BAT SIGNAL - MONSTAR
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Time to tighten the bolt on your neck Monstar!
From my standpoint here at Chan' Temple, all media appears to represent that you were severely pussy-whipped by a porn whore. I can only imagine that you must have performed significant work "up front" and now collecting your due is nigh impossible. Well...that is not a great sin...EXCEPT for her fried egg tits! Did you really think you could fantasize about what a $10k boob job could do and expect that you wouldn't have to pay for it?
Carry On my friend...as best you can.....
umm...is it just me or can anyone else make sense of this diatribe and throw the cliffsnotes in my direction? the brothas on Airplane were easier to understand.
..but then again, i'm ethnic.
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#484831 - 05/01/10 10:44 PM
Re: Now is your chance to fuck Monstar's ex
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Now that's a Press Release!
Whores take note: This is what a Hookers resume should look like. .
seriously. thankfully "jynx" works on the other side of the fence or I'd be in a run for my money. I'm thinking about subcontracting her.
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#484832 - 05/01/10 10:44 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/18/04
Posts: 119
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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umm...is it just me or can anyone else make sense of this diatribe and throw the cliffsnotes in my direction? the brothas on Airplane were easier to understand.
..but then again, i'm ethnic.
HA! I gotta agree with that. If that's jive-talking, than I'm White!
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#484833 - 05/01/10 10:47 PM
Re: Now is your chance to fuck Monstar's ex
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Damn, ya know it has been a while. Might have to do some...research? For entertainments sake. Haven't seen her movies, but I think I read she's kin of a dead fish, no? I like Mon, the Indian brings more to the board when he visits than some/most. But, I'm not opposed to fucking his ex.
meh. I wouldn't care. Go forth, wreak havoc....
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#484834 - 05/01/10 10:53 PM
Re: Now is your chance to fuck Monstar's ex
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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btw where is monstar??
her/he disappeared since the tattoo incident
you're an idiot. the shit in here is about as entertaining as an episode of sex and the city. when frankie figgs has the best post on the board as of late and there are actually threads (multiple, mind you) about *me*, you know the shit is slow.
BTW this is what I'm talking about:
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NOW that is good shit. #justsayin 
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#484837 - 05/02/10 11:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I know for a fact that she is not escorting nor was she before. That press release and TER posting is a lie.
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#484838 - 05/02/10 12:38 PM
Re: MONSTAR - BAT SIGNAL - MONSTAR
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Let me spell it out for you Injun:
1.Reliable intel from Guapo: "angelina armani told me on twitter that she got a voicemail from monsta crying like a baby beggin her to come back after she dumped him. shit aint no lie, ask her yourself."
Did you just say you base your info on what guapo says?
...seriously?
...that's your intel?
....and you have the balls to say it's reliable?
...bravo my friend. How's that bridge he sold you treating you?
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2. Pic taken right before the breakup
...What? so she did a scene?
pssstt...
shh...
between you and me...
SHE'S A PORNSTAR YOU FUCKING MORON. OF COURSE SHE DOES SCENES.
SHOCK ME WITH SOME OTHER INFO!
What are you pulling out of your hat next? That Batman is Bruce Wayne? Awesome job.
Again, in comparison Frankie Figgs is scoring all over your face like you were on your knees at JM's annual mope squad BBQ & picnic.
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3. Stuff your sorries in a sack Redman.
The only thing sorry here is that as an adult human being you lean on a bad wigger alt for your 411.
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#484839 - 05/02/10 01:09 PM
Re: MONSTAR - BAT SIGNAL - MONSTAR
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/20/07
Posts: 522
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Monstar...You are a complete Sack of Jawea..
Besides being a suitcase pimp and a fanboi, you are also a humorless mancunt.
It's common knowledge around the industry that you were deeply in lust with Angelina just because she took your advice and bleached her hair. Tell us your side of the story big man....I'd love to hear it.
Your IQ must be as low as your mongoloid eyebrows not to see the intended humor in the gun pic.
At least I didn't blame you for butchering her flappy tits. The telltale scar under the areolas makes one wonder: Huh??? What happened?
As for Frankie...please provide a link. I usually don't waste my time chasing down retards
Edited by whorebot (05/02/10 01:11 PM)
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#484840 - 05/02/10 01:19 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Wut is is big mama, i dug her rap, my mama din't raise no dummies. Sheeeeeit.
Erin Avery FTW
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#484842 - 05/02/10 02:01 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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A broad that fucks for money is fucking for money, what's the big deal.
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#484844 - 05/02/10 05:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Besides being a suitcase pimp and a fanboi, you are also a humorless mancunt.
really, man clown? you wanna put that to a poll fuck face? i'll take the pepsi challenge against your ass any day of the week and twice on Tuesday and I'll bet dollars to doughnuts your ass gets voted off the island. wanna roll the dice, bottom bitch?
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It's common knowledge around the industry that you were deeply in lust with Angelina just because she took your advice and bleached her hair.
So this "common knowledge", is that another pearl of wisdom laid on you via guapo. but face the facts douchebag there have been many a girl who had bleached their hair and listened to what I had to say with no sign of lust, usually I just get paid. and in case you missed that, I'll say it again...get paid.
So take your zapruder films and theory and shove it up your ass. there was only one shooter on the grassy knoll and that was me putting holes in your every theory.
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Tell us your side of the story big man....I'd love to hear it.
I'm not your dancing monkey, fuck face. go ask guapo. because no matter what I say here, you'll still nuzzle the cock that tells you what you wanna hear. true or false?
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Your IQ must be as low as your mongoloid eyebrows not to see the intended humor in the gun pic.
or maybe you are just not funny. I'm not your mom and I'm not going to say you are the prettiest girl at the ball, cinderella. I'm gunna give it to you straight, you suck. Your life is meaningless. but deep down inside you knew that already otherwise someone as lame as me wouldn't be a blip on your radar.
but there I go blipping away.
...blip
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#484846 - 05/02/10 06:22 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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i bet monsta wear his cheap ass ps3 headset while talking shit on xpt.
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#484848 - 05/02/10 07:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Be careful here Monstar. Results are totally unpredictable.
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#484849 - 05/03/10 03:02 AM
Re: MONSTAR - BAT SIGNAL - MONSTAR
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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 bwahaha....fuckin with Monstar is too much fun. 
yeah when that's all you got left to look forward to as you hop around like a missing leg mongrel begging for scooby snacks from his master waiting on my next post.
face it..instead of trying to retort with any consequence you just lay back and let it happen. you've been owned, ebayed, resold now going for a buck thirty on d block.
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#484853 - 05/03/10 09:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Be careful here Monstar. Results are totally unpredictable.
Alex raped him left right and center. Doof had nothing left to say except "it's fun to piss him off". Same bitchspeak every stuttering clown has to say when you knock their jaw down into their hands.
Fave poster list, chumpsky.... 
I still never understand all of your posts because I don't camp on 4 chan, but I do understand your pm's so I know you can be cogent. I meant to say Monstar shouldn't put issues to a poll because the results on xpt are very unpredictable. He used to be a moderator here and the worm turned in seconds flat due to a poll.
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#484855 - 05/04/10 12:38 AM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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He used to be a moderator here and the worm turned in seconds flat due to a poll.
Yeah, i regret that I was away from the board when that went down, but it seemed to me that someone did him dirty.
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#484856 - 05/04/10 02:14 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I thought it was Chico T that went down due to the poll? Forgive me. I'm being a bad mod. There will be a quiz, no? Going sleepies now. It's 2am and I have two banks to go to before I even start my day.
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#484858 - 05/04/10 11:52 PM
Re: MONSTAR = PUSSY
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/20/07
Posts: 522
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YAH FUCK YOU ASSHOLES - I Aint' goin' no-where!!!
Loucypher has proved himself a suck u puss. Let's Do It! Monstar is a fraud - I'll go down before I give in to this Cunt! POLL TIME!!!!!
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#484860 - 05/05/10 06:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Shit that must have been like drinking fermented orange juice.
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#484861 - 05/05/10 06:33 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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Army of one... I signed up for the whole tour. The hole tore.
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#484863 - 05/05/10 07:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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#484866 - 05/10/10 01:03 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/20/07
Posts: 522
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Thanks LG but that poll is pointleaa. Monstar is a freak show no matter how you slice it.
Edited by whorebot (05/10/10 01:04 AM)
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