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When I date a woman, especially if she has a temper, I explain to her early on that I won't hit her unless she hits me in the face with a closed fist or hits me in the balls. I can deal with being slapped, shoved or hit in the body but its just plain disrespectful for a bitch to punch me in the face or hit me in the nuts. I've only hit a woman once and that was during a verbal argument when she decided to kick me in the balls and I slapped her hard before I walked away to toss up my dinner(no I wasn't drinking, she kicked me that fucking hard).

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You need to blog Fiend. You really do. Actually, just grab a forum here and do werk. It's not like anyone can stop you so take your pick. If some mod gets lippy it's not like anyone of what?. The five real people here couldn't crush them at will. Funsies, good times.