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#484682 - 04/26/10 10:55 AM Win a Date to Ironman 2 with Ironman 1
Brandon_Iron Demodded Diseased Dwarf Porn Jesus Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 9174 Loc: Penalty Box	Ironman 2 opens on May 7th, 2010. In 250 words or less, tell me why you want to go and you could be the lucky winner to walk the red carpet at the local AMC Theater. One large popcorn (with topping) and a medium soda (your choice) included. You must be over 18 to enter. You must be a single, hot, promiscuous woman with a burning desire to mimic the talents on display at www.loadmymouth.com. Contestants 5 foot six and under are encouraged to apply. E-mail pics to brandon@brandoniron.com. Good luck! Attachments 480807-poster_ironman-2.jpg (9 downloads) _________________________ https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron www.brandoniron.com https://twitter.com/BrandonIron
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#484683 - 04/26/10 10:59 AM Re: Win a Date to Ironman 2 with Ironman 1
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America
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#484684 - 04/26/10 11:01 AM Re: Win a Date to Ironman 2 with Ironman 1
Brandon_Iron Demodded Diseased Dwarf Porn Jesus Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 9174 Loc: Penalty Box	You, Sir, are disqualified. _________________________ https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron www.brandoniron.com https://twitter.com/BrandonIron
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#484685 - 04/26/10 01:26 PM Re: Win a Date to Ironman 2 with Ironman 1
GUAPO Pervert Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 2204	hi brandon
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#484686 - 04/26/10 05:42 PM Re: Win a Date to Ironman 2 with Ironman 1
Bill Hicks Bukkake Boy Registered: 04/01/07 Posts: 717 Loc: Off the mortal coil	I've gotta side with Lou. You're fucking brilliant at self-satire, BI.
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#484687 - 04/26/10 06:43 PM Re: Win a Date to Ironman 2 with Ironman 1
duckduckgoose AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 03/14/06 Posts: 589	Is this compensation a step up from what you usually pay your models? I bet most of them would be thankful if you started wearing a protective suit during "battle".
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#484688 - 04/26/10 07:34 PM Re: Win a Date to Ironman 2 with Ironman 1
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: I've gotta side with Lou. You're fucking brilliant at self-satire, BI. Bi is one of the funniest fuckers here. The stupid shit he does to ruin his porn just kills me. I see a fucken millionaire but then he sucks feet, features his cawk, and gets high. Actually he's even more funny when he's high so scratch that one off the list. I can only offer to help him so many times, why Jeff and Tony don't shake some sense into him is an even better question. It's porn I guess, getting fucked is the beginning and the end. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#484689 - 04/26/10 09:47 PM Re: Win a Date to Ironman 2 with Ironman 1
Brandon_Iron Demodded Diseased Dwarf Porn Jesus Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 9174 Loc: Penalty Box	I deny ever being high. However, if you smelled some of the feet that I have, you would experience a jellification of your medula oblongata, too. Toes are nature's mushrooms. Pure magic. _________________________ https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron www.brandoniron.com https://twitter.com/BrandonIron
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#484690 - 04/26/10 09:49 PM Re: Win a Date to Ironman 2 with Ironman 1
Brandon_Iron Demodded Diseased Dwarf Porn Jesus Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 9174 Loc: Penalty Box	Can any good Samaritan Photoshop my pic onto the Ironman 2 poster, please? Contest entrants are -- ahem -- lacking. _________________________ https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron www.brandoniron.com https://twitter.com/BrandonIron
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#484691 - 04/26/10 09:56 PM Re: Win a Date to Ironman 2 with Ironman 1
GUAPO Pervert Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 2204	im going to fucking kill you. your fucking dead son
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#484692 - 04/26/10 10:05 PM Re: Win a Date to Ironman 2 with Ironman 1
Fiend Porn Fucking Master Registered: 11/04/05 Posts: 3509 Loc: Pit of Despair	Do chicks ever refuse to be seen with you in public brandon because they can't wear high heels out with you? _________________________ Fap, Fap, Fap
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#484693 - 04/26/10 10:20 PM Re: Win a Date to Ironman 2 with Ironman 1
Fuk Yo Mama Gay For Pay Registered: 03/07/06 Posts: 1059	Quote: Contestants 5 foot six and under are encouraged to apply. So you're cool with chicks that are taller than you? _________________________ Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson
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#484694 - 04/26/10 10:29 PM Re: Win a Date to Ironman 2 with Ironman 1
Brandon_Iron Demodded Diseased Dwarf Porn Jesus Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 9174 Loc: Penalty Box	hi guapo _________________________ https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron www.brandoniron.com https://twitter.com/BrandonIron
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#484695 - 04/26/10 10:31 PM Re: Win a Date to Ironman 2 with Ironman 1
Brandon_Iron Demodded Diseased Dwarf Porn Jesus Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 9174 Loc: Penalty Box	Fiend: Please study Fuk Yo Mama's work. Crisp. Concise. Economy of words. Same message yet much more cutting than yours. Try again, please. _________________________ https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron www.brandoniron.com https://twitter.com/BrandonIron
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#484696 - 04/26/10 10:34 PM Re: Win a Date to Ironman 2 with Ironman 1
TonyBaloney Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 12/17/09 Posts: 219	Quote: Can any good Samaritan Photoshop my pic onto the Ironman 2 poster, please? Attachments 480926-iron1.jpg (8 downloads)
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#484697 - 04/26/10 10:37 PM Re: Win a Date to Ironman 2 with Ironman 1
Fiend Porn Fucking Master Registered: 11/04/05 Posts: 3509 Loc: Pit of Despair	Quote: Fiend: Please study Fuk Yo Mama's work. Crisp. Concise. Economy of words. Same message yet much more cutting than yours. Try again, please. I'll take that as a yes. Now then, do you avoid elevators because you are at ground zero for the passing of gas? _________________________ Fap, Fap, Fap
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#484698 - 04/27/10 07:23 AM Re: Win a Date to Ironman 2 with Ironman 1
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	Brandon Ironman
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#484699 - 04/27/10 09:02 AM Re: Win a Date to Ironman 2 with Ironman 1
Brandon_Iron Demodded Diseased Dwarf Porn Jesus Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 9174 Loc: Penalty Box	Quote: Quote: Fiend: Please study Fuk Yo Mama's work. Crisp. Concise. Economy of words. Same message yet much more cutting than yours. Try again, please. I'll take that as a yes. Now then, do you avoid elevators because you are at ground zero for the passing of gas? A definite improvement but I would caution you about "ground zero" references paired with elevators. Throws the reader off to World Trade Center and 9/11. Sorry, dog, but it didn't work for me. You are more American Idiot than American Idol in the comedy game and that joke was a dookie. _________________________ https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron www.brandoniron.com https://twitter.com/BrandonIron
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#484700 - 04/27/10 09:03 AM Re: Win a Date to Ironman 2 with Ironman 1
Brandon_Iron Demodded Diseased Dwarf Porn Jesus Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 9174 Loc: Penalty Box	Thank you, TonyBaloney! Nice work! L.G. Keep your helmet on, son. Would you like a colouring book? _________________________ https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron www.brandoniron.com https://twitter.com/BrandonIron
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#484701 - 04/27/10 09:21 AM Re: Win a Date to Ironman 2 with Ironman 1
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	You keep sucking on those fungus infested feet you're gonna look like this. _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#484702 - 04/27/10 10:40 AM Re: Win a Date to Ironman 2 with Ironman 1
Brandon_Iron Demodded Diseased Dwarf Porn Jesus Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 9174 Loc: Penalty Box	Look, I know I have to hit the gym again, ok? Let me deal with my demons one at a time, please. Tony....Photoshop again, please? _________________________ https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron www.brandoniron.com https://twitter.com/BrandonIron
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#484703 - 04/27/10 01:54 PM Re: Win a Date to Ironman 2 with Ironman 1
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	do brandon ironman throws herpex missiles ? is his armor valtrex based?
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#484704 - 04/27/10 02:42 PM Re: Win a Date to Ironman 2 with Ironman 1
Brandon_Iron Demodded Diseased Dwarf Porn Jesus Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 9174 Loc: Penalty Box	There is no defence like a good offence and I take great AIMs to protect myself from harm. _________________________ https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron www.brandoniron.com https://twitter.com/BrandonIron
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#484705 - 04/27/10 02:49 PM Re: Win a Date to Ironman 2 with Ironman 1
Fiend Porn Fucking Master Registered: 11/04/05 Posts: 3509 Loc: Pit of Despair	Brandon, do you ever wonder what its like to go on the big boy rides at an amusement park because you aren't "this" tall. _________________________ Fap, Fap, Fap
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#484706 - 04/27/10 04:55 PM Re: Win a Date to Ironman 2 with Ironman 1
Brandon_Iron Demodded Diseased Dwarf Porn Jesus Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 9174 Loc: Penalty Box	I usually just prop myself up on my cock and all is fine. Iron may not be tall enough but Johnson can go anywhere he pleases.....and he does, too. _________________________ https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron www.brandoniron.com https://twitter.com/BrandonIron
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#484707 - 04/29/10 07:50 AM Re: Win a Date to Ironman 2 with Ironman 1
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	Brandon Ironman you should do a Not Ironman XXX version
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#484708 - 04/29/10 09:21 AM Re: Win a Date to Ironman 2 with Ironman 1
Brandon_Iron Demodded Diseased Dwarf Porn Jesus Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 9174 Loc: Penalty Box	The title would be "L.G." You define all things Not Ironman. _________________________ https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron www.brandoniron.com https://twitter.com/BrandonIron
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