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#484594 - 04/25/10 03:36 PM every rose has a brain hemmorage
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rip bret michaels


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#484595 - 04/25/10 04:00 PM Re: every rose has a brain hemmorage
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Source? Everything I've seen has him still hanging in there.

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#484596 - 04/25/10 06:14 PM Re: every rose has a brain hemmorage
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gUAPOS being the dumb nigger we expect him to be despite his genetics.

I hope brett cornholes tupac and peter norths the dead coon from the en why see..... dj am?. no I'm sorry, the addidas faced fuckhole... ole wutshisscrbble?. Actually I hope dj goldstein scratches out a beat on the dense fucking skull of all the dead niggers I've mentioned and Brett can rhyme any and all of this shit.

Hows that for hate?. Cunts.

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#484597 - 04/25/10 06:15 PM Re: every rose has a brain hemmorage
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Pre-Mourning The Future-Loss??

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#484598 - 04/25/10 06:28 PM Re: every rose has a brain hemmorage
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Pre-Mourning The Future-Loss??




Bret is spelled with one T.I put the other one out there because I knew your dumbass would come around. Twice.
You get another post to say goodbye because I'm a nice fucken guy. You should have fucken learned something last night, doof.
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#484599 - 04/25/10 07:37 PM Re: every rose has a brain hemmorage
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Pre-Mourning The Future-Loss??




Bret is spelled with one T.I put the other one out there because I knew your dumbass would come around. Twice.
You get another post to say goodbye because I'm a nice fucken guy. You should have fucken learned something last night, doof.





FO, sweetie.

by the way are you off or run out of meds right now???

WTF??? son


Edited by Dino Velvet (04/25/10 07:39 PM)

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#484600 - 04/25/10 07:46 PM Re: every rose has a brain hemmorage
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Lou's going through a period of self loathing. When he's done he's really gonna take it out on us !
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#484601 - 04/25/10 08:33 PM Re: every rose has a brain hemmorage
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Pre-Mourning The Future-Loss??




Bret is spelled with one T.I put the other one out there because I knew your dumbass would come around. Twice.
You get another post to say goodbye because I'm a nice fucken guy. You should have fucken learned something last night, doof.





FO, sweetie.

by the way are you off or run out of meds right now???

WTF??? son




The last T was the one I was going to use to crucify you on. Way to step into it. No fucken way you are xpt mod material Dino. I'm telling you right now you are fucken done here. I actually told you yesterday but you got what we have here today. Dumb as fuck does as dumb as fuck is told.

I'm not the one that set you up Dino. I hope you realize that. No fucken way you should be a mod here. Ever.
Ask around.
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#484602 - 04/25/10 09:11 PM Re: every rose has a brain hemmorage
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Pre-Mourning The Future-Loss??




Bret is spelled with one T.I put the other one out there because I knew your dumbass would come around. Twice.
You get another post to say goodbye because I'm a nice fucken guy. You should have fucken learned something last night, doof.





FO, sweetie.

by the way are you off or run out of meds right now???

WTF??? son




The last T was the one I was going to use to crucify you on. Way to step into it. No fucken way you are xpt mod material Dino. I'm telling you right now you are fucken done here. I actually told you yesterday but you got what we have here today. Dumb as fuck does as dumb as fuck is told.

I'm not the one that set you up Dino. I hope you realize that. No fucken way you should be a mod here. Ever.
Ask around.




Hey...if someone wants me out then thats that....I got no beef with you man....

life is like abox of chocolates

If ya dont want me here...just ask kindly....I am sleepy and drunk...so what are you expecting....




so yo Lou...if ya want my spot its yours....if thats what your askin....


Edited by Dino Velvet (04/25/10 09:13 PM)

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#484603 - 04/25/10 09:53 PM Re: every rose has a brain hemmorage
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Unskinny bop
Just blows me away
Unskinny bop bop
All night and day
Unskinny bop bop bop bop
She just loves to play
Unskinny bop
nothin' more to say

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#484604 - 04/26/10 09:29 AM Re: every rose has a brain hemmorage
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Back to the subject, it kind of bums me for a lot of reasons. As far as 80's glam metal goes, they were pretty talented. He seems like a fairly intelligent, polite chap, sex addiction aside. He managed to keep his money from the glory days and seems to really love his kids.

From a my own nuerotic panicky perspective, I have a tendency to focus on my own mortality whenever someone close to my age bites it from "natural causes".

I hope he makes a full recovery.
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#484605 - 04/26/10 03:38 PM Re: every rose has a brain hemmorage
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Quote:

Quote:

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Quote:

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Pre-Mourning The Future-Loss??




Bret is spelled with one T.I put the other one out there because I knew your dumbass would come around. Twice.
You get another post to say goodbye because I'm a nice fucken guy. You should have fucken learned something last night, doof.





FO, sweetie.

by the way are you off or run out of meds right now???

WTF??? son




The last T was the one I was going to use to crucify you on. Way to step into it. No fucken way you are xpt mod material Dino. I'm telling you right now you are fucken done here. I actually told you yesterday but you got what we have here today. Dumb as fuck does as dumb as fuck is told.

I'm not the one that set you up Dino. I hope you realize that. No fucken way you should be a mod here. Ever.
Ask around.




Hey...if someone wants me out then thats that....I got no beef with you man....

life is like abox of chocolates

If ya dont want me here...just ask kindly....I am sleepy and drunk...so what are you expecting....




so yo Lou...if ya want my spot its yours....if thats what your askin....




I can do what you're supposed to do without the BAN button.
I'll leave you to the rest of "them".
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#484606 - 04/26/10 03:58 PM Re: every rose has a brain hemmorage
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Pirate Barry:

Quote:

Back to the subject, it kind of bums me for a lot of reasons. As far as 80's glam metal goes, they were pretty talented.




I cannot believe I just read that. These assclowns were (and probably still are) the most talentless scum ever to have their record released. Barry, did you take any unusual substances?
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#484607 - 04/26/10 04:05 PM Re: every rose has a brain hemmorage
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2 things Free...
One look at Berry tells you he has scurvy.
As bad as Poison was Fred Durst is the biggest joke on the planet..next to any of his fans.
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#484609 - 04/26/10 04:52 PM Re: every rose has a brain hemmorage
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Quote:

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Pre-Mourning The Future-Loss??




Bret is spelled with one T.I put the other one out there because I knew your dumbass would come around. Twice.
You get another post to say goodbye because I'm a nice fucken guy. You should have fucken learned something last night, doof.





FO, sweetie.

by the way are you off or run out of meds right now???

WTF??? son




The last T was the one I was going to use to crucify you on. Way to step into it. No fucken way you are xpt mod material Dino. I'm telling you right now you are fucken done here. I actually told you yesterday but you got what we have here today. Dumb as fuck does as dumb as fuck is told.

I'm not the one that set you up Dino. I hope you realize that. No fucken way you should be a mod here. Ever.
Ask around.




Hey...if someone wants me out then thats that....I got no beef with you man....

life is like abox of chocolates

If ya dont want me here...just ask kindly....I am sleepy and drunk...so what are you expecting....




so yo Lou...if ya want my spot its yours....if thats what your askin....




I can do what you're supposed to do without the BAN button.
I'll leave you to the rest of "them".




If that was the case than that would have already happened to you...but since...you dont have a clue I will give ya one...

I dont give a F_CK....

So, Would ya like to buy a vowel?

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#484610 - 04/26/10 05:32 PM Re: every rose has a brain hemmorage
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Pre-Mourning The Future-Loss??




Bret is spelled with one T.I put the other one out there because I knew your dumbass would come around. Twice.
You get another post to say goodbye because I'm a nice fucken guy. You should have fucken learned something last night, doof.





FO, sweetie.

by the way are you off or run out of meds right now???

WTF??? son




The last T was the one I was going to use to crucify you on. Way to step into it. No fucken way you are xpt mod material Dino. I'm telling you right now you are fucken done here. I actually told you yesterday but you got what we have here today. Dumb as fuck does as dumb as fuck is told.

I'm not the one that set you up Dino. I hope you realize that. No fucken way you should be a mod here. Ever.
Ask around.




Hey...if someone wants me out then thats that....I got no beef with you man....

life is like abox of chocolates

If ya dont want me here...just ask kindly....I am sleepy and drunk...so what are you expecting....




so yo Lou...if ya want my spot its yours....if thats what your askin....




I can do what you're supposed to do without the BAN button.
I'll leave you to the rest of "them".




If that was the case than that would have already happened to you...but since...you dont have a clue I will give ya one...

I dont give a F_CK....

So, Would ya like to buy a vowel?




That makes no fucken sense.
I have no interest in you or your position because you are a fucken retard. You offer me nothing because you are a fucken retard. I can make people go away because, unlike you, I'm not a retard.

Lets work this backwards, ya sped. You haven't crashed the board. Good Boy.

Dino.. look away now and count to R.

This is what it has come to, yes?. Dino?. We went from Willie to Dino?.




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#484611 - 04/26/10 06:20 PM Re: every rose has a brain hemmorage
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Quote:

Pirate Barry:

Quote:

Back to the subject, it kind of bums me for a lot of reasons. As far as 80's glam metal goes, they were pretty talented.




I cannot believe I just read that. These assclowns were (and probably still are) the most talentless scum ever to have their record released. Barry, did you take any unusual substances?




Talented was the wrong word. No, I wasn't high when I wrote it, but reading it high now makes me cringe some.

I never liked that glam shit, but I had a couple of guilty pleasures, Poison being one of them. For the sugary bubblegum it was, it wasn't bad. Talk Dirty to Me was a really happy, hooky song. And I'm sorry, but that little mini guy was a real hotshot guitar player. When he was dialed in, there were few better at that time. And this was in a time of some some real hotshot pickers.

There's no accounting for taste tho. My tastes have always been pretty varied, and there's always a place for sugary nonsense. Even if just for the irony of it all.

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#484612 - 04/26/10 06:27 PM Re: every rose has a brain hemmorage
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Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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2 things Free...
One look at Berry tells you he has scurvy.
As bad as Poison was Fred Durst is the biggest joke on the planet..next to any of his fans.





My ship runs on a pretty big orange budget. There are ones comming from the local stand that are just delicious. If I put them on the top shelf of the fridge they get almost frozen and the flavor just bursts. Best candy in the world.

Yeah, what was Limp Bizcut (jondra) about? That was one terrible terrible band. I mean, how many songs can you write about being pissed off? They did a remake of the Who's Behind Blue Eyes. Easy song to do, easy to play, really easy to sing. They phoned it in. Total waste of time.
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#484613 - 04/26/10 06:29 PM Re: every rose has a brain hemmorage
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Quote:

Quote:

Pirate Barry:

Quote:

Back to the subject, it kind of bums me for a lot of reasons. As far as 80's glam metal goes, they were pretty talented.




I cannot believe I just read that. These assclowns were (and probably still are) the most talentless scum ever to have their record released.




I think that was Duran Duran




I really liked Save a Prayer. And Blue Moon on Monday, too. I'm pretty sure both of those lurk on my mp3 player.
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#484614 - 04/27/10 09:29 AM Re: every rose has a brain hemmorage
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Best Duran Duran song .........

Duran Duran's second best .........

Their biggest hit......

They looked like cunts, but some music was not too bad.
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#484615 - 04/27/10 02:11 PM Re: every rose has a brain hemmorage
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I never watch TV and almost never listen to the radio. The other day my neighbor was working in his yard and had on the oldies station, they were playing stuff that I listened to when I was in middle school and High School. It was a cruel and sobering moment.
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#484616 - 04/27/10 02:29 PM Re: every rose has a brain hemmorage
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I never watch TV and almost never listen to the radio. The other day my neighbor was working in his yard and had on the oldies station, they were playing stuff that I listened to when I was in middle school and High School. It was a cruel and sobering moment.




The line from the Bowling With Soup song: "When did Motley Crue become classic rock?".

I get that. I have a "classic" rock and two "oldies" rock stations on my preset in the truck. Most of the "classics" pass by without much thought, but to hear a cut off Ozzy's first solo album on the "oldies" station was one of those sobering moments. The fact it was preceded by "Horse
with no Name" just made it all the more sobering.

And for you 20somethings who are giggling at us geezers talking about Duran Duran and shit, don't laugh. Your time will come that you look at the music of your usev with fondness while the 20 somethings giggle at you. Circle of life.
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#484617 - 04/27/10 02:31 PM Re: every rose has a brain hemmorage
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I like D D. They were a little after my time zone but still liked them.
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#484618 - 04/27/10 02:39 PM Re: every rose has a brain hemmorage
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Best Duran Duran song .........

Duran Duran's second best .........

Their biggest hit......

They looked like cunts, but some music was not too bad.




For the young people out there, MTV used to show these things called "music videos". They were little movies set to the songs of the day. And Duran Duran did some really groundbreaking ones. Exotic locations, beautiful women, cases upon cases of hair spray and eyeliner. Remember when you could only see the uncensored version of Girls on Film in the middle of the night on Night Flight? They truly did look like cunts, but it was the 80's. It's what sold. I gladly admit to my mullet, parachute pants and Member's Only knockoff jacket.
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#484619 - 04/27/10 04:22 PM Re: every rose has a brain hemmorage
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MTV should change its letters to STV. The S for shit !
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#484620 - 04/27/10 05:18 PM Re: every rose has a brain hemmorage
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Quote:

Best Duran Duran song .........

Duran Duran's second best .........

Their biggest hit......

They looked like cunts, but some music was not too bad.




I'd slide Girls on Film in between those first two. I'll say one thing for them. There have been a lot of rock stars who have had bad car crashes. Simon what's-his-name is the only one I can think of who has had a bad boat crash.
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#484621 - 04/27/10 08:57 PM Re: every rose has a brain hemmorage
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For the young people out there, MTV used to show these things called "music videos".




And for the young people on here, NBC used to show the same thing on a show called "Friday Night Videos." Back in the days before cable. Before Al Gore invented the internet. Before, well, you get the idea...

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#484622 - 04/29/10 04:29 AM Re: every rose has a brain hemmorage
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I'd slide Girls on Film in between those first two.




Best, hands down. No contest, you fucking faggots.

3rd single, 1st record/1st track.

Girls on Film

Uncut
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#484623 - 04/29/10 06:23 AM Re: every rose has a brain hemmorage
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Quote:

Quote:

I'd slide Girls on Film in between those first two.




Best, hands down. No contest, you fucking faggots.

3rd single, 1st record/1st track.

Girls on Film

Uncut




Really cutting edge for it's time and for them, video- wise.

Does anyone realize the wrongness of discussing the merits of Duran fucking Duran on a porn forum in 2010? The ironing is delicious.
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#484624 - 04/29/10 08:27 AM Re: every rose has a brain hemmorage
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Quote:

Quote:

I'd slide Girls on Film in between those first two.




Best, hands down. No contest, you fucking faggots.

3rd single, 1st record/1st track.

Girls on Film

Uncut




^ mucho grassyass !
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#484625 - 04/29/10 08:28 AM Re: every rose has a brain hemmorage
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"The ironing is delicious."
As well as the dry cleaning, pressing,wash and wear etc......
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