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#484475 - 04/24/10 01:57 PM Batten down the hatches BDM
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#484476 - 04/24/10 02:01 PM Re: Batten down the hatches BDM
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Yeah I've been watching it on Intellicast. It's rained here all day but not hard. Keeping my head down.
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#484477 - 04/24/10 02:46 PM Re: Batten down the hatches BDM
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Bdm...This will be like two weekends in a row that there is no nascar. Not a big fan of Monday races, naimsayin?.

There's only like 3 decent southerners here so I expect you to make up for it. The youtube music thread might werk.
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#484478 - 04/24/10 06:23 PM Re: Batten down the hatches BDM
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When Dale died so did Nascar ! I'll see what I can do.
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#484479 - 04/24/10 06:25 PM Re: Batten down the hatches BDM
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Hate to rain on your parade Lou but tomorrow's forecast looks dry for eastern Alabama so they should be okay for the race, assuming Talladega doesn't get hit by a twister tonight.


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#484480 - 04/24/10 06:26 PM Re: Batten down the hatches BDM
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Under a tornado watch here in E.Tenn.
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#484481 - 04/24/10 06:58 PM Re: Batten down the hatches BDM
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When Dale died so did Nascar ! I'll see what I can do.




Are you serious with that?. I've cried twice since I was ten yrs old. Once was when I was maybe 14 and my girlfriend broke up with me. Only girl I ever cried about.(until coke) The other time is when "the man" died. That was tough and I hated it.
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#484482 - 04/24/10 07:00 PM Re: Batten down the hatches BDM
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Deadly serious. I hadn't been a race fan very long and then that shit happened. Like giving someone a puppy and then shooting it in front of them. sux.
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#484483 - 04/24/10 07:04 PM Re: Batten down the hatches BDM
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When Dale died so did Nascar ! I'll see what I can do.




Richard Petty
Darrell Waltrip
Bobby Allison
Cale Yarborough

All I know is that I stopped watching when they stopped racing....no offence.


Edited by Dino Velvet (04/24/10 07:07 PM)

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#484484 - 04/24/10 07:07 PM Re: Batten down the hatches BDM
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My brother had me watching that maniac when he was driving the Wrangler car. My brother is a total pussy but the only time he was ever right about someone being a badass was when he showed me Dale. I fucken grew up watching that guy.

sux is right. that was a dark fucken day.
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#484485 - 04/24/10 07:32 PM Re: Batten down the hatches BDM
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Fucking rednecks and their idolatry of men who drive around in a big circle.


NASCAR - Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks



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#484486 - 04/24/10 07:56 PM Re: Batten down the hatches BDM
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Wallace.. WE All Look Like Assholes Chasing Earnhardt.
2 and 3. That was one of my first race experiences and some fat fucken slam pig had that shit up over her tits and down under the other. black and grey 3 between her sloppy tits.
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#484487 - 04/24/10 07:56 PM Re: Batten down the hatches BDM
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wow...nosebleed seats at the daytona 500 and a pig with a Yeti.

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#484488 - 04/24/10 08:08 PM Re: Batten down the hatches BDM
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wow...nosebleed seats at the daytona 500 and a pig with a Yeti.




That's Bristol, doof. Fuck off outta the race thread or get hurt.
I let you slide on the 70's shit you tried earlier. I let you live around here as a mod because I try and respect Tonys choices. Truth is I could fucken kill almost each and every one of you that isn't named Gia. or smut. or jrv. or loop. or zenman.

Yes?.

Nothing personal wutsurname... I'm done with the dumb around here. Feelings will be hurt.
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#484489 - 04/24/10 08:22 PM Re: Batten down the hatches BDM
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http://www.kspr.com/news/local/92024484.html

"A storm chaser there captured amature video of the weather event."

Amatures.

"Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour is from Yazoo City where the tornado touched down."

Hmmmm...

"Well, I don't think so...I don't know what you would say about slavery, but anyone who thinks that you have to explain to people that slavery is a bad thing -- I think it goes without saying...

To me it's a sort of feeling that it's just a nit. That it is not significant. It's trying to make a big deal out of something that doesn't matter for diddly."

http://crooksandliars.com/jon-perr/haley-barbour-neo-confederate-gop

I wonder if the 700 Club will deem this as a God Vengeance Event?

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#484490 - 04/24/10 08:26 PM Re: Batten down the hatches BDM
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Getting to your seats at Bristol is a hike. The seats are steep as a goats face. I've been twice and liked to fucking died .
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#484491 - 04/24/10 08:49 PM Re: Batten down the hatches BDM
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Quote:

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wow...nosebleed seats at the daytona 500 and a pig with a Yeti.




That's Bristol, doof. Fuck off outta the race thread or get hurt.
I let you slide on the 70's shit you tried earlier. I let you live around here as a mod because I try and respect Tonys choices. Truth is I could fucken kill almost each and every one of you that isn't named Gia. or smut. or jrv. or loop. or zenman.

Yes?.

Nothing personal wutsurname... I'm done with the dumb around here. Feelings will be hurt.





sorry, my bad.....never got out there for a race....Dover, Richmond, Pocono...were my spots....Shit I only knew it as strictly Winston Cup baby!

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#484492 - 04/24/10 08:57 PM Re: Batten down the hatches BDM
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Getting to your seats at Bristol is a hike. The seats are steep as a goats face. I've been twice and liked to fucking died .




I went to Bristol with a bunch of people. it was a bus trip...fucken nightmare 14 hour trip. The no drinking rule went right the fuck outta the window about 3 hrs in. By the time we got there the scariest biker guy I've ever seen was supersoakering(is that word?.)his bitch straight in the ass, she was dead center in the aisle, and I mean he bulls-eyed her, ,with an actual squirt gun, just as we were going past the drag strip. Fucken Thunder Valley. Good times. Harvick won the Busch race. Tony took the cup race. We sat on the cement seats for the cup race.
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#484493 - 04/24/10 09:02 PM Re: Batten down the hatches BDM
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wow...nosebleed seats at the daytona 500 and a pig with a Yeti.




That's Bristol, doof. Fuck off outta the race thread or get hurt.
I let you slide on the 70's shit you tried earlier. I let you live around here as a mod because I try and respect Tonys choices. Truth is I could fucken kill almost each and every one of you that isn't named Gia. or smut. or jrv. or loop. or zenman.

Yes?.

Nothing personal wutsurname... I'm done with the dumb around here. Feelings will be hurt.





sorry, my bad.....never got out there for a race....Dover, Richmond, Pocono...were my spots....Shit I only knew it as strictly Winston Cup baby!




You miss my point. you do mod other places, yes?
Maybe you should focus on "there" because I worry about you "here". You're a nice guy Dino... you really are. I'm not just sayin.
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#484494 - 04/24/10 09:31 PM Re: Batten down the hatches BDM
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Quote:

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wow...nosebleed seats at the daytona 500 and a pig with a Yeti.




That's Bristol, doof. Fuck off outta the race thread or get hurt.
I let you slide on the 70's shit you tried earlier. I let you live around here as a mod because I try and respect Tonys choices. Truth is I could fucken kill almost each and every one of you that isn't named Gia. or smut. or jrv. or loop. or zenman.

Yes?.

Nothing personal wutsurname... I'm done with the dumb around here. Feelings will be hurt.





sorry, my bad.....never got out there for a race....Dover, Richmond, Pocono...were my spots....Shit I only knew it as strictly Winston Cup baby!




You miss my point. you do mod other places, yes?
Maybe you should focus on "there" because I worry about you "here". You're a nice guy Dino... you really are. I'm not just sayin.





yes totally understood to a degree now.....now if I can combat my insomnia...stop taking these damn narcotic pain medications and stop watching archer on netflix I would be golden.

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#484495 - 04/25/10 12:59 PM Re: Batten down the hatches BDM
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^whatever... you've been told. stfu.

Dega is a beast today bdm... you watching?. I fucken love this time of year, playoff hockey and racing. Tactful aggression turns my world.

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#484496 - 04/26/10 08:14 AM Re: Batten down the hatches BDM
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I love to see the two golden boys at Hendrick turning on each other. It's looking like Mr. Gordon has finally had enough of Mr. Johnson.
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#484497 - 04/26/10 08:29 AM Re: Batten down the hatches BDM
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Yeah Gordon's comments about Johnson right after the race are unprecedented for him.

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