The residents get blitzed daily. There are several mean-spirited "crack dance" videos when you click on the link above. I don't want to fuel the fires of an international incident but the Canadians have to step up their game if they want to compete with Atlanta's Crackheads Gone Wild. That's some fine, rhythmic crack dancing. Canadians look more zombie-like, totally useless outside Thriller tributes and/or Halloween parties.

So You Think You Can Crack Dance, Canada? Think again. Get crackin'.