I spent 3 wonderful days in Vancouver. Let me save you the $15 Cdn. (about $14.50 US....HA!) entrance fee by showing you the views from the Harbour Center.










Things To Do:
- take a walk down East Hastings Street (Canada's poorest postal code region) and witness the human circus of misery, drug addiction, and despair. Smile when you see graffiti reading "Let there be rock" knowing it has nothing to do with music. Enjoy the unique fashion statements such as the woman I saw wearing a plastic bag as a bandana or the improptu flip-flops created when shoe soles separate from their base. Do not intervene in any pimp and ho battles boiling over on the street. You are not from this urban jungle.
- eat a cream puff at Beard Papa's
- drink a $4.99 latte at Cafe Artigiano
- enjoy a delicious peanut butter and chocolate cookie from the New Amsterdam Cafe. Enjoy the company of dozens of pot smokers clouding up the place with their Purple Haze.
- walk down Robson Street
- eat great sushi at Miko Sushi
- remember to word your craigslist "Models Wanted" ad with enough perpiscuity to attract only the finest cocksuckers and cum eaters.

How many future (or previous) 'stars' of Load My Mouth did you see on East Hastings?
Oh yeah, it's metres you Yankee bastard!

Thanks for the pics, BI, I've been itching to get up there for awhile now. I'll strap one on too, so that I'm not itching upon my return.

Good pics Brandon. I haven't been out west since I was a kid.

Thanks Bi... I was out there once a while ago..Nice palce. had pizza and some beers(good beers), caught a Canuck game vs the Preds(not the kidtouchers from here..the nhl team) and rounded out the night at a strip club. I was fucken hammered so if Brads Golden Room isn't in BC then its in Indy. Funsies.

I was in Vancouver last August, too, for "work." Saw UFC fighter Rampage Jackson on Robson Street. Shook his hand....cool. Found out later he was in town shooting the A Team movie.

Seriously, though, East Hastings Street is no joke. True crackheads and hard drug users prowling around. Some look like they are weeks or days away from death. It really puts your own problems in perspective.

I was there 3 days, had a great time, ate good food, met with friends, and blew 3 loads (2 direct-to-mouth and 1 facial that was scooped up and eaten.)

(I fucked up the currency conversion in the original post. It would cost more US money, not less. The Canadian dollar is on a roll against the greenback lately. Wow....

Hey Brandon, does this bring you back some memories...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyQnSMlPToE

Cool, clip...thanks for posting it!
I swear that I saw the dude at 1:40 of it. If I didn't see him, it was a relative. The reason I remember him is because he was on the street with his shirt off threatening to kick the shit out of a dude who didn't want to fight him. The first dude saw all the people gathering and put on a freaky kung fu show to let off some steam.

East Hastings looks like it was blitzed in WWII.

The residents get blitzed daily. There are several mean-spirited "crack dance" videos when you click on the link above. I don't want to fuel the fires of an international incident but the Canadians have to step up their game if they want to compete with Atlanta's Crackheads Gone Wild. That's some fine, rhythmic crack dancing. Canadians look more zombie-like, totally useless outside Thriller tributes and/or Halloween parties.

So You Think You Can Crack Dance, Canada? Think again. Get crackin'.

I shot no whores. I shot 2 classy women who were open to the idea of having a camera in the room. Go to the blog at www.brandoniron.com and search Erin Snow as well as Mocha Delight. Erin turned 18 in January and Mocha turned 18 back in 1988.