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She's Italian. Except for her tits, I really never understood what he saw in her. She didn't work,spent all day smoking his weed, and had a history of fucking raunchy dudes(prior to going out with Mike she was fucking a guy named Quacky who weighed about 110 lbs and had yellow teeth).

It's also worth mentioning that he went all stalker on her too. Kept showing up at her work,



Wait. You just said she didn't work.

Anyway, these all seem like one step closer to porn career traits. Send her my way when she gets off the Highland exit on the 101 N. Have her bring me Sbux en route. Americano with a splash of nonfat milk. No sugar.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K