Why is this Panzer "Fried" Chicken? It appears to be chicken, and it looks absolutely revolting which is the hallmark of Panzer's food preparation, but I can't see how this chicken was fried. Normally, fried chicken would have been floured, breaded, or battered and then submerged in hot oil for some time. This shit's had something brushed onto it and then been put on a baking sheet.

I thought your oven couldn't even be opened fully, Alex.

Any why the fuck are those wingtips black?