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#484321 - 04/22/10 07:55 PM Panzer Fried Chicken
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Its new, with the top secret sauce:



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#484322 - 04/22/10 07:57 PM Re: Panzer Fried Chicken
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#484323 - 04/22/10 07:59 PM Re: Panzer Fried Chicken
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That reminds me of WWII bomber nose art.



Edit: Mopez posted too fast- I meant the original image.


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#484324 - 04/22/10 09:49 PM Re: Panzer Fried Chicken
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This chicken is so good that I already made a 4th batch of it. I make it better every time and weed-out the blemishes. Its the goody-good stuff.

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#484325 - 04/23/10 12:40 AM Re: Panzer Fried Chicken
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I make it better every time and weed-out the blemishes.




You pop your zits into the special sauce or is that the special sauce?.
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#484326 - 04/23/10 04:05 AM Re: Panzer Fried Chicken
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The sauce is made from the blood of dead trannies Panzoid murders in the woods after cutting out their sphinxters

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#484327 - 04/23/10 06:35 AM Re: Panzer Fried Chicken
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Since when did ketchup become a secret sauce?
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#484328 - 04/23/10 05:27 PM Re: Panzer Fried Chicken
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Since when did ketchup become a secret sauce?



Theres more than ketchup, I even added food dye to make it extra red, you know: to make it look official.

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#484329 - 04/23/10 11:08 PM Re: Panzer Fried Chicken
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When you say "food dye" you mean you jerked yourself bloody, just another Friday night feed for Grammy.
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#484330 - 04/23/10 11:15 PM Re: Panzer Fried Chicken
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Why is this Panzer "Fried" Chicken? It appears to be chicken, and it looks absolutely revolting which is the hallmark of Panzer's food preparation, but I can't see how this chicken was fried. Normally, fried chicken would have been floured, breaded, or battered and then submerged in hot oil for some time. This shit's had something brushed onto it and then been put on a baking sheet.

I thought your oven couldn't even be opened fully, Alex.

Any why the fuck are those wingtips black?

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#484331 - 04/23/10 11:18 PM Re: Panzer Fried Chicken
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He rapes his grandmother, idiot. Then he robs her.
Have you been paying attention?.

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#484332 - 04/23/10 11:27 PM Re: Panzer Fried Chicken
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The robbing I knew about. The raping, not so much. That sounds a bit odd.

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#484333 - 04/24/10 08:02 PM Re: Panzer Fried Chicken
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#484334 - 04/24/10 08:28 PM Re: Panzer Fried Chicken
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Now that's some fucked up frog legs. Griiiidddddup .
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#484335 - 04/24/10 11:39 PM Re: Panzer Fried Chicken
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Maybe someday I can open my own food joints, like sandwich parlor, taco shop and the chicken place. I will pretty much copy other place's menu item and offer it in my own place.

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#484336 - 04/25/10 01:56 AM Re: Panzer Fried Chicken
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Maybe some day you can open your veins and pour battery acid in them.
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#484337 - 04/25/10 04:59 AM Re: Panzer Fried Chicken
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Gunker, you been reading old National Lampoons again?

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#484338 - 04/25/10 08:01 AM Re: Panzer Fried Chicken
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He must work for this guy.






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#484339 - 04/25/10 04:02 PM Re: Panzer Fried Chicken
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Maybe some day you can open your veins and pour battery acid in them.




Doesn't work: the acid burn will cauterize the wound, before the acid can do any harm inside the body.
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#484340 - 04/25/10 05:15 PM Re: Panzer Fried Chicken
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Its new, with the top secret sauce:






Post the recipe.

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#484341 - 04/25/10 06:16 PM Re: Panzer Fried Chicken
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Post the recipe.





This looks good to you?
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#484342 - 04/25/10 08:08 PM Re: Panzer Fried Chicken
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Seriously -- how the fuck is this "fried" chicken? Explain for us dummies the deep-frying process that coats the top side of the chicken wing with some revolting grease-and-red-food-coloring baste while leaving the underside the same sickly grey color as it started (these chicken wings must be past their sell-by date), while the tips of the wings somehow are charred black.

Has this man never been to a Church's Fried Chicken?

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#484343 - 04/25/10 08:19 PM Re: Panzer Fried Chicken
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I called you an Idiot when?. Maybe yesterday morning?
Don't feed the troll. Your fucken hookers and doing bumps thing works for you, yes?. I'll take care of this idiot.
Off ya go. The last thing we need is a tard tripping up another one on the way to the sped ramp.
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#484344 - 04/25/10 09:31 PM Re: Panzer Fried Chicken
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I've had to cut back on the doing bumps on account of the fuzz here doing their job. All I have left is fried chicken.

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#484345 - 04/26/10 12:04 AM Re: Panzer Fried Chicken
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Seriously -- how the fuck is this "fried" chicken? Explain for us dummies the deep-frying process that coats the top side of the chicken wing with some revolting grease-and-red-food-coloring baste while leaving the underside the same sickly grey color as it started (these chicken wings must be past their sell-by date), while the tips of the wings somehow are charred black.

Has this man never been to a Church's Fried Chicken?



I cooked it in the oven. It was not boiled.

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#484346 - 04/26/10 01:24 AM Re: Panzer Fried Chicken
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#484347 - 04/26/10 07:55 AM Re: Panzer Fried Chicken
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I cooked it in the oven. It was not boiled.




Then it also was not fried. You use an oven to bake things in. To fry something you use a skillet, also known as (well what do you know) a frying pan or a deep fat (here goes that base word again) fryer.
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