I see you lurking online. Sup?.
Just a heads up tranny fucker. I've read about your sexual proclivities on this site. I know how much you like soccer based on your blog and the stupid shit you wear when people post pics of you here. Whatever, doof.

In a proactive step I've gone ahead and asked Moppz to alert all the green monkey sanctuary's and warn them about your possible arrival times in the country. Moppz has agreed to donate at least 36 hours of his online time to keep the world safe while you enjoy kickball and all that entails.

Just sayin.