I don't really follow politics, especially the last few years as it has become more like pro wrestling. But I've catching up on the news this week and apparently this is what's happening:

1) President Obama is Hitler, Stalin, and Mao all rolled into one and is implementing some sort of hybrid Nazi/Commie takeover of the country. However, despite being a combination of the three biggest mass murderers in human history, he is a peace loving hippie that's too weak to take on the terrorists.

2) An angry mob of racist, gun-toting right wingers are being led by talk-radio personalities and will at any moment be carrying out the next Oklahoma City bombing. Also, for some odd reason these people are referred to as teabaggers.


Being that I'm completely cynical about politicians and the people who cover them, I doubt that either of these things are really happening. What are everyone else's thoughts/opinions on this and the rest of the current political scene?

Either Elabos last cat died or Coke has hit rock bottom.
And when I say "rock bottom" I don't mean the tranny hooker that spawned him or that he could even imagine challenging a tranny hooker to a fight, much less scoring a shot. Now that I've cleared that up...

Carry on...

An excellent summary, Mr. Baloney.