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#484205 - 04/21/10 03:50 PM I Wonder What She Looks Like...
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English Woman Banned from Bars, Buying Alcohol in Entire Country


"Laura Hall has been banned from every single pub, club, liquor store and drinking establishment in the entire UK. Hall is the first person in history to be banned from buying or drinking alcohol in any establishment in England or Wales.

Hall, 20, was issued with a Drinking Ban Order, the first of its kind in English history.


Laura Hall, 20, was issued with a Drinking Banning Order - nicknamed Booze Asbos - which bars her from entering any pub, club, off-licence or bar.

The two-year order also bans Hall from buying alcohol at any other establishment or shop, carrying it in an unsealed container or drinking it in a public place.
-Source: dailymail.co.uk


Police applied to magistrates for the ban when Hall was convicted of breaking an Asbo that was given for anti-social behavior due to drinking. Hall has been convicted of numerous public order offenses, and has been known to laugh off previous bans that have been issued. Hall hails from Bromsgrove, Worcestershire.

Hall will face a fine of £2,500 pounds if she breaks this latest nationwide ban. Police say the ban will help protect society from Hall's anti-social behavior that occurs when she's drinking.

Police say that they would rather try and rehabilitate Hall rather than put her in jail. Hall is also required to attend an alcohol misuse course, that if completed, would shorten the ban to only 12 months.

Some are skeptical of a nationwide ban, as it's unclear how police are expected to enforce the ban around the country."
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#484206 - 04/21/10 04:07 PM Re: I Wonder What She Looks Like...
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To get booted from boozing in England you have to be a no holds barred slam pig...



Th^t came to mind.


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#484207 - 04/21/10 04:19 PM Re: I Wonder What She Looks Like...
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#484208 - 04/21/10 04:44 PM Re: I Wonder What She Looks Like...
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Maybe this thread should be moved to Thunder Thighs.

I'm aware alcohol doesn't age one well, but I'm thinking that's a bad pic. 20? Maybe 20 years ago. At any rate, she needs to move it to the states.


Chuck?
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#484209 - 04/21/10 05:06 PM Re: I Wonder What She Looks Like...
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#484210 - 04/21/10 05:13 PM Re: I Wonder What She Looks Like...
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#484211 - 04/21/10 05:42 PM Re: I Wonder What She Looks Like...
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Maybe this thread should be moved to Thunder Thighs.

I'm aware alcohol doesn't age one well, but I'm thinking that's a bad pic. 20? Maybe 20 years ago. At any rate, she needs to move it to the states.


Chuck?




Actually this thread made me think about a bigger question.
Not sure if I'll ask a select few in pm or let it rip here.
I'd like if Bornyo were around and I had at least one Mods backup.

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#484212 - 04/21/10 05:53 PM Re: I Wonder What She Looks Like...
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Come on Lou, let it rip!

I'll moderate!
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#484213 - 04/21/10 06:16 PM Re: I Wonder What She Looks Like...
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Fine... I'm thinking... We all know about Sierra Sinn. Pukebreathed, pus festered pin holed junky. Fecal faced sister of Pensylvania that would ball drain ya, for change. Picture perfect testament to the old days. Jenna J could even say she knew her. She's the perfect victim.

Why would you let her live?. She's a fucken idiot. We read her posts. Her dead is worth way more to your cause than her alive. Of course Walmart might have taken a ten dollar hit but after that the justice department or Glenn Beck might have been able to make something out of her dumb ass.

Shelly, you saved her, you fucked her, one last time.
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#484214 - 04/21/10 06:34 PM Re: I Wonder What She Looks Like...
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#484215 - 04/21/10 06:49 PM Re: I Wonder What She Looks Like...
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Potential female alcoholics often turn into the real thing and are gone beyond recall in a few years.




p.33, Alcoholics Anonymous (the Big Book)
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#484216 - 04/21/10 06:51 PM Re: I Wonder What She Looks Like...
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Fine... I'm thinking... We all know about Sierra Sinn. Pukebreathed, pus festered pin holed junky. Fecal faced sister of Pensylvania that would ball drain ya, for change. Picture perfect testament to the old days. Jenna J could even say she knew her. She's the perfect victim.

Why would you let her live?. She's a fucken idiot. We read her posts. Her dead is worth way more to your cause than her alive. Of course Walmart might have taken a ten dollar hit but after that the justice department or Glenn Beck might have been able to make something out of her dumb ass.

Shelly, you saved her, you fucked her, one last time.




I was actually going to say something about Ashley Blue until I saw her husband. She may have been Lubben material but then I realized her face looks like a niggers nose. Niggers use that to shed heat and like wise, she sheds disease. Then she married the human tick and that went out the window. What's with that doof?. He's got a three letter word as a last name.. like aids. azt. hiv. adt. hpv. etc.

Dave azt and wasshername..oinko?. She would have trademarked the name "fuckface" but her husband filmed himself filming her..


Free...you still got this?.
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#484217 - 04/21/10 06:53 PM Re: I Wonder What She Looks Like...
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Chuck... elsehwere. You must have a few more steps,yes?.
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#484218 - 04/21/10 07:06 PM Re: I Wonder What She Looks Like...
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Lou, I'm here. I'm not sure why I'm here or why it's important to you on this issue. And I missed any tie-in to Sierra but nevertheless...

In my opinion they should just charge this Brit lush under the prevailing laws of the land even if it just amounts to a misdemeanor in every village she misbehaves. She won't be long for this world at her rate and if each precinct in which she was arrested administered a little fist discipline with each infraction her demise could be accelerated.

In more civilized and polite days this is how this would have been handled.

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#484219 - 04/21/10 07:29 PM Re: I Wonder What She Looks Like...
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Free already said he had it covered. It's go time B. If you hacked adt and I was over to cut some trees... this is when we could high five and drop fuckers at will. It's way beyond no questions asked.

The brits have been covered. Not our probem.

Fire at will.
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#484220 - 04/22/10 02:51 PM Re: I Wonder What She Looks Like...
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Free...you still got this?.




Sure thing, Lou! I've just moderated this thread like nobody else moderates on this board. Not even Anthony or elab.
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#484221 - 04/22/10 03:07 PM Re: I Wonder What She Looks Like...
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Free, did I mention Ashley has a face like a backsplash for a reason and not because she took all those loads?. I have no doubt the happy couple is meant to be and that's because he'll probably fuck her with a chainsaw sometime in the near future. He'll have her cz studded clutch in one hand and a Husqvarna in the other. Dead taco dog cushioning his left foot. Her flat face will actually rebound the death spray no matter how hollow the smile she used to showed us. Funsies, good times. < Satire, yes?.

Are kids planned?.
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#484222 - 04/22/10 05:26 PM Re: I Wonder What She Looks Like...
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Free... you seen "The Tick"

Look at his eyes.


That is a soul sucker. Ole washerface will be sorry. Born loser. No drinks for her.


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#484223 - 04/22/10 10:33 PM Re: I Wonder What She Looks Like...
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Is that Flower Tucci getting all fat like that? Yikes. I should have fucked her when I had the chance.

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#484224 - 04/22/10 10:46 PM Re: I Wonder What She Looks Like...
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Quote:

Free... you seen "The Tick"

Look at his eyes.


That is a soul sucker. Ole washerface will be sorry. Born loser. No drinks for her.





Whenever I see that dude and Ashley Blue I always wonder how much longer it will be before he kills her, skins her face off and wears it like a party mask.
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#484225 - 04/23/10 03:44 AM Re: I Wonder What She Looks Like...
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Quote:

Are kids planned?.




Do I really wanna know? If there are any kids, they'll never reach adulthood anyhow, because the Ed Gein look-alike here will have had them for lunch.
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#484226 - 04/23/10 03:53 AM Re: I Wonder What She Looks Like...
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I've been looking at this picture for some time and noted following:

1. Who's standing at the right of Ashley in a grandma jacket? Is that Dave's mom?
2. What's with all the boxes and assorted crap in the background? Samples of previous victims?
3. This Flower Tucci woman is looking nice in this picture. She has fat upper arms, but ok.
4. Dave is wearing an Adidas jacket.
5. In reference to Fiend's post: I wonder who sits down at the sewing machine at night to manufacture the costumes: Dave or mom?


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#484227 - 04/23/10 04:50 AM Re: I Wonder What She Looks Like...
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I've been looking at this picture for some time...






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#484228 - 04/23/10 06:34 AM Re: I Wonder What She Looks Like...
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And here I thought that was Stormy Daniels. No wonder I never get called in by a coroner in Los Angeles County to identify a body.
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