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is wish listing the new cardboard and marker routine? Last thing on earth i would do is buy a hooker a gift.




Guapo! My Nigga!

It is an Oxymoron Guapo, the term/concept of buying a whore (hooker) a gift. Anytime you buy ANYTHING for a whore (hooker) it is merely payment for some sexual act or service sometime in the future. If you buy your wife, or girlfriend (fanciful terms for WHORE) a diamond necklace, it is a future payment (or perhaps "deferred" depending on the circumstances and time frame and how often she sees you or you see her)....you are just keeping her happy and them legs spread son! You follow?

And Guapo, an "Oxymoron" does not refer to a whore or some idiot who is fuckedup on Oxycontin, got it son?
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