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#483879 - 04/14/10 09:40 AM Cynthia Vellons returns to www.loadmymouth.com
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Iceland is banning strippers but don’t worry, www.loadmymouth.com has your back. Cynthia Vellons returns to the site on April 29th, 2010 to entertain you with her mouth, feet, and stomach. So cancel that trip to Reykjavik and enjoy your blowjob….well, my blowjob. Technically speaking, though, it is your blowjob. Oh, fudge….it’s our blowjob, ok? Let’s share Cynthia and pass her around. It's what she would want.







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#483880 - 04/14/10 10:49 AM Re: Cynthia Vellons returns to www.loadmymouth.com
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She didn't get herpes the first time so she's tempting fate?
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#483881 - 04/14/10 11:26 AM Re: Cynthia Vellons returns to www.loadmymouth.com
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She's tempting something and that something is me. Please don't disparage the 589th model to do the site.

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#483882 - 04/14/10 01:57 PM Re: Cynthia Vellons returns to www.loadmymouth.com
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Knock it off with the foot stuff you strange lil man.
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#483883 - 04/14/10 03:05 PM Re: Cynthia Vellons returns to www.loadmymouth.com
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So Iceland has so much going for it's broke ass it can ban nekkid chicks ?
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#483884 - 04/14/10 06:12 PM Re: Cynthia Vellons returns to www.loadmymouth.com
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Knock it off with the foot stuff you strange lil man.




You and I got off on the wrong foot.
Let's keep it that way.

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#483885 - 04/14/10 06:15 PM Re: Cynthia Vellons returns to www.loadmymouth.com
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So Iceland has so much going for it's broke ass it can ban nekkid chicks ?




I am banning all Icelandic performers from my sites.
LouCypher....yep, Icelandic.

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#483886 - 04/16/10 08:15 AM Re: Cynthia Vellons returns to www.loadmymouth.com
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Doesn't Iceland have that whole volcano thing happening? It's like God's way of cumming on Europe.

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#483887 - 04/16/10 05:18 PM Re: Cynthia Vellons returns to www.loadmymouth.com
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Quote:

Knock it off with the foot stuff you strange lil man.




You and I got off on the wrong foot.
Let's keep it that way.




Not a chance. I like you Brandon. The only thing worse than me liking you is when I don't like you. Sometimes I'll ignore you and then like you. Sometimes I'll ignore you and not like you. You won't know what I'm doing but now you know I'm doing it.

This is how the people you pay to have herpes feel. heh.
The sores on the other foot, yes?.
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#483888 - 04/16/10 11:25 PM Re: Cynthia Vellons returns to www.loadmymouth.com
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I'm sorry. I'm choosing to ignore your post(s).
Go back to Iceland, please.

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#483889 - 04/17/10 09:10 AM Re: Cynthia Vellons returns to www.loadmymouth.com
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Reykjavik much ?
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#483890 - 04/17/10 09:33 AM Re: Cynthia Vellons returns to www.loadmymouth.com
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Leave it to Lou to blow so much smoke that he fucks up tens of thousands of flights to europe. Thanks, buddy.

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#483891 - 04/17/10 05:09 PM Re: Cynthia Vellons returns to www.loadmymouth.com
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Iceland is banning strippers but don’t worry, www.DollsWithBalls.com has your back.






i need a gender check on aisle 9.

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#483892 - 04/17/10 05:21 PM Re: Cynthia Vellons returns to www.loadmymouth.com
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Leave it to Lou to blow so much smoke that he fucks up tens of thousands of flights to europe. Thanks, buddy.




Pretty sure you're the one that just released a worldwide flare-up vid you fucken sub 6 ft fool. Is it really in your best interest to get me started on your herpe status or would now be a good time to stfu and go back to not doing a good job with your career?. You can choose or I will.
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#483893 - 04/17/10 09:33 PM Re: Cynthia Vellons returns to www.loadmymouth.com
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Get you started? Jeez, Lou-ise, you should do something other than knock honest, hard-working producers expressing themselves through multimedia. I am a visual painter of erotic fantasy, my friend. A creative artist. That's Van Goo to you.

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#483894 - 04/18/10 07:27 AM Re: Cynthia Vellons returns to www.loadmymouth.com
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You are all of the above, toy. Thanks for being You, Brandon.
Thank.You.
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#483895 - 04/18/10 08:17 AM Re: Cynthia Vellons returns to www.loadmymouth.com
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Thank you more, Cindy Lou-Who? Exactly.

On a related note, it was recently the 40th anniversary of the breakup of the Beatles. At the height of their popularity in 1966, John Lennon said the Beatles were more popular than Jesus. The Vatican praised the band this past week and commented that their music lives on.

Nowhere Man is playing on the radio and I thought you should pay close attention to the lyrics:
He's a real nowhere man,
Sitting in his Nowhere Land,
Making all his nowhere plans
for nobody.

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#483896 - 04/18/10 10:53 AM Re: Cynthia Vellons returns to www.loadmymouth.com
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Did you just call yourself nobody?. I would have never of said that. John Lennon might think badly of you but you and I, we're friends.
Been watching hockey?. Who do ya like Bi?.
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#483897 - 04/18/10 11:43 AM Re: Cynthia Vellons returns to www.loadmymouth.com
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You can't assassinate my character, Mr. Chapman. I would advise you to just Let It Be.

RE: hockey. Is it ok to say I'm for whomever you are against? Being Canadian, I hope Vancouver beats LA in the playoffs.

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#483898 - 04/18/10 11:50 AM Re: Cynthia Vellons returns to www.loadmymouth.com
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You two should come together. I can smell your disease !
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#483899 - 04/18/10 12:27 PM Re: Cynthia Vellons returns to www.loadmymouth.com
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I am good for one a day and I'm not wasting it on Lou. Last time we exchanged e-mails about Beatles lyrics, he invited me to "Come together right now. Over me."

There was an awkward pause and I blocked his address.

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#483900 - 04/18/10 01:05 PM Re: Cynthia Vellons returns to www.loadmymouth.com
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One a day ???? Come clean, you really are as old as me. Right ?
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#483901 - 04/18/10 02:03 PM Re: Cynthia Vellons returns to www.loadmymouth.com
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One A Day, like the vitamin.

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#483902 - 04/18/10 07:21 PM Re: Cynthia Vellons returns to www.loadmymouth.com
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Bi...

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Bismuth (pronounced /ˈbɪzməθ/, BIZ-məth) is a chemical element that has the symbol Bi and atomic number 83. This trivalent poor metal chemically resembles arsenic and antimony. Bismuth is heavy and brittle; it has a silvery white color with a pink tinge owing to the surface oxide. Bismuth is the most naturally diamagnetic of all metals, and only mercury has a lower thermal conductivity. It is generally considered to be the last naturally occurring stable, non-radioactive element on the periodic table, although it is actually slightly radioactive, with an extremely long half-life.

Bismuth compounds are used in cosmetics, medicines, and in medical procedures. As the toxicity of lead has become more apparent in recent years, alloy uses for bismuth metal as a replacement for lead have become an increasing part of bismuth's commercial importance.




Lu....

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Lutetium (pronounced /ljuːˈtiːʃiəm/ lew-TEE-shee-əm) is a chemical element with the symbol Lu and atomic number 71. It is in the d-block of the periodic table, not the f-block, but the IUPAC classifies it as a lanthanide.[2] It is one of the elements that traditionally were included in the classification, "rare earths". One of its radioactive isotopes (176Lu) is used in nuclear technology to determine the age of meteorites. Lutetium usually occurs in association with the element yttrium and is sometimes used in metal alloys and as a catalyst in various chemical reactions.




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#483903 - 04/18/10 07:46 PM Re: Cynthia Vellons returns to www.loadmymouth.com
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You make money on the over/under? Keep your bisexuality to yourself, bub. You may be at the Top of the Bottoms but there's no need to pat yourself on your backside. You are simply a pervert.

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#483904 - 04/18/10 07:54 PM Re: Cynthia Vellons returns to www.loadmymouth.com
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I bet your checkbook has more debit for ass than I could give you credit for. Word games are my thing, powderpuff. I mean when it's all said and done, my freetime puts you to work defending your lifestyle. It's not fair. Is it?. Love your werk Bi... keep it real. not a fan of the foot thing though, just sayin.
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#483905 - 04/18/10 08:47 PM Re: Cynthia Vellons returns to www.loadmymouth.com
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Your sexuality has not evolved to the level of mine. I understand. Women's feet are fun to look at and taste. They are feasts for the eyes and mouth.

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#483906 - 04/19/10 05:37 PM Re: Cynthia Vellons returns to www.loadmymouth.com
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Your sexuality has not evolved to the level of mine. I understand. Women's feet are fun to look at and taste. They are feasts for the eyes and mouth.




famous last words before you express yourself through tranny porn.
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#483907 - 04/19/10 05:41 PM Re: Cynthia Vellons returns to www.loadmymouth.com
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Not on my list but to each his own.

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#483908 - 04/20/10 10:21 PM Re: Cynthia Vellons returns to www.loadmymouth.com
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well we all know how it turned out the last time someone said their sexuality was advanced.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#483909 - 04/22/10 10:56 PM Re: Cynthia Vellons returns to www.loadmymouth.com
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OK. Fine. Replace "advanced" with "peculiar."

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