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#483521 - 04/08/10 03:33 PM Any GOOD plastic surgery in porn?
daloresdollor Offline
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Reading the "Amazingly bad tit job" thread made me curious, is there anyone in porn that has had good cosmetic surgery? Whether it's a boob job, nose job, or any other face or body modifications. I can't watch a movie with Talon in it now that he resembles Joan Rivers.

Too many boltons, refund gaps, and uniboobs to count. Is there any female talent that has a half way decent boob job?

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#483522 - 04/08/10 04:03 PM Re: Any GOOD plastic surgery in porn?
Fenris Offline
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Registered: 04/15/08
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Yes. See Keys/Cameron/Tits.

I had no idea she'd had them done. Her surgeon was an artiste.

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#483523 - 04/08/10 04:18 PM Re: Any GOOD plastic surgery in porn?
Bornyo Offline
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Melissa Lauren had good work done to her tits as well. They were perfect before and it was totally unnecessary but the results are spectacular.

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#483524 - 04/08/10 04:40 PM Re: Any GOOD plastic surgery in porn?
freestylah Offline
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Yes. See Keys/Cameron/Tits.




It's a lot like putting a flag on a mud-scow, don't you think?
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#483525 - 04/08/10 04:44 PM Re: Any GOOD plastic surgery in porn?
Fenris Offline
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Post deleted by Fenris. Nothing spectacular here folks. just an accidental double post. Move along.


Edited by Fenris (04/08/10 05:37 PM)
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#483526 - 04/08/10 04:45 PM Re: Any GOOD plastic surgery in porn?
Fenris Offline
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Yes. See Keys/Cameron/Tits.




It's a lot like putting a flag on a mud-scow, don't you think?




37 minutes to come and sling some mud at Cam. You sir are getting slow. You were already stupid. This is not a good combo for you.


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#483527 - 04/08/10 04:50 PM cammerroon keyes has plastic tits
freestylah Offline
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What are you moaning about, Fenris? Just do your thing (whatever that is) and let me do mine. k?thxbye.
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#483528 - 04/08/10 05:34 PM Re: cammerroon keyes has plastic tits
Fenris Offline
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What are you moaning about, Fenris? Just do your thing (whatever that is) and let me do mine. k?thxbye.




This... isn't bad actually. Nice response, the moaning tag indicates that I bitch a lot. ( I don't, but I do call people on shit and I'm pissy today.) Plus the do your own thing indicates the threat of response yet indicates an offer of truce. Team that with the (Whatever that is...) offering (Which is also very good because it hints at depravity without sprinting right into sublimation territory... something few in XPT have mastered.)

However the k?thnxbye response is weak. So weak. All the momentum you built up in your earlier reposte is lost because now you sound like a 12 year old girl.

C+ response dude. Try harder.
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#483529 - 04/08/10 05:41 PM Re: cammerroon keyes has plastic tits
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I always thought Silvia Saint's tits were amazing. Not even sure if they're augmented. They very well could be, but they are still amazing.
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#483530 - 04/08/10 05:42 PM Re: cammerroon keyes has plastic tits
Bornyo Offline
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k?thnxbye




This is a generational thing. You don't get much more than text-speak out of the younger set. I think he meant "class dimissed". Surely you gathered that?

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#483531 - 04/08/10 05:55 PM Re: cammerroon keyes has plastic tits
FilthFan Offline
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Registered: 03/03/09
Posts: 107
A word is worth a thousand pictures.

Oh no, wait...

Post some pics you fucking monkeys!

I'd do it myself but I can't work the internet and I think porn is disgusting and degrading to women and very possibly is a causal factor in sexual violence.


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#483532 - 04/08/10 06:56 PM Re: cammerroon keyes has plastic tits
freestylah Offline
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k?thnxbye




This is a generational thing. You don't get much more than text-speak out of the younger set. I think he meant "class dimissed". Surely you gathered that?




Well played, sir!
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#483533 - 04/08/10 06:57 PM Re: cammerroon keyes has plastic tits
John Floofin Offline
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It's hard to know where some things have been nipped out there, which would of course be the mark of a good surgeon.
Keri Sable had a bunch done on her face with pretty good results. Teagan had some good work on her face, iirc. Gians Jerkins too, allegedly . Eve Lawrence had the best tit job ever, in my opinion, but nothing could fix that wacky chin of her's, except maybe dynamite.

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#483534 - 04/08/10 07:19 PM Re: cammerroon keyes has plastic tits
Fenris Offline
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k?thnxbye




This is a generational thing. You don't get much more than text-speak out of the younger set. I think he meant "class dimissed". Surely you gathered that?




I got contemptuous dismissal from it, which I found both ironic and pathetic, in equal portions.

I'm sorry dude, but he seems excessively mean to Cam for no reason I can see other than it seems like good sport to him, and that irks me. Cam has never acted like a stupid whore on the board. She has her shit together and this halfwit keeps attacking her for no reason that I can discern. It irks me.

And life is too short to put up with crap that does.

Freestyla can continue to make his petty limp dicked and repetitive attacks on Cam all he wants. Free country and all that. I'm just going to be calling out his weak play Every. Fucking. Time. He. Does. It.

I'll just try to be more amusing when I do so. That's all.

Thread derailment over. Anyone want to talk about Gia's nose?
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#483535 - 04/09/10 01:59 PM Re: cammerroon keyes has plastic tits
Bill Hicks Offline
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Registered: 04/01/07
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Even though she's annoying and vacuous, I have to admit that Jayden James' doc did good work.

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#483536 - 04/09/10 02:54 PM Good plastic surgery
E.Y.Davis Offline
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Loc: Mississippi
I always thought the definition of good plastic surgery is that you don't know it has been done.

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#483537 - 04/09/10 03:43 PM Re: Good plastic surgery
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I always thought the definition of good plastic surgery is that you don't know it has been done.





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#483538 - 04/09/10 09:33 PM Re: Good plastic surgery
JRV Offline
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The only case I know of where plastic surgery was a definite improvement was Celeste from the early 90s.

There are probably others like Nicole Sheridan, who supposedly make a huge upgrade prior to starting in porn.
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#483539 - 04/10/10 10:12 AM Re: cammerroon keyes has plastic tits
cameronkeys Offline
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Registered: 12/24/07
Posts: 997
Loc: FL
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Quote:

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k?thnxbye




This is a generational thing. You don't get much more than text-speak out of the younger set. I think he meant "class dimissed". Surely you gathered that?




I got contemptuous dismissal from it, which I found both ironic and pathetic, in equal portions.

I'm sorry dude, but he seems excessively mean to Cam for no reason I can see other than it seems like good sport to him, and that irks me. Cam has never acted like a stupid whore on the board. She has her shit together and this halfwit keeps attacking her for no reason that I can discern. It irks me.

And life is too short to put up with crap that does.

Freestyla can continue to make his petty limp dicked and repetitive attacks on Cam all he wants. Free country and all that. I'm just going to be calling out his weak play Every. Fucking. Time. He. Does. It.

I'll just try to be more amusing when I do so. That's all.

Thread derailment over. Anyone want to talk about Gia's nose?



Thanks babe. He's just pissed that I'm hot and he had to take his cousin to prom. Living in moms basement for as long as he has would warp anyone's brain...or whats left of it. No worries. If thats what gets him through the day..until he finally gives in and opens a vein, then whatever.

Its become amusing to me. His (and one or two others) obsession with me. Unrequited love is a bitch!

But me and my awesome rockin' tits thank you!
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#483540 - 04/10/10 10:53 AM Re: Any GOOD plastic surgery in porn?
Electro Offline
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Registered: 08/18/08
Posts: 38
Jill Kelly was a minger before she got nose and boob jobs.

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#483541 - 04/10/10 04:14 PM Re: Any GOOD plastic surgery in porn?
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
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Stacey Nichols !
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#483542 - 04/11/10 04:24 PM Re: cammerroon keyes has plastic tits
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
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Thanks babe. He's just pissed that I'm hot and he had to take his cousin to prom. Living in moms basement for as long as he has would warp anyone's brain...or whats left of it. No worries. If thats what gets him through the day..until he finally gives in and opens a vein, then whatever.

Its become amusing to me. His (and one or two others) obsession with me. Unrequited love is a bitch!

But me and my awesome rockin' tits thank you!




1. We don't have prom over here, but I do have cousins who look much, much hotter than you (with or without your plastic tits).
2. My brain is still fully functional, but I guess you lack the capacity to notice that. No worries, indeed!
3. I have opened more veins (both human and animal) than you can count.
4. Unrequited love is indeed a bitch. If it makes you happy to believe you are hot and that I actually feel some kind of emotion for you, more power to you.
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#483543 - 04/12/10 12:36 AM Re: cammerroon keyes has plastic tits
gia jordan Offline
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3. I have opened more veins (both human and animal) than you can count.




Interesting. Please explain.
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#483544 - 04/12/10 04:57 AM Re: cammerroon keyes has plastic tits
freestylah Offline
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Well, I have worked at an abbatoir for some years. It's a place where pigs and cattle are killed. Usually by opening the main arteries in the neck. See illustrations below.

I also worked on an ambulance. Incidentally, we had to bleed parts of people's body, because of local high blood pressure, blood contamination, etc. Of course, this is not the ideal treatment, but it works in emergencey cases.


(This is called 'horizontal bleeding'; we usually did 'vertical bleeding'.)



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#483545 - 04/12/10 07:35 AM Re: Good plastic surgery
daloresdollor Offline
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Registered: 01/11/10
Posts: 53
Quote:

I always thought the definition of good plastic surgery is that you don't know it has been done.






Partially true, but at the same time the results can be so good that you can't help but not notice a change. Or once you see the before and after pics the results are startling as far as how good they are. Looking a prefame photos of Halle Berry and Marilyn Monroe, both obviously had nose jobs but the work was good and they were symmetrical to their faces.

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#483546 - 04/12/10 01:08 PM Re: cammerroon keyes has plastic tits
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Quote:

Well, I have worked at an abbatoir for some years. It's a place where pigs and cattle are killed. Usually by opening the main arteries in the neck. See illustrations below.

I also worked on an ambulance. Incidentally, we had to bleed parts of people's body, because of local high blood pressure, blood contamination, etc. Of course, this is not the ideal treatment, but it works in emergencey cases.


(This is called 'horizontal bleeding'; we usually did 'vertical bleeding'.)







This explains so much. I've had an epiphany !
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#483547 - 04/12/10 03:35 PM Re: cammerroon keyes has plastic tits
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Well, I have worked at an abbatoir for some years. It's a place where pigs and cattle are killed. Usually by opening the main arteries in the neck. See illustrations below.

I also worked on an ambulance. Incidentally, we had to bleed parts of people's body, because of local high blood pressure, blood contamination, etc. Of course, this is not the ideal treatment, but it works in emergencey cases.


(This is called 'horizontal bleeding'; we usually did 'vertical bleeding'.)






Fuxsake Freestylah... you do realize you'll now have the mk-77 kid and a few more blood metal horror doof movie types all up in your inbox, yes?. If a slow light rain, no.. a mist, could be called fallout then there you go. You asked for it.
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#483548 - 04/12/10 04:29 PM Re: cammerroon keyes has plastic tits
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Freeballa... seen this? (click play for human centipede)
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#483549 - 04/12/10 09:10 PM Re: cammerroon keyes has plastic tits
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This explains so much. I've had an epiphany!





Why am I not surprised at all by this revelation? I mean, really? Really?

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#483550 - 04/13/10 12:27 AM Re: cammerroon keyes has plastic tits
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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If poor Cameron goes missing and left for dead, check to see if the knife slashes match.
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#483551 - 04/13/10 07:10 AM Re: cammerroon keyes has plastic tits
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
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^^ There's nothing poor about cammerroon, except her looks.

The Human Centipede is awesomeness in its purest form. At least, it looks like that from the trailer.

@Lou
The inbox is still empty, except for some PMs about 'stars'?

You think I should post more pictures?
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#483552 - 04/13/10 11:38 AM Re: cammerroon keyes has plastic tits
cameronkeys Offline
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Registered: 12/24/07
Posts: 997
Loc: FL
Quote:

If poor Cameron goes missing and left for dead, check to see if the knife slashes match.


as if! He knows he's no match for me, that's why he sticks to playing keyboard commando. Easier to be a big man when you are hiding behind a computer! This is highly entertaining though. His obsession with me grows stronger every day!
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#483553 - 04/13/10 04:58 PM Re: cammerroon keyes has plastic tits
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Found some better pictures.





These guys use an electric or pneumatic saw. We used an axe or pneumatics.



This comes from a whole series of high-quality pictures.


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#483554 - 04/14/10 10:58 AM Re: cammerroon keyes has plastic tits
tenley Offline
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Ashley Dupre
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#483555 - 04/14/10 11:18 AM Re: Any GOOD plastic surgery in porn?
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Jill Kelly





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#483556 - 04/14/10 02:30 PM Re: cammerroon keyes has plastic tits
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Lisa Ann comes to mind, she was painfully average her first time around.


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Ashley Dupre





Am I wrong to say she is a butter face? She has quite a collection of really shitty tats also, amazing body though.
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