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burg is a sucker and history is doomed to repeat itself.




Accepting shit is something I have had to do since Birth, so that skill serves me well in coming here, entertaining myself (and others) while laughing and / or avoiding everything Monks slings my way.

But I have to ask....how am I a sucker? I think I have been open and honest about who I am and what I do and, most importantly, WHY I do it...

i KNOW there is no fucking way a (attractive) woman would allow me to jerk off into her mouth if there was not some exchange involved, or she felt she could (or will) manipulate me over time to cough up stuff (money, Pills, investment advice, Resume writing, and/or cooking lessons, to name a few...) I know this, so I reconcile the books, pay what i think she's worth, and everyone is at least satisfied, if not downright happy (depending on the strength of the pill.) I can be friends/pals, like I am with Mandy, but I know Mandy would never delve into a conventional relationship (open or not) with Burg, not unless I bought her a kickass wardrobe for her career or something, and that is NOT a slam on Mandy, it is actually a compliment.

Let me put it another way, If I were, say, Holly Randall, no fucking way would I touch my Burg penis unless I first presented her with her own Horse ranch....and not that I really have a choice in the matter, but I am cool with that, and anyway, I know that Holly likes me as a friend even with my dysfunctional weirdness.

All women and whores are unique and different as much as they are the same. Gia likes my writing (or at least the way I used to write when motivated...) But there is no way in hell she'd allow me down her hatch unless I provide some imaginative, and servicey, gifts on a regular basis...still, she might once in a while wheel me through the mall when I need a new suit or something.

I refuse to believe you are a hypocrite Monkey....so why do you detest me so much? I'll sleep and sleep well no matter what you say, but I think i deserve an answer (as do the rest of the posters here on XPT, all 9 of them...)
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