How to Apply Liquid Eyeliner During an Earthquake.

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#483119 - 04/04/10 04:02 PM How to Apply Liquid Eyeliner During an Earthquake.
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	I was in the bathroom putting on liquid eyeliner and all of a sudden it felt like the room was swaying back and forth. AND it WAS! (I didn't mess up my eyeliner, THANKFULLY.) I went to check on my childrens, but kid 1 was jumping up and down, so he didn't even notice, kid 2 was sleeping and only woke up because I shouted "OMG R U GUYS O K?!" she has no idea, that's so sweet. She went back to sleep right away and then I got a :blankstare/awkward silence: from kid 1, but it seems like everything just got really quiet everywhere. Apparently it was a 6.9 and now I'm really ... G2G BRB K? THX. <3 Attachments 478659-309i.gif (22 downloads) _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#483120 - 04/04/10 04:25 PM Re: How to Apply Liquid Eyeliner During an Earthqu
charin Gag Factor Guru Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 5290 Loc: Dayton	Hey, Marly quit. Whaddaya' expect? _________________________ Fuck 'em all but nine.
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#483121 - 04/04/10 05:09 PM Re: How to Apply Liquid Eyeliner During an Earthqu
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	What will the after shocks be ? Gia returns and does a bukkake ???? _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#483122 - 04/04/10 05:49 PM Re: How to Apply Liquid Eyeliner During an Earthqu
Spunko Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 08/04/06 Posts: 1155 Loc: U.S. Outpost 31	7.2 near Mexicali. Will anyone notice any difference there? I was making dinner and felt myself swaying. Kinda funny but no big deal. _________________________ I know you gentlemen have been through a lot,and when you find the time...I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter tied to this fucking couch!
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#483123 - 04/04/10 09:08 PM Re: How to Apply Liquid Eyeliner During an Earthqu
farewell and adieu Internet Tough Guy Registered: 01/26/09 Posts: 898	A friend of mine lives in a really old building that swayed back and forth for a good 15 seconds. It felt like we were on a boat or something. _________________________
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#483124 - 04/05/10 10:51 AM Re: How to Apply Liquid Eyeliner During an Earthqu
Nugent Sex Slave Trader Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 1326 Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA	I was hungover and lying flat on the floor. The whole fucking house swayed back and fro. I thought I was getting dizzy or starting stomach-flops. Didn't like it, nope, didn't like it one bit... _________________________ If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend
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#483125 - 04/05/10 11:39 AM Re: How to Apply Liquid Eyeliner During an Earthqu
99% Fiction Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/16/08 Posts: 2401	Everytime I read about shit like earthquakes and other natural disasters, I'm glad the worst we get in the north east is a bad snow or rain storm. I don't think we have even had a hurricane since Gloria in like 85. Being in stop and go traffic on the Verrazano Bridge is hopefully as close as I get to an earthquake. _________________________ "Guage once told me that there is nothing worse than eaten ass of a black dude thats been huffen drain cleaner the night befor." - delanoojos
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#483126 - 04/05/10 06:41 PM Re: How to Apply Liquid Eyeliner During an Earthqu
pinupmutant Bukkake Boy Registered: 06/13/06 Posts: 611	Quote: Everytime I read about shit like earthquakes and other natural disasters, I'm glad the worst we get in the north east is a bad snow or rain storm. I don't think we have even had a hurricane since Gloria in like 85. Being in stop and go traffic on the Verrazano Bridge is hopefully as close as I get to an earthquake. There was a 5.2 in 1884 centered off of Rockaway Beach Queens. Also a 6.2 in Boston in 1755. And I remember the 4.0 in Ardsley in 1985 very well.The Northwest will never be as hit as hard as the West Coast, but it's not off the hook completely. I live in SF and I think we're going to have one soon and it's going to be bad. I live in a crappy old building that's a total death trap, too. Hope I'm at work when it happens...
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#483127 - 04/05/10 07:10 PM Re: How to Apply Liquid Eyeliner During an Earthquake.
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: Looks like my Easter.
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#483128 - 04/05/10 07:19 PM Re: How to Apply Liquid Eyeliner During an Earthquake.
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	I was out golfing and missed it, damn it. A guy I was golfing with, his dad was in N. Phoenix and said they got a definite shake, the water sloshing in the pool.
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#483129 - 04/05/10 07:44 PM Re: How to Apply Liquid Eyeliner During an Earthqu
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: Being in stop and go traffic on the Verrazano Bridge is hopefully as close as I get to an earthquake. I can't stand that bridge when it's empty. Nosy: I've got a good story about the V-N I'll PM you later. If you know it as well as I think you do, You'll appreciate this...
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