I had a dream that one day VERY SOON this nation will rise up out of their sealy posturepedics and find that Donald trump died in a fiery helicopter crash.

I had a dream I was balls deep in Kelly Tilghman.



Goddamnit I know it doesn't make any sense, but I love her horsey face and baritone growl, even if Tiger has already banged her out. I love her. Fuck you

Speaking of balls, Golf and whores...





It always looks like it says "Titless", not "Titleist". Its like a neat optical illusion. I mean for a non-optical illusion thingy. If that makes any sense.

A Cinderella Story.

Have you guys ever taken a nap in a bowl of cereal? Or had a dream that you were drowning in a bowl your own vomit?

^^Excellent episode...she fucked her mom up good.

OK, srsly, I can't fucking believe she strip searched her moms for dope. That shit is out of control, I think its fake, I want it to be fake. Great acting, don't get me wrong. The mother's portrayal of vulnerability and shame is fucking amazing. Whatev, she obviously possesses an inner poetic vision that us simple fucks will never understand. I'm curious to know what all the fuss is about.





P.S. The stupid whore would be better off taking nap in oatmeal rather than cereal. Oatmeal is much better for your skin, esp. dry irritated junkie skin.

That's not fake and they were not acting, that shit was for real, that girl needed a fucking beat down, but the mom was using too...but still come on, you hit your mom like that? Crazy bitches. Never knew anyone to act like that. Ive never seen that in person and I never want to.