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#482874 - 04/01/10 12:25 AM Wish Me Luck
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I haven't been on the board much lately. I've been so busy with photography and working out.

And I'm getting my tits done tomorrow. Under the muscle, low-profile implants. About 350 cc's.

I will be a large 34C/ small D.
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#482875 - 04/01/10 01:10 AM Re: Wish Me Luck
Nugent Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA


NICE ONE...
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#482876 - 04/01/10 01:19 AM Re: Wish Me Luck
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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#482877 - 04/01/10 01:21 AM Re: Wish Me Luck
Claude Goddard Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
Good luck Gia, I don't think you need a boob job, but then I like little titties.


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#482878 - 04/01/10 01:59 AM Re: Wish Me Luck
Crocodile Offline
Pervert

Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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#482879 - 04/01/10 02:46 AM Re: Wish Me Luck
jeff jordan Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
Good luck. You'll have to PM me some photographs (preferably after a workout) when you've returned home from surgery. Our secret. Pinky swear.
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#482880 - 04/01/10 03:12 AM Re: Wish Me Luck
Demonbolloxs Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/25/09
Posts: 89
Good Luck Sweetpea

It is an Aprils Fool isn't it ??


Edited by Demonbolloxs (04/01/10 03:25 AM)

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#482881 - 04/01/10 03:50 AM Re: Wish Me Luck
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:

I haven't been on the board much lately. I've been so busy with photography and working out.

And I'm getting my tits done tomorrow. Under the muscle, low-profile implants. About 350 cc's.

I will be a large 34C/ small D.




All the mean and nasty things I've said about you publicly over the years I've posted here and this is the first time I"m really disappointed and genuinely think poorly of you. Good luck anyway.
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#482882 - 04/01/10 05:40 AM Re: Wish Me Luck
wannacorndog Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Good luck but I think your stupid for fucking with those tits of yours.It's like winning a Gold medal and having it bronzed.
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#482884 - 04/01/10 06:30 AM Re: Wish Me Luck
safado Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 329
How many times have we seen you post that "I would NEVER get bolt ons" ??

What changed ?

Anyway, good luck.

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#482885 - 04/01/10 06:34 AM Re: Wish Me Luck
Demonbolloxs Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/25/09
Posts: 89
Dherrrr its April Fools day ...you knobrots ... Fuckin Hell you Yanks are so slow ...retards !!!

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#482886 - 04/01/10 07:28 AM Re: Wish Me Luck
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

I haven't been on the board much lately. I've been so busy with photography and working out.

And I'm getting my tits done tomorrow. Under the muscle, low-profile implants. About 350 cc's.

I will be a large 34C/ small D.




april fools

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#482887 - 04/01/10 07:51 AM Re: Wish Me Luck
Anonymous
Unregistered


well....what a mother fucking coinkidink...the hedgehog told me he is retireing....and he drew my number out of a hat....I get the worlds first porn star to civilian penis transplant....Gia you gotta pick me up at LAX with your new titties....

I know your car is the current model bentley, right???

PS,

I talked to your Dr. yesterday....they said you were kicking it up several knoches....you were looking at the 36 PPP line.....is this TRUE??? OMG!

and dont forgets....


remeber good luck and cum 2 daddy....

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#482888 - 04/01/10 07:58 AM Re: Wish Me Luck
butterman Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/16/06
Posts: 467
Loc: Yankee Stadium
Quote:

I haven't been on the board much lately. I've been so busy with photography and working out.

And I'm getting my tits done tomorrow. Under the muscle, low-profile implants. About 350 cc's.

I will be a large 34C/ small D.




Nice April Fool's joke!!!

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#482889 - 04/01/10 08:41 AM Re: Wish Me Luck
99% Fiction Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
^^^^Agreed, I think titties aren't in Gia's top 5 elective surgeries she'd get done. Those lil boobs of hers are probably sag proof, just how she wants them.
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#482890 - 04/01/10 09:31 AM Re: Wish Me Luck
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
april fools you mufuckin idiots

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#482891 - 04/01/10 10:49 AM Re: Wish Me Luck
whorebot Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/20/07
Posts: 522
350cc is underachieving - just like the rest of your life!

So your post was totally believable - good one!
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#482892 - 04/01/10 10:59 AM Re: Wish Me Luck
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
APRIL FOOLS!!!!!
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#482893 - 04/01/10 11:21 AM Re: Wish Me Luck
Sonny Chiba Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/06/05
Posts: 1135
Loc: Temple Of Doom
I was fooled at first. It was subtle and had me going. It's not like she claimed to be banging War Machine or Sal Mckey on the down low.
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#482894 - 04/01/10 11:41 AM Re: Wish Me Luck
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!




WTF???

It was confirmed on both Facebook & Twitter!!!!

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#482895 - 04/01/10 11:55 AM Re: Wish Me Luck
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
twitter.com/giajordan is ME

the gia jordan facebook is not me; it's a fake.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

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#482896 - 04/01/10 11:57 AM Re: Wish Me Luck
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

I was fooled at first. It was subtle and had me going. It's not like she claimed to be banging War Machine or Sal Mckey on the down low.





Edited by TonyMalice (04/02/10 08:42 AM)
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#482897 - 04/01/10 11:58 AM Re: Wish Me Luck
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

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#482898 - 04/01/10 12:41 PM Re: Wish Me Luck
99% Fiction Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
Quote:

Quote:

I was fooled at first. It was subtle and had me going. It's not like she claimed to be banging War Machine or Sal Mckey on the down low.









Watch out. You'll get your ass banned like Eric.


Edited by TonyMalice (04/02/10 08:43 AM)
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#482899 - 04/01/10 12:43 PM Re: Wish Me Luck
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

twitter.com/giajordan is ME

the gia jordan facebook is not me; it's a fake.




Those FUCKING Facebook LIARS!!!!

KILL THEM!!!!

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#482900 - 04/01/10 01:09 PM Re: Wish Me Luck
NitneLiun Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
Damn, I was fooled. I actually thought she had been working and working out a lot. Silly me.
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#482901 - 04/01/10 03:10 PM Re: Wish Me Luck
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!




I'm still in for the "befores"...Fool me fool me, go on and fool me
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#482902 - 04/01/10 06:19 PM Re: Wish Me Luck
FilthFan Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/03/09
Posts: 107
Best April Fool I heard today.

Good luck with the boob job.

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#482903 - 04/01/10 08:09 PM Re: Wish Me Luck
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
g you pulled off the ultimate april fools for years when you said you was like 19 but were like 35.. so gangsta.

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#482904 - 04/02/10 01:10 AM Re: Wish Me Luck
awallblackman Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 09/23/09
Posts: 1
man i juz googled, and on sum real shit..yey da tits need some work but the face needs it worst. face is jacked up.

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#482906 - 04/02/10 08:26 AM Re: Wish Me Luck
irviral Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/17/10
Posts: 66
Why mess with perfection

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#482907 - 04/02/10 08:00 PM Re: Wish Me Luck
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America

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#482908 - 04/02/10 11:52 PM Re: Wish Me Luck
superloads Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Quote:






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"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

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#482909 - 04/05/10 04:53 AM Re: Wish Me Luck
ben Offline
Pervert

Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
Great April Fool's joke!!!

While on this subject - my general opinion on boob jobs is if you're getting one you might as well go for larger size implants. Unless they're being used to correct some condition I don't see the point in all the expense and going under surgery when you won't look much different afterwards anyway

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