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#482847 - 03/31/10 08:01 PM
I just Jerked off to the Joy Behar Show
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Holy fucking lick...!!  I just blew four loads in a half an hour.. Valerie Bertenelli interviewed Racquel Welsh...Fuck Me that was unreal.. For the record Three for Racquel and one for Valerie.. I'm fucking spent..! 
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#482850 - 03/31/10 08:08 PM
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Ever rubbed one out to Nancy Grace? 
she talk about the "twins" a lot....and i just cant those TITS out of my mind....nancy babe....i know your reading this....and i love ya.
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#482853 - 03/31/10 08:41 PM
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What the fuck??? Did I wake up in 1983, when those 2 were hot?
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#482854 - 03/31/10 08:42 PM
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What the fuck??? Did I wake up in 1983, when those 2 were hot?
No, earlier, I remember when they were hot, but I don't remember 1983.
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#482855 - 03/31/10 08:44 PM
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Easy brutha, the ex Mrs. VanHalen probably didn't legally ripen till around 83.
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#482856 - 03/31/10 09:18 PM
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my jerk off frequency is once per year and i have scheduled for lift off on 9/17/10 kim fields.
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#482857 - 03/31/10 09:41 PM
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I have a feeling that Tootie has gotten more Google searches in the last half hour than she has in the last 20 years due to this post.
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#482860 - 04/02/10 02:09 AM
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What the fuck??? Did I wake up in 1983, when those 2 were hot?
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#482861 - 04/02/10 06:54 AM
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Valerie is still a lil pudgy, but I wouldn't call her a Hot Tub.
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#482862 - 04/02/10 02:14 PM
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Richard... sound on or off during the beat sessions?.
The tv show I mean.
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#482865 - 04/03/10 09:10 AM
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You're welcome, Lou. Is it OK if I call you "Lou", Mr. Cypher? You can call me Izzie, all my friends call me lzzie. There's no need for any of that formal bullshit, so please don't be bashful.  I'm not bashful.
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#482866 - 04/03/10 09:21 AM
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^^^Ten bucks says the dog gets it in both holes. Takers?
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#482868 - 04/03/10 09:27 AM
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
The world may never know.
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#482870 - 04/03/10 10:31 AM
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What the fuck??? Did I wake up in 1983, when those 2 were hot?
No, earlier, I remember when they were hot, but I don't remember 1983.
You can always look at the mullets on your neighbors in the RV parking lot if you want to remember.
Where I go the women have blue hair, and the men have none.
I guess this is the look you like, with the short, gooped up hair, "Serious Pimp" t-shirt, dirty sneakers, and cranial accessories. And the bubble gum machine is a nice touch.
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#482871 - 04/03/10 04:56 PM
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^She got paid more than him so maybe remove your uppers and your lowers and tell yourself to shut the fuck up.
The bucket list bois are getting lippy, yes?.
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