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#482820 - 03/31/10 07:23 PM I've seen plays livelier than this place...
Fenris Offline
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... honest to God. PLAYS!
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#482821 - 03/31/10 07:50 PM Re: I've seen plays livelier than this place...
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#482822 - 03/31/10 08:18 PM Re: I've seen plays livelier than this place...
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You can't expect any more from a place that's practically an online equivalent of a nursing home on Viagra.
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#482823 - 03/31/10 08:39 PM Re: I've seen plays livelier than this place...
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You can't expect any more from a place that's practically an online equivalent of a nursing home on Viagra.






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#482824 - 04/01/10 08:59 AM Re: I've seen plays livelier than this place...
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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... honest to God. PLAYS!




Marat-Sade?
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#482825 - 04/01/10 09:03 AM Re: I've seen plays livelier than this place...
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
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Arsenic and old lace !
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#482826 - 04/01/10 03:00 PM Re: I've seen plays livelier than this place...
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It would really help if some of the porn studio would start doing layoffs with a rifle, or inventory reduction using arson, but no such luck yet.
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#482827 - 04/01/10 03:06 PM Re: I've seen plays livelier than this place...
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You can't expect any more from a place that's practically an online equivalent of a nursing home on Viagra.









Apparently her shot hit home, hard.
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#482828 - 04/02/10 09:41 AM Re: I've seen plays livelier than this place...
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Registered: 08/25/04
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Loc: illy-noise
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You can't expect any more from a place that's practically an online equivalent of a nursing home on Viagra.




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#482829 - 04/02/10 05:25 PM Re: I've seen plays livelier than this place...
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Registered: 12/20/07
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Teagan said:

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I'm not. Just like there are pictures of me on those little cards they flick at you on the Vegas strip. On those cards though my name was Courtney & I costed $35. So clearly that was a fake





I said
Shaddup ya lyin whore! You've already proved its only a question of price! 2k is a little steep but the creampie anal makes it a fair enough deal.



crickets..........


Edited by whorebot (04/02/10 05:28 PM)
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#482830 - 04/02/10 05:40 PM Re: I've seen plays livelier than this place...
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Quote:

Teagan said:

Quote:

I'm not. Just like there are pictures of me on those little cards they flick at you on the Vegas strip. On those cards though my name was Courtney & I costed $35. So clearly that was a fake





I said
Shaddup ya lyin whore! You've already proved its only a question of price! 2k is a little steep but the creampie anal makes it a fair enough deal.



crickets..........




[oneLine] hey woah, blind dating, hey! whoa! take my wife, please, hey! take her, hey whoa! [/oneLinerLarry]


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#482831 - 04/02/10 06:00 PM Re: I've seen plays livelier than this place...
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Registered: 12/20/07
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You can't expect any more from a place that's practically an online equivalent of a nursing home on Viagra.









The Na'vi are generally 10 feet tall. In this case Sa'mu is 10 feet wide. Her special powers include driving 16 penny nails with her jaw.


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#482832 - 04/02/10 06:16 PM Re: I've seen plays livelier than this place...
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Teagan said:

Quote:

I'm not. Just like there are pictures of me on those little cards they flick at you on the Vegas strip. On those cards though my name was Courtney & I costed $35. So clearly that was a fake





I said
Shaddup ya lyin whore! You've already proved its only a question of price! 2k is a little steep but the creampie anal makes it a fair enough deal.



crickets..........




She's most likely breathing through her mouth and nose because the smell of fail is just overwhelming. It almost seems like he's trying to choke himself out in that pic.
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#482833 - 04/03/10 03:23 PM Re: I've seen plays livelier than this place...
Sammura33 Offline
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Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 449
Loc: illy-noise
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Quote:

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You can't expect any more from a place that's practically an online equivalent of a nursing home on Viagra.









The Na'vi are generally 10 feet tall. In this case Sa'mu is 10 feet wide. Her special powers include driving 16 penny nails with her jaw.




laughing at niggas who do google searches on bitches so they can prove a point on a message board.
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#482834 - 04/03/10 04:48 PM Re: I've seen plays livelier than this place...
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Registered: 12/20/07
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Quote:

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You can't expect any more from a place that's practically an online equivalent of a nursing home on Viagra.









The Na'vi are generally 10 feet tall. In this case Sa'mu is 10 feet wide. Her special powers include driving 16 penny nails with her jaw.




laughing at niggas who do google searches on bitches so they can prove a point on a message board.




Laughing and cryin' at the same time........I know the feeling! I really couldn't care less about proving anything in this misethereal world. I would gladly tap your ass for a C-note though as long as you dont mind a now and then.
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#482835 - 04/03/10 05:05 PM Re: I've seen plays livelier than this place...
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Registered: 12/20/07
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Quote:

Quote:

Teagan said:

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I'm not. Just like there are pictures of me on those little cards they flick at you on the Vegas strip. On those cards though my name was Courtney & I costed $35. So clearly that was a fake





I said
Shaddup ya lyin whore! You've already proved its only a question of price! 2k is a little steep but the creampie anal makes it a fair enough deal.



crickets..........




She's most likely breathing through her mouth and nose because the smell of fail is just overwhelming. It almost seems like he's trying to choke himself out in that pic.



If I was paying $2K for a session - her face would be red from the slappin.
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#482836 - 04/03/10 05:17 PM Re: I've seen plays livelier than this place...
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#482837 - 04/03/10 05:27 PM Re: I've seen plays livelier than this place...
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

Quote:

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You can't expect any more from a place that's practically an online equivalent of a nursing home on Viagra.









The Na'vi are generally 10 feet tall. In this case Sa'mu is 10 feet wide. Her special powers include driving 16 penny nails with her jaw.



Is that really Sammura? Wow, she's stunning. I can't quite put my finger on what it is exactly. She reminds me of a runway model from the 90's who's name I can't remember.
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#482838 - 04/03/10 05:50 PM Re: I've seen plays livelier than this place...
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Thought the same...



Lookin good Sam Shane.


















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#482839 - 04/03/10 10:12 PM Re: I've seen plays livelier than this place...
Sammura33 Offline
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Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 449
Loc: illy-noise
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You can't expect any more from a place that's practically an online equivalent of a nursing home on Viagra.









The Na'vi are generally 10 feet tall. In this case Sa'mu is 10 feet wide. Her special powers include driving 16 penny nails with her jaw.




laughing at niggas who do google searches on bitches so they can prove a point on a message board.




Laughing and cryin' at the same time........I know the feeling! I really couldn't care less about proving anything in this misethereal world. I would gladly tap your ass for a C-note though as long as you dont mind a now and then.





come on you really think i gonna meet up with you alone in a hotel room with out some gangbang thugs waiting to whoop yo ass outside.
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#482840 - 04/03/10 10:17 PM Re: I've seen plays livelier than this place...
Sammura33 Offline
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Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 449
Loc: illy-noise
Quote:

Thought the same...



Lookin good Sam Shane.






















wow thanks lou! tyra made me proud of my big forehead and strong features. but i been told i look like angela bassett a lot


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#482841 - 04/03/10 10:18 PM Re: I've seen plays livelier than this place...
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Registered: 08/25/04
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You can't expect any more from a place that's practically an online equivalent of a nursing home on Viagra.









The Na'vi are generally 10 feet tall. In this case Sa'mu is 10 feet wide. Her special powers include driving 16 penny nails with her jaw.



Is that really Sammura? Wow, she's stunning. I can't quite put my finger on what it is exactly. She reminds me of a runway model from the 90's who's name I can't remember.




stop it girl, you got me blushing so hard!
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#482842 - 04/03/10 10:30 PM Re: I've seen plays livelier than this place...
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just when you thought it was safe...



so is cx3 the new director over there?
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#482843 - 04/04/10 12:50 AM Re: I've seen plays livelier than this place...
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
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Loc: Counting Kisses
L said:
Quote:

Thought the same...



Lookin good Sam Shane.



Keeping in mind that I said "she reminds me of.." I'm soo thinking its more like Naomi...




But wait, hold teh telef0no.

She also reminds me of Alek Wek, who has that "je ne sais quoi" thingamajig that somehow just really works for her.








Sammu said:
Quote:

wow thanks lou! tyra made me proud of my big forehead and strong features. but i been told i look like angela bassett a lot





B1ng0! (and 478620, fucking awesome.)


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#482844 - 04/04/10 02:04 AM Re: I've seen plays livelier than this place...
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Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
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just when you thought it was safe...



so is cx3 the new director over there?




The real question is what is gayer, the transexuals or the 'gang multiple facials' (which is also redundant btw).


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#482845 - 04/04/10 04:20 PM Re: I've seen plays livelier than this place...
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Loc: Dayton
I'm trying.

The little kit radio I made for field work kicked ass a little while ago.





See all those little doo-dads inside there? I put them in there, and I done lernt how to write mathematical equations to describe exactly what each one does.

All I got besides that is a half completed Gag Factor 13 review.


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Edited by charin (04/04/10 04:30 PM)
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#482846 - 04/04/10 04:49 PM Re: I've seen plays livelier than this place...
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