"Hooray for Captain Spaulding.
The African explorer!
Did someone call me "schnorrer"?
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!"


Certainly better than 1000 Corpses!!


[for our pretty shiksas out there who have little exposure to Jews and Yiddish or have only slept with 7th Day Adventist Yids:
Schnorrer: An annoying, nervy person who sees nothing wrong in habitually "borrowing" things while offering nothing in return. Like a person who fulfills their cigarette habit only by bumming them off others, or a person who never actually buys a tool of any kind but never shies away from borrowing all of yours for long periods of time, or a person who only seems to be drinking when others are buying.]