House of 1000 Corpses is like the worst movie ever. Devil's Rejects is better story-wise, but suffers from excruciating ham-handed dialogue. You can't watch a single frame of D.R. without picturing Zombie pulling his hair out in front of his laptop while asking himself over and over, "What would Tarantino say/do?"
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"Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin