I know. Monica Foster is definitely super-pretty, and she has featured in a couple daydreams of mine involving shenanigans behind a sheer curtain at a strip club, just us and another whore and a bag of cocaine. I'm really looking forward to when she starts doing anal, maybe on her third or fourth comeback. I'd really like to snuffle up a few lines off her belly and ass before plunging into a nice Monica F gape.

Plus, she does seem to be fairly intelligent, so we could have a nice conversation about where her life could go if she just changed her name to Mrs. Admiral. Which would be weekend drug abuse and the occasional gang bang after a Republican fund-raising dinner to satisfy her husband's weird urges to watch his bitch get fucked while he flogs his useless, coked-up weiner.

I'd probably need Monica to get her GED, and possibly complete a two-year nursing degree at the community college -- if only to be sure she could operate a portable defibrillator and talk to the paramedics.