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#482222 - 03/23/10 08:34 PM Monkey Thread 2010 Edition
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
eh why not


saw top 5 kevin costner movie posts and felt inspired

monkey's top 5 costner movies

1. perfect world
2. mr brooks (should rank higher just because dane cook gets killed in it, but settles in at 2 because dane cook is in it)
3. bull durham

(I only have 3)

Im not sure when it happened but I fucking hate alicia keys, maybe its her oprah like narcissistic god like attitude or perhaps she is a god awful dancer who sings really shitty music,hmm probably just because she is a painfully awful dancer
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5i8ALbw9jo





Holly Randall is 3 years sober (yipee, who gives a shit)

Connie Sellecca


If you get an address wrong and walk into a room of asian boys dancing in skinny jeans its either going to be the best or worst night of your life depending on how you approach it.


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#482223 - 03/23/10 08:47 PM Re: Monkey Thread 2010 Edition
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Posts: 2204
everytime monkey speak this track pop in my head.

web page

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#482224 - 03/23/10 11:14 PM Re: Monkey Thread 2010 Edition
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Loc: OC
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#482225 - 03/23/10 11:41 PM Re: Monkey Thread 2010 Edition
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#482226 - 03/24/10 03:22 AM Re: Monkey Thread 2010 Edition
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everytime monkey speak this track pop in my head.

web page




Across 110th Street is one of the best blaxploitation films ever. Also has a great soundtrack by Bobby Womack.

My top five blaxploitation films

1. Coffy
2. Black Caesar
3. Truck Turner
4. Welcome Home Brother Charles
5. Across 110th Street

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#482227 - 03/24/10 05:36 AM Re: Monkey Thread 2010 Edition
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Registered: 08/26/09
Posts: 11
my top 3 Blaxploitation films:

1. Roots
2. The Mack
3. Gayniggers from Outer Space




all-time WORST Blaxploitation film:

Not The Cosbys XXX

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#482228 - 03/24/10 07:48 PM Re: Monkey Thread 2010 Edition
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Registered: 01/11/10
Posts: 51
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Oh no. No. Oh god no. That's somethin rotten, brother. Straight up soul-killer lookin at that thing.

This is either my latest mushroom hallucination or Notorious P.I.G. representin. I'm thinkin bowler hat, tie and a vest, and a cane, you?

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#482229 - 03/29/10 11:57 AM Re: Monkey Thread 2010 Edition
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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everytime monkey speak this track pop in my head.

web page




If there is a song that has a better opening 68 seconds then I don't even want to know, you know?



Update


I just saw the new tony thread about the one who shall remain nameless. Ok, id like to say right now to please read the cage disclaimer before reading what im about to write now (pauses for a minute) Okay, here we go.


I think we can all agree that the porn industry is made up mostly of people with loose morals and without conscience, not to mention with egos that rival negro drug dealers. So am I off base to float the idea that snuffing out the nameless one shouldnt be fair from reality? I mean I doubt he has anyone that will be looking too hard if he isnt heard from in a while and im sure the police will up the man search for a convicted felon (a few times over). There are people who have and continue to make millions from this industry and a few have found themselves having to deal with this person. I have compared porn to the mafia before and I know that there isnt a mafia don who would allow street dealer to play it out like this, maybe its time for the man with the very unclean hole to swim with the fishes (or his sunken boat)



I have noticed a huge spike in ugly women singing songs about dealing with guys who won't leave them alone, im talking about the type of women that k1ng jerks off to.

thats it for now.
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