OK, speaking of humans who treat dogs like humans....
I don't really know what to call him. It was a male "human" who thought he was a pig/dog ballerina slave. He used to get on all fours and bark like a dog and all of that good stuff. He loved pissing in his doggy bowl and then drinking it. Like a dog, of course.
I started to feel kinda guilty after a while. He'd beg me to tell him to crack eggs on his head and squirt mustard or ketchup all over himself. That's when it went too far and I had to stop watching his cam. Eww.