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#482178 - 03/23/10 02:37 AM Douchebags and Dogs
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Whats with these guys who own dogs but can't stop talking about them? It's these douchebags like Mickey Rourke.
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#482179 - 03/23/10 07:49 AM Re: Douchebags and Dogs
99% Fiction Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/16/08 Posts: 2401	For people that can't make actual human connections, dogs are a step above an imaginary friend. Not that I'm anti dog, I'm just anti people pretending dogs are human. _________________________ "Guage once told me that there is nothing worse than eaten ass of a black dude thats been huffen drain cleaner the night befor." - delanoojos
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#482180 - 03/23/10 10:11 AM Re: Douchebags and Dogs
Nugent Sex Slave Trader Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 1326 Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA	Quote: Whats with these guys who own dogs but can't stop talking about them? It's these douchebags like Mickey Rourke. What's the matter Trannyboy? They won't let you have pets at the tenement housing? Aww, poor wittle shit-stain got all butthurt... _________________________ If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend
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#482181 - 03/23/10 03:12 PM Re: Douchebags and Dogs
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Quote: Whats with these guys who own dogs but can't stop talking about them? It's these douchebags like Mickey Rourke. What's the matter Trannyboy? They won't let you have pets at the tenement housing? Aww, poor wittle shit-stain got all butthurt... Nah, I just overheard someone on the subway station talk about how he loves the dogs.
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#482182 - 03/23/10 05:16 PM Re: Douchebags and Dogs
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	Quote: Not that I'm anti dog, I'm just anti people pretending dogs are human. Very well said. It won't bring you many friends on this board, but the description fits my feelings towards this quite well. _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#482183 - 03/23/10 05:53 PM Re: Douchebags and Dogs
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	I'm anti people pretending to be human. ( Oh and what Nosy Bitch said too. ) _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#482184 - 03/23/10 08:00 PM Re: Douchebags and Dogs
††† Pervert Registered: 11/01/09 Posts: 2141	Quote: people pretending dogs are human http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycONptN285o
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#482185 - 03/23/10 09:32 PM Re: Douchebags and Dogs
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	OK, speaking of humans who treat dogs like humans.... I don't really know what to call him. It was a male "human" who thought he was a pig/dog ballerina slave. He used to get on all fours and bark like a dog and all of that good stuff. He loved pissing in his doggy bowl and then drinking it. Like a dog, of course. I started to feel kinda guilty after a while. He'd beg me to tell him to crack eggs on his head and squirt mustard or ketchup all over himself. That's when it went too far and I had to stop watching his cam. Eww. Attachments 477210-peepees.jpg (13 downloads) _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#482186 - 03/23/10 11:58 PM Re: Douchebags and Dogs
CxGxPx Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/16/09 Posts: 3703 Loc: Sleeping through my funeral	Quote: Whats with these guys who own dogs but can't stop talking about them? It's these douchebags like Mickey Rourke. Who gives a shit. You should have been made into soap and lampshades. _________________________ Leave your mind open, receptive to the demons message.
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#482187 - 03/24/10 06:02 AM Re: Douchebags and Dogs
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Quote: Whats with these guys who own dogs but can't stop talking about them? It's these douchebags like Mickey Rourke. Who gives a shit. You should have been made into soap and lampshades. Hahaha - I laugh in your face because you are the piece of shit
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#482188 - 03/24/10 09:18 PM Re: Douchebags and Dogs
CxGxPx Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/16/09 Posts: 3703 Loc: Sleeping through my funeral	Quote: Quote: Quote: Whats with these guys who own dogs but can't stop talking about them? It's these douchebags like Mickey Rourke. Who gives a shit. You should have been made into soap and lampshades. Hahaha - I laugh in your face because you are the piece of shit your greatest achievement in life is meeting Brandon Irons and making a cheeseburger with 10 patties. You have over 200 bottles of cologne you bought on ebay or from the dollar store or bathroom vending machines. I may be a piece of shit but everything is relative in this fecal mountain. I'd be a freshly curled mound from a beautiful woman's asshole who eats lots of fiber. You're a 4 year old rotting turd floating in a mexican sewer made mainly of a tv dinner and a pudding pie. Edited by Tiny Tears (03/24/10 10:01 PM) _________________________ Leave your mind open, receptive to the demons message.
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#482189 - 03/24/10 09:53 PM Re: Douchebags and Dogs
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	Quote: your greatest achievement in live is meeting Brandon Irons and making a cheeseburger with 10 patties. You have over 200 bottles of cologne you bought on ebay or from the dollar store or bathroom vending machines. I may be a piece of shit but everything is relative in this fecal mountain. I'd be a freshly curled mound from a beautiful woman's asshole who eats lots of fiber. You're a 4 year old rotting turd floating in a mexican sewer made mainly of a tv dinner and a pudding pie. That was pretty fuckin' awesome, TT, but it's useless. You just can't teach his kind of stupid, nor improve upon it.
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#482190 - 03/24/10 10:00 PM Re: Douchebags and Dogs
CxGxPx Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/16/09 Posts: 3703 Loc: Sleeping through my funeral	Quote: Quote: your greatest achievement in live is meeting Brandon Irons and making a cheeseburger with 10 patties. You have over 200 bottles of cologne you bought on ebay or from the dollar store or bathroom vending machines. I may be a piece of shit but everything is relative in this fecal mountain. I'd be a freshly curled mound from a beautiful woman's asshole who eats lots of fiber. You're a 4 year old rotting turd floating in a mexican sewer made mainly of a tv dinner and a pudding pie. That was pretty fuckin' awesome, TT, but it's useless. You just can't teach his kind of stupid, nor improve upon it. Yeah it's kind of like punching a pile of mush. It's still mush. _________________________ Leave your mind open, receptive to the demons message.
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#482191 - 03/24/10 11:25 PM Re: Douchebags and Dogs
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: your greatest achievement in live Brandon Irons making a cheeseburger with 10 patties. OK, that's about all that stood out to me and I was like "I have to see what that looks like." Then I read what it really said but still hoped that I could one day see what I thought, come true. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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