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#481664 - 03/19/10 02:42 PM the Louser's true colors
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	How many posters have been lame enough to actually try tattling on other posters to get them sanctioned/banned? Off hand, I can only think of Darrah. Well, was anyone else taken aback to learn that the Louser is that much of a little bitch? In the past, some people have referred to him as a predator. I've never understood that myself. I always get the best of him with little or no effort. But, still, even I was surprised by his plantiff wail to Malice and the mods: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Help! Coke is being a meany! Attachments 476487-help.jpg (33 downloads) _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#481665 - 03/19/10 02:51 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	Loserpher's theme song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M60cl7bKCMw _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#481666 - 03/19/10 03:54 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Many have called Lou out over the years. Few have succeeded. He's like a virus. Or Brandon's medically-resistant herpes. He's always there, under the surface. I think the true wailing bitch was Darth. Ah, I miss him. He was talentless, prolific and pointless. Much like the output from the Valley in the last two years. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#481667 - 03/19/10 09:11 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	I found 3 pms marked R that I don't remember reading today. That's either funny in the I had a really good lunch meeting or some shit is up. heh. I'm good to go either way. @Cuck... get better lil guy. Your hurt feelings should come with back-up beeps so as not to hazard the decent folk and at the very least you'd get a passing glance. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#481668 - 03/19/10 11:59 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	Quote: I found 3 pms marked R that I don't remember reading today. That's either funny in the I had a really good lunch meeting or some shit is up. heh. I'm good to go either way. @Cuck... get better lil guy. Your hurt feelings should come with back-up beeps so as not to hazard the decent folk and at the very least you'd get a passing glance. Wow, he didn't even try to deny his pathetic Darrah-like tattletale actions. I thought he might at least try. Even lousers have pride. Don't worry Louser, I'm not going to run up the score and humiliate you further. At this moment, I actually feel sorry for you. I suggest closing the Louser account and starting up a new alt. _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#481669 - 03/21/10 10:36 AM Re: the Louser's true colors
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	I guess I can't resist gloating a little. Let's enjoy the church lady superiority dance at the end of this clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw94TwKqH_c&feature=related _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#481670 - 03/22/10 02:46 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Cuck... if not for Conky and I this may be the most pathetic thread in Cage history. Have you actually seen the shit you posted here?. Just fucken spill it. What happened to you after my "big picture" post?. You've obviously been hurt. It's just a matter of who done it. Are you trying to say Tony reprimanded you for being a pedo poster or are you just the worst troll in existence?. I know who I talk to and you can ask every reg here. I never ask for help. EVER. Please tell me you did get slapped down by an Admin... please let it be true.. heh. If not you're just trying to cover your busted ass with a weak ass troll. I win either way because I'm smarter than you. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#481671 - 03/22/10 03:46 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
GUAPO Pervert Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 2204	[image]http://bieds.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/how_1.jpg?w=510[/image]
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#481672 - 03/22/10 04:00 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: [image]http://bieds.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/how_1.jpg?w=510[/image] Yeah that's a coke whore but no fucken way shes as spun and snivels more than Cuck. Both beat bitches can belt it out though. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#481673 - 03/22/10 04:45 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: There you go... Quote: this may be the most pathetic thread in Cage history. Not worse than an electrostatic or Fiend Cage thread, of course. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#481674 - 03/22/10 04:52 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	I loved that movie. Best Costner flick ever. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#481675 - 03/22/10 04:56 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Nuh-uh. Th^at's the best Costner flick ev3r. I don't think I'm alone on this one. Attachments 476981-0.jpg (17 downloads) _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#481676 - 03/22/10 05:17 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
99% Fiction Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/16/08 Posts: 2401	Field of Dreams or Bull Durham. Dances 3rd. _________________________ "Guage once told me that there is nothing worse than eaten ass of a black dude thats been huffen drain cleaner the night befor." - delanoojos
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#481677 - 03/22/10 05:40 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
charin Gag Factor Guru Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 5290 Loc: Dayton	'lectro what's this? Attachments 476998-wtf.jpg (18 downloads) _________________________ Fuck 'em all but nine.
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#481678 - 03/22/10 06:04 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
Claude Goddard Whoremaster Registered: 06/16/07 Posts: 2512 Loc: Slumberland	Bull Durham is the best Costner flick Attachments 477005-Bull-Durham-mv07.jpg (21 downloads)
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#481679 - 03/22/10 06:07 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Charin, I believe that's herpes. Why do you ask? _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#481680 - 03/22/10 06:41 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
Claude Goddard Whoremaster Registered: 06/16/07 Posts: 2512 Loc: Slumberland	BTW Coke, this thread is lame and you come off as a little bitch crying because you got spanked by a mod for being a pedo.
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#481681 - 03/23/10 12:55 AM Re: the Louser's true colors
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	You know you have started a piss poor thread in the cage when it is improved by being hijacked into a best Kevin Costner movie thread. BTW 1. The Untouchables 2. Silverado 3. Field of Dreams 4/5. Dances with JFK _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#481682 - 03/23/10 07:41 AM Re: the Louser's true colors
99% Fiction Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/16/08 Posts: 2401	Shit, I forgot about the Untouchables. I'd have a hard time including Silverado, because he wasn't star. Although any movie Goldblum dies in gets bonus points. _________________________ "Guage once told me that there is nothing worse than eaten ass of a black dude thats been huffen drain cleaner the night befor." - delanoojos
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#481683 - 03/23/10 05:20 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	I really liked JFK. Untouchables is pretty classic. The Bodyguard was an entertaining movie. Not great or epic, but entertaining. _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#481684 - 03/23/10 06:41 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: Shit, I forgot about the Untouchables... Should be called "The Unfactuals", but it's still fairly entertaining. At least Connery's bits, anyway.
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#481685 - 03/25/10 03:27 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
charin Gag Factor Guru Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 5290 Loc: Dayton	Hey, 'lectro, what's this? Attachments 477485-hk.jpg (6 downloads) _________________________ Fuck 'em all but nine.
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#481686 - 03/25/10 05:34 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	I'm telling you right now... they need backup. White boi with his head down is about to get squared up and beat down. Cargo pants Carlos has no clue the amount of teeth he's gonna shit manana. It's big picture time and those two clowns are rockin the Viewmaster. No one puts Electro in the corner, yes?. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#481687 - 03/25/10 08:22 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	meh. She looks like a buck ninety easy. Unless she is retarded and has retard strength she won't have the wind to take those two curiously thin cops.
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#481688 - 03/25/10 08:30 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	Quote: I never ask for help. EVER. Please tell me you did get slapped down by an Admin... please let it be true.. heh. If not you're just trying to cover your busted ass with a weak ass troll. I win either way because I'm smarter than you. Slapped down by admin - lol? They beg me to post here. What do you mean "you never ask for help"? Here's one of several posts where you begged admin to rescue you: Quote: Unless there's a kidtoucher sub-forum here we don't know about you might want to cease and desist on that type of shit. You have at least 3 kid toucher type posts that someone here might have to answer for. Yes?. I mean if Jeff is suddenly working a new market then by all means continue. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Jeff, help me! Stop him or someone will have to answer for it! Sunlight is the best disinfectant. I will not stop blowing the whistle. For the love of God, Loserpher, stop fucking your kid! Beat off, get a whore or go to a highway reststop mensroom. Just don't sleep with junior until he's 18! _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#481689 - 03/26/10 06:08 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: Just don't sleep with junior until he's 18! And in th^t post Cuck fully endorses incest. wtf?. Do you actually read the shit you type before you hit Continue?. lol well played. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#481690 - 03/26/10 06:15 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Also... Jeff..HEYYYYYYYYYYYJEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!LOL!! Tell Cuck he's a beat bitch. and he thinks about touching kids. And then posts about it. Cucks down with incest also... you need to know that..and tell him. Jeff... HELP cuck needs help.... Hows the Lambo running Jeff?. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#481691 - 03/26/10 08:46 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	Quote: Quote: Just don't sleep with junior until he's 18! And in th^t post Cuck fully endorses incest. wtf?. Do you actually read the shit you type before you hit Continue?. lol well played. Why would I give a fuck what you and your flamer kid do in the privacy of your bed after he turns 18? But if you can't obey the law and keep it zipped while he's a minor, you need to be locked up for the good of society. _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#481692 - 03/27/10 12:36 AM Re: the Louser's true colors
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	Quote: Quote: Quote: Just don't sleep with junior until he's 18! And in th^t post Cuck fully endorses incest. wtf?. Do you actually read the shit you type before you hit Continue?. lol well played. Why would I give a fuck what you and your flamer kid do in the privacy of your bed after he turns 18? But if you can't obey the law and keep it zipped while he's a minor, you need to be locked up for the good of society. So, are you telling us that you don't fuck your own minor children, but maybe the neighbor's kid instead? _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#481693 - 03/27/10 01:31 AM Re: the Louser's true colors
Claude Goddard Whoremaster Registered: 06/16/07 Posts: 2512 Loc: Slumberland	Quote: But if you can't obey the law and keep it zipped while he's a minor, you need to be locked up for the good of society. Coke, you do realize it's illegal to sleep with your kid even when he or she (but apparently you like your incest homo-style) is over 18 right?
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#481694 - 03/27/10 01:49 AM Re: the Louser's true colors
charin Gag Factor Guru Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 5290 Loc: Dayton	Attachments 477654-14614968.jpg (8 downloads) _________________________ Fuck 'em all but nine.
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#481695 - 03/27/10 10:13 AM Re: the Louser's true colors
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	Personally, I'm very libertarian when it comes to what consenting adults do in private. I agree that the Louser's behavior is disgusting, but I just don't want to know about it. However, I think we all need to draw the line when it comes to Loserpher's buggering of underage boys. We have to unite as a community to stomp out this activity. _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#481696 - 03/27/10 12:56 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
jeff jordan Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 05/22/08 Posts: 1272 Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...	Attachments 477707-ronmario2rt4.jpg (8 downloads) _________________________ Jeff Jordan: "Common man from LA"
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#481697 - 03/27/10 05:58 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: Personally, I'm very libertarian when it comes to what consenting adults do in private. I agree that the Louser's behavior is disgusting, but I just don't want to know about it. However, I think we all need to draw the line when it comes to Loserpher's buggering of underage boys. We have to unite as a community to stomp out this activity. Jeff... hello... JEFF. Hi. Never mind. He did it to himself this time and we all had a laugh. Didn't we?. Edited by LouCypher (03/27/10 06:00 PM) _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#481698 - 03/27/10 07:51 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
Claude Goddard Whoremaster Registered: 06/16/07 Posts: 2512 Loc: Slumberland	Quote: Personally, I'm very libertarian when it comes to what consenting adults do in private. Except when it comes to 'your' white women sleeping with black men, right fuckface? Libertarian my ass. How do you square your support of incest with your support of 'traditional values' that the Jews are supposedly undermining?
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#481699 - 03/28/10 01:13 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: Quote: Personally, I'm very libertarian when it comes to what consenting adults do in private. Except when it comes to 'your' white women sleeping with black men, right fuckface? Libertarian my ass. How do you square your support of incest with your support of 'traditional values' that the Jews are supposedly undermining? Don't waste your time Claude...It's almost like he's trying to troll himself. Just look at his opening attack here. He mentions Malice Quote: But, still, even I was surprised by his plantiff wail to Malice and the mods and then can't stop talking about Jeff. Kid's delusional at best and we know the worst(pedo incest freak with a penchant for displaying it in text and pays for sex). _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#481700 - 03/28/10 01:24 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
jeff jordan Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 05/22/08 Posts: 1272 Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...	Quote: Jeff... hello... JEFF. Hi. Hello Lou. Shall we begin discussion on why Eric is no longer with us? _________________________ Jeff Jordan: "Common man from LA"
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#481701 - 03/28/10 01:26 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: Quote: Jeff... hello... JEFF. Hi. Hello Lou. Shall we begin discussion on why Eric is no longer with us? Hello Jiff.. discuss. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#481702 - 03/30/10 12:32 AM Re: the Louser's true colors
Claude Goddard Whoremaster Registered: 06/16/07 Posts: 2512 Loc: Slumberland	Quote: Don't waste your time Claude...It's almost like he's trying to troll himself. Too true, whenever he posts something serious he exposes himself pretty badly. Best for him to stick to the jokes and insults, at least that stuff is mildly entertaining.
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#481703 - 04/23/10 10:21 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	The last 6 posts were a new level of pathetic. The Louser made comments and then responded to himself as his alt Claude. _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#481704 - 04/23/10 10:32 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Jeff... cucks back and he's still a dirty faggot. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#481705 - 04/24/10 12:23 AM Re: the Louser's true colors
Barry the Pirate Porn Jesus Registered: 12/09/08 Posts: 8433 Loc: Great Pacific Northwest	Quote: The last 6 posts were a new level of pathetic. The Louser made comments and then responded to himself as his alt Claude. Quite a compliment from the bar setter. _________________________ Having killed someone doesn't make you a killer- @KINGROCHE
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#481706 - 04/24/10 05:53 AM Re: the Louser's true colors
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Paranoia, its a helluva thing. It's the same shit over and over again. I really do enjoy the fact that whenever I lean in and put just a lil weight into a backhand the real bitches of the board start seeing me everywhere. Chuck tried that same routine a few days ago. Seen it a thousand times. Funsies, good times. Word of warning, CUNTS. Pull your sports bras tight, shave that unibrow, crochet your tampon strings up into your pubis with your best knot, and get ready to get hurt. No more Mr.Niceguy. (croc...no..theres no need to paint your cameltoe. also, stop pm'ing me) _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#481707 - 04/24/10 07:21 AM Re: the Louser's true colors
charin Gag Factor Guru Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 5290 Loc: Dayton	Lucy Furr, your wife needs to get you a life. You sit your pussy whipped ass in front of this computer trying to be somebody on line, and you are just a jerk here, like you are there. That's why she treats you this way. Locks you in your little room with your toy. Look: Minus Equals 257 posts in less than 25 days. Mostly, trolling at night trying to get someone else to post so you have company. Lonely, angry, poor soul you are. Spend some time with your wife this weekend. Get away and do something - what do you do? Besides babble incoherently on here, watch your kid play hockey, and sneak a look at a dirty picture or two? Attachments 480531-lc.jpg (6 downloads) _________________________ Fuck 'em all but nine.
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#481708 - 04/24/10 07:36 AM Re: the Louser's true colors
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Money... Thank you. What I do is squeeze your head and then you react. All the rest of that mighty effort you put in... Well I just don't do that. Fucken deal with it. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#481709 - 04/24/10 08:00 AM Re: the Louser's true colors
charin Gag Factor Guru Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 5290 Loc: Dayton	Quote: Money... Thank you. What I do is squeeze your head and then you react. All the rest of that mighty effort you put in... Well I just don't do that. Fucken deal with it. Yes, we've noticed. _________________________ Fuck 'em all but nine.
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#481710 - 04/24/10 09:24 AM Re: the Louser's true colors
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: Quote: Money... Thank you. What I do is squeeze your head and then you react. All the rest of that mighty effort you put in... Well I just don't do that. Fucken deal with it. Yes, we've noticed. Ohh lets quote snip.. tee-hee. Who is WE?. You and your addiction or do you and cirrhosis girl still talk?. She's probably getting as much cock from you now as she did when she was above ground. All day, fuckchops... I can do this every fucken day. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#481711 - 04/24/10 10:04 AM Re: the Louser's true colors
TonyBaloney Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 12/17/09 Posts: 219	Quote: Lucy Furr, your wife needs to get you a life. You sit your pussy whipped ass in front of this computer trying to be somebody on line, and you are just a jerk here, like you are there. That's why she treats you this way. Locks you in your little room with your toy. Look: More like she locks him in his toy: That's why Lou is so hostile towards everyone, it's been more than 2 months since his wife has allowed him get a boner. Meanwhile she's been sucking off ex-cons and retired basketball players. Because she has the key to his dick's freedom he can't yell at her and so he has to find other ways to vend his frustration, which explains his attitude here.
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#481712 - 04/24/10 01:55 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: Quote: Lucy Furr, your wife needs to get you a life. You sit your pussy whipped ass in front of this computer trying to be somebody on line, and you are just a jerk here, like you are there. That's why she treats you this way. Locks you in your little room with your toy. Look: More like she locks him in his toy: That's why Lou is so hostile towards everyone, it's been more than 2 months since his wife has allowed him get a boner. Meanwhile she's been sucking off ex-cons and retired basketball players. Because she has the key to his dick's freedom he can't yell at her and so he has to find other ways to vend his frustration, which explains his attitude here. Not bad Tony. I appreciate the effort, I really do. Chuck is fucken terrible but at least you're trying. Heres a free lesson. If you're going to attack me concerning my life/wife and post count... why wouldn't you call me NoLypher?. It's bad when I can insult myself better than all of you?. YES?. Pretty sure I covered my thoughts regarding marriage somewhere. I know floof was involved so start there. I do fucken fear her... I'm afraid she'll take half my money and I'm even more afraid of fucking off before her old man kicks. $buhling$ Don't let my troubles keep you up at night though, insects. I'll find a way to deal. I really will. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#481713 - 04/24/10 02:52 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: Quote: Lucy Furr, your wife needs to get you a life. You sit your pussy whipped ass in front of this computer trying to be somebody on line, and you are just a jerk here, like you are there. That's why she treats you this way. Locks you in your little room with your toy. Look: More like she locks him in his toy: That's why Lou is so hostile towards everyone, it's been more than 2 months since his wife has allowed him get a boner. Meanwhile she's been sucking off ex-cons and retired basketball players. Because she has the key to his dick's freedom he can't yell at her and so he has to find other ways to vend his frustration, which explains his attitude here. Also... don't know where you got that pic and I'm not really asking for an answer. You may touch kids or know someone who does if you have that and then posted it here is all I'm saying. That's like what...4 kidtoucher type posts in less than 2 days and Coke even posted here. Jeff must have a new lawyer that doesn't have the word "fat" in his last name. Good for him. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#481715 - 04/24/10 05:20 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: BTW I just found an excellent new woman for Charin who is only 30 days into sobriety. She's dead isn't she?. You cruel fucker. He still can't put olewassherface behind him. The one he never married and barely fucked. The closest they had to having sex was when they ran out of booze and had the shakes next to each other. Now that he's sober your flashing stinking dead corpses in his face?. Not cool Raper, NOT FUNNY. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#481717 - 04/24/10 09:15 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Well that takes all the pressure off of me. Thanks Raper. If he wasn't going to hurt himself before, the hong-kong-ching-chong-ding-dong news will most likely make him bleed himself out in front of a Dayton drive in or whatever theater in Ohio is still showing Avatar 3d. You may have just inadvertently scarred one of the jeej's kids. The fuck is wrong with you?. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#481718 - 04/25/10 01:51 AM Re: the Louser's true colors
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Charin, you're a nice guy, but you are the biggest fucking cry baby. The other day your ass bled because someone Lou compared my pink Betsey Johnson necklace to cirrhosis of the liver and you started weeping about how that was a stab at you because your friend died of cirrhosis of the liver. my condolences to your friend, but you take shit too far. that's like me saying, "today i drove my car." then someone chimes in, "not fair! how dare you! my friend died in a car accident." love, gia j. TEAM LOU _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#481719 - 04/25/10 01:49 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	There is no "team lou" on this one. I'm not taking any props for this one. It was just going to happen. Charin is a flawed individual. He couldn't handle society or sobriety. Fact. I warned him to stfu maybe 3 weeks ago with my "bucketbois" post. He has an addictive personality and that's what lead him to this point. I'm not saying he is "pwned" or any dumb shit like that. I'd love to see him post here 25 seconds from now. He does talk way too much shit for what he can handle. Simple as. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#481720 - 04/25/10 04:05 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
charin Gag Factor Guru Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 5290 Loc: Dayton	Gia, I don't take any of this seriously. If you like having retarded insult comic wrestling matches in every thread, you got it. Lou, you yell louder and longer, I don't care to continue wrestling with a pig. I guess you win. It holds no appeal for me. _________________________ Fuck 'em all but nine.
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#481721 - 04/25/10 04:16 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Charin: Quote: I guess you win. It holds no appeal for me. Just two fingers of Makers Mark Chuck. Two fingers never hurt anyone and that bottle would last a long time...weeks, maybe a month. The sting goes away and everyone wins. It's quality bourbon at a reasonable price.
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#481722 - 04/25/10 05:46 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: Gia, I don't take any of this seriously. If you like having retarded insult comic wrestling matches in every thread, you got it. Lou, you yell louder and longer, I don't care to continue wrestling with a pig. I guess you win. It holds no appeal for me. Thanks Chuck... good for you. I owe you on this one. You have no clue what I've been through concerning things like this. I only play on places like this because its advertised as "uncensored" and all that entails. So before she went was she all bloated and swollen or was she shrinking away?. Africa type skinny is what I'm getting at, like maybe her tits looked liked baseballs in a pair of pantyhose. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#481723 - 04/26/10 07:42 AM Re: the Louser's true colors
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	Lou, might be throwing the most punches here, but Bornyo is the one landing all the body shots. _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#481724 - 06/08/10 11:22 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	We might not hear from the louser for a while. Some of you may have heard about the investigation going on in New Jersey involving a boys hockey team. One of the dads slipped ruffies to the entire team during a sleepover. Tragic. _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#481725 - 06/09/10 02:21 AM Re: the Louser's true colors
superloads Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 04/11/08 Posts: 1265	That's some real horrid smack Coke. Hang around 13 year olds much? _________________________ Rear Admiral: "If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it." "Next for me: trannies." -------------------------------------------- "This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy
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#481726 - 06/09/10 06:45 AM Re: the Louser's true colors
ivorenginedriver Porn Fucking Master Registered: 09/19/05 Posts: 3576 Loc: Baltimore, MD	Just another anti-Semitic rant, and since the target is also disabled, he stands twice condemned as a life unworthy of living. One can go to Youtube and watch film of the hanging of Nazi Karl Hermann Frank and the firing squad executions of Romanian fascist leaders Ion Antonescu, Mihai Antonescu and two fellow scumbags whose names I do not recall. Best of all though is the video that contains the stills of those hanged at Nurnberg with lovely melodies playing in the background.
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#481727 - 06/09/10 07:07 AM Re: the Louser's true colors
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	Quote: Just another anti-Semitic rant, and since the target is also disabled, he stands twice condemned as a life unworthy of living. One can go to Youtube and watch film of the hanging of Nazi Karl Hermann Frank and the firing squad executions of Romanian fascist leaders Ion Antonescu, Mihai Antonescu and two fellow scumbags whose names I do not recall. Best of all though is the video that contains the stills of those hanged at Nurnberg with lovely melodies playing in the background. There wasn't any reference to jewness in my update on Louser's boy rape scandal. The fact that you see jew bashing when it's not there and that you defend New York pizza with the zeal of a native tells us something about you: you are a JEW!!! You probably have typical jew physical characteristics (big nose, short, unathletic, balding head ETC ETC). You have my sympathies. Must suck to come from a long line of uglies. Bye, Schlomo! _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#481728 - 06/09/10 07:59 AM Re: the Louser's true colors
99% Fiction Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/16/08 Posts: 2401	Only thing I really hate about Jews is that the Orthodox and Hasidics are as bad at driving as Asians are. _________________________ "Guage once told me that there is nothing worse than eaten ass of a black dude thats been huffen drain cleaner the night befor." - delanoojos
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#481729 - 06/09/10 09:27 AM Re: the Louser's true colors
ivorenginedriver Porn Fucking Master Registered: 09/19/05 Posts: 3576 Loc: Baltimore, MD	Not a Jew. Partially Swaebische, and our family helped to re-establish Freemasonry in Das Reich in 1945. Big Nose for sure, big Schwanze, too Big head of thick gut Deutsche golden light brown hair.
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#481730 - 06/09/10 10:04 AM Re: the Louser's true colors
Fiend Porn Fucking Master Registered: 11/04/05 Posts: 3509 Loc: Pit of Despair	I don't mind jews as long as they don't wear those beanies around me or try to impress me with their imported german automobiles. _________________________ Fap, Fap, Fap
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#481731 - 06/09/10 12:04 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	Quote: Not a Jew. I don't buy it. Now there's even more proof to the contrary: Exibit C- "Big nose for sure" EXhibit D- "our family helped to re-establish Freemasonry in Das Reich in 1945" Maybe your Jew family is pulling a move on you, just like what happened with John Kerry and Madeline Albright. Those two claimed their families had been lying to them and didn't admit they were Jews until late middle age. _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#481732 - 06/09/10 12:07 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	Quote: That's some real horrid smack Coke. Hang around 13 year olds much? No, but I guess you think it's normal that Louser would come on this beat off board to gush about a boys hockey team and how excited he is to go on a team trip. He probably had his pants around his ankles while he was typing that shit. _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#481733 - 06/09/10 12:48 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
ivorenginedriver Porn Fucking Master Registered: 09/19/05 Posts: 3576 Loc: Baltimore, MD	Would be proud to be of the same ethnic heritage as Jesus. But if I AM a member of the tribe how do we explain my full head of golden brown hair at the age of 53?
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#481734 - 06/09/10 03:41 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	I'm still working on "Numberg" @Ivor- _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#481735 - 06/09/10 05:26 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
ivorenginedriver Porn Fucking Master Registered: 09/19/05 Posts: 3576 Loc: Baltimore, MD	One of us might need new glasses, as I read what I typed as Nurnberg.
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#481736 - 06/09/10 07:27 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	That would be me but it's still fucked up funny ! I thought you were referring to the trials but after reflection it's a different place and incident altogether. Sorry. Edited by backdoorman (06/09/10 07:29 PM) _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#481737 - 06/09/10 07:32 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	a lot of wealthy jews i know have parents and grandparents that refuse to buy german cars. bmw and the gas chamber thing i guess _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#481738 - 06/09/10 07:35 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	Ya think ? _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#481739 - 06/09/10 08:41 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Open the door to any vintage Mercedes or BMW on a hot day. Catch a whiff of that distinctive smell. It is unmistakable. That smell is the Jew-Hair with which they stuff the upholstery.
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#481740 - 06/09/10 08:44 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
ivorenginedriver Porn Fucking Master Registered: 09/19/05 Posts: 3576 Loc: Baltimore, MD	Ever hear Sarah Silverman's shtick on Jews Driving German Cars and/or her singing performance of the same title?
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#481741 - 06/10/10 01:14 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
Mark_J Pervert Registered: 10/02/08 Posts: 2058	Quote: That smell is the Jew-Hair with which they stuff the upholstery. you know that wrap around the shift? STILL trade secret. a time honored tradition. Quote: a lot of wealthy jews i know have parents and grandparents that refuse to buy german cars. bmw and the gas chamber thing i guess more common than people know, and not just aztec-superstitious but childish for its short-sightedness. if i was jewish i'd be driving german cars all day and twice on sundays. why do you think Malcolm X encourages black men to drive white cars- it's called getting to know the enemy. Sun Tzu might refer to it as "laying plans". Spielberg once joked that a german car in the driveway is the parsley on a great steak. and that's where a lot of these so-called world leaders go porn and blow it. Obama shouldn't just be naked in Ahmadinejad's bed, he should scratching under his beard reading him dorothy parker without ever glancing at his watch.
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#481742 - 06/10/10 01:27 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	Quote: he should scratching under his beard reading him dorothy parker without ever glancing at his watch. that's the "might as well live" bitch, no? my mom, ever the wellesley grad of the late 60's actually read that to my sister and I likely because of the dearth female writing at the time coupled with being too lazy to read "a room of one's own" out loud. anyhow, i'd need watches on both arms to get through reading her aloud-there's always a chance your watch hand gets stuck upside-down(simp) and you'd be uncouth to rearrange things that obviously. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#481743 - 06/11/10 03:10 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
Mark_J Pervert Registered: 10/02/08 Posts: 2058	^ that's her. pretty dark stuff but caustic and witty, i'll usually only take it in small doses. she wasn't on my radar until i stumbled on her life story, crazy. comedy even in death: she penned her epitaph "Excuse my dust", then for 21 years her ashes changed hands, sitting on shelves, desks, and for 15 years, in her attorney's filing cabinet, until someone finally figured it out. "When her second husband died, a neighbor went to console Mrs. Parker. The friend asked if there was anything she could do. "Get me a new husband," was Mrs. Parker's reply. The friend was shocked and told Mrs. Parker it was the most tasteless thing she had ever heard. "Then run down to the corner and get me a ham and cheese on rye. And tell them to hold the mayo." "She was once challenged to use "horticulture" in a sentence. her reply: 'You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.'"
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