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#481715 - 04/24/10 05:20 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
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BTW I just found an excellent new woman for Charin who is only 30 days into sobriety.






She's dead isn't she?. You cruel fucker. He still can't put olewassherface behind him. The one he never married and barely fucked. The closest they had to having sex was when they ran out of booze and had the shakes next to each other. Now that he's sober your flashing stinking dead corpses in his face?.
Not cool Raper, NOT FUNNY.
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#481717 - 04/24/10 09:15 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
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Well that takes all the pressure off of me. Thanks Raper.
If he wasn't going to hurt himself before, the hong-kong-ching-chong-ding-dong news will most likely make him bleed himself out in front of a Dayton drive in or whatever theater in Ohio is still showing Avatar 3d. You may have just inadvertently scarred one of the jeej's kids.

The fuck is wrong with you?.
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#481718 - 04/25/10 01:51 AM Re: the Louser's true colors
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Charin,

you're a nice guy, but you are the biggest fucking cry baby. The other day your ass bled because someone Lou compared my pink Betsey Johnson necklace to cirrhosis of the liver and you started weeping about how that was a stab at you because your friend died of cirrhosis of the liver. my condolences to your friend, but you take shit too far. that's like me saying, "today i drove my car." then someone chimes in, "not fair! how dare you! my friend died in a car accident."

love,
gia j.
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#481719 - 04/25/10 01:49 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
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There is no "team lou" on this one. I'm not taking any props for this one. It was just going to happen.
Charin is a flawed individual. He couldn't handle society or sobriety. Fact. I warned him to stfu maybe 3 weeks ago with my "bucketbois" post. He has an addictive personality and that's what lead him to this point. I'm not saying he is "pwned" or any dumb shit like that. I'd love to see him post here 25 seconds from now. He does talk way too much shit for what he can handle. Simple as.
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#481720 - 04/25/10 04:05 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
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Gia, I don't take any of this seriously. If you like having retarded insult comic wrestling matches in every thread, you got it. Lou, you yell louder and longer, I don't care to continue wrestling with a pig. I guess you win. It holds no appeal for me.
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#481721 - 04/25/10 04:16 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
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Charin:
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I guess you win. It holds no appeal for me.




Just two fingers of Makers Mark Chuck. Two fingers never hurt anyone and that bottle would last a long time...weeks, maybe a month. The sting goes away and everyone wins. It's quality bourbon at a reasonable price.

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#481722 - 04/25/10 05:46 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
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Gia, I don't take any of this seriously. If you like having retarded insult comic wrestling matches in every thread, you got it. Lou, you yell louder and longer, I don't care to continue wrestling with a pig. I guess you win. It holds no appeal for me.




Thanks Chuck... good for you. I owe you on this one. You have no clue what I've been through concerning things like this. I only play on places like this because its advertised as "uncensored" and all that entails.

So before she went was she all bloated and swollen or was she shrinking away?. Africa type skinny is what I'm getting at, like maybe her tits looked liked baseballs in a pair of pantyhose.
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#481723 - 04/26/10 07:42 AM Re: the Louser's true colors
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Lou, might be throwing the most punches here, but Bornyo is the one landing all the body shots.
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#481724 - 06/08/10 11:22 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
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We might not hear from the louser for a while. Some of you may have heard about the investigation going on in New Jersey involving a boys hockey team. One of the dads slipped ruffies to the entire team during a sleepover. Tragic.
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#481725 - 06/09/10 02:21 AM Re: the Louser's true colors
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That's some real horrid smack Coke. Hang around 13 year olds much?
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#481726 - 06/09/10 06:45 AM Re: the Louser's true colors
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Just another anti-Semitic rant, and since the target is also disabled, he stands twice condemned as a life unworthy of living. One can go to Youtube and watch film of the hanging of Nazi Karl Hermann Frank and the firing squad executions of Romanian fascist leaders Ion Antonescu, Mihai Antonescu and two fellow scumbags whose names I do not recall. Best of all though is the video that contains the stills of those hanged at Nurnberg with lovely melodies playing in the background.

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#481727 - 06/09/10 07:07 AM Re: the Louser's true colors
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Just another anti-Semitic rant, and since the target is also disabled, he stands twice condemned as a life unworthy of living. One can go to Youtube and watch film of the hanging of Nazi Karl Hermann Frank and the firing squad executions of Romanian fascist leaders Ion Antonescu, Mihai Antonescu and two fellow scumbags whose names I do not recall. Best of all though is the video that contains the stills of those hanged at Nurnberg with lovely melodies playing in the background.






There wasn't any reference to jewness in my update on Louser's boy rape scandal. The fact that you see jew bashing when it's not there and that you defend New York pizza with the zeal of a native tells us something about you: you are a JEW!!! You probably have typical jew physical characteristics (big nose, short, unathletic, balding head ETC ETC). You have my sympathies. Must suck to come from a long line of uglies. Bye, Schlomo!
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#481728 - 06/09/10 07:59 AM Re: the Louser's true colors
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Only thing I really hate about Jews is that the Orthodox and Hasidics are as bad at driving as Asians are.
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#481729 - 06/09/10 09:27 AM Re: the Louser's true colors
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Not a Jew. Partially Swaebische, and our family helped to re-establish Freemasonry in Das Reich in 1945. Big Nose for sure, big Schwanze, too Big head of thick gut Deutsche golden light brown hair.

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#481730 - 06/09/10 10:04 AM Re: the Louser's true colors
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I don't mind jews as long as they don't wear those beanies around me or try to impress me with their imported german automobiles.
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#481731 - 06/09/10 12:04 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
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Not a Jew.




I don't buy it. Now there's even more proof to the contrary:

Exibit C- "Big nose for sure"
EXhibit D- "our family helped to re-establish Freemasonry in Das Reich in 1945"


Maybe your Jew family is pulling a move on you, just like what happened with John Kerry and Madeline Albright. Those two claimed their families had been lying to them and didn't admit they were Jews until late middle age.
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#481732 - 06/09/10 12:07 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
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That's some real horrid smack Coke. Hang around 13 year olds much?





No, but I guess you think it's normal that Louser would come on this beat off board to gush about a boys hockey team and how excited he is to go on a team trip. He probably had his pants around his ankles while he was typing that shit.
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#481733 - 06/09/10 12:48 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
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Would be proud to be of the same ethnic heritage as Jesus. But if I AM a member of the tribe how do we explain my full head of golden brown hair at the age of 53?

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#481734 - 06/09/10 03:41 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
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I'm still working on "Numberg"

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#481735 - 06/09/10 05:26 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
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One of us might need new glasses, as I read what I typed as Nurnberg.

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#481736 - 06/09/10 07:27 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
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That would be me but it's still fucked up funny !
I thought you were referring to the trials but after reflection it's a different place and incident altogether. Sorry.


Edited by backdoorman (06/09/10 07:29 PM)
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#481737 - 06/09/10 07:32 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
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a lot of wealthy jews i know have parents and grandparents that refuse to buy german cars. bmw and the gas chamber thing i guess
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#481738 - 06/09/10 07:35 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
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Ya think ?
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#481739 - 06/09/10 08:41 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
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Open the door to any vintage Mercedes or BMW on a hot day. Catch a whiff of that distinctive smell. It is unmistakable.

That smell is the Jew-Hair with which they stuff the upholstery.

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#481740 - 06/09/10 08:44 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
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Ever hear Sarah Silverman's shtick on Jews Driving German Cars and/or her singing performance of the same title?

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#481741 - 06/10/10 01:14 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
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That smell is the Jew-Hair with which they stuff the upholstery.




you know that wrap around the shift? STILL trade secret. a time honored tradition.

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a lot of wealthy jews i know have parents and grandparents that refuse to buy german cars. bmw and the gas chamber thing i guess




more common than people know, and not just aztec-superstitious but childish for its short-sightedness. if i was jewish i'd be driving german cars all day and twice on sundays. why do you think Malcolm X encourages black men to drive white cars- it's called getting to know the enemy. Sun Tzu might refer to it as "laying plans". Spielberg once joked that a german car in the driveway is the parsley on a great steak.

and that's where a lot of these so-called world leaders go porn and blow it. Obama shouldn't just be naked in Ahmadinejad's bed, he should scratching under his beard reading him dorothy parker without ever glancing at his watch.

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#481742 - 06/10/10 01:27 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
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he should scratching under his beard reading him dorothy parker without ever glancing at his watch.




that's the "might as well live" bitch, no? my mom, ever the wellesley grad of the late 60's actually read that to my sister and I likely because of the dearth female writing at the time coupled with being too lazy to read "a room of one's own" out loud. anyhow, i'd need watches on both arms to get through reading her aloud-there's always a chance your watch hand gets stuck upside-down(simp) and you'd be uncouth to rearrange things that obviously.
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#481743 - 06/11/10 03:10 PM Re: the Louser's true colors
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^ that's her. pretty dark stuff but caustic and witty, i'll usually only take it in small doses. she wasn't on my radar until i stumbled on her life story, crazy. comedy even in death: she penned her epitaph "Excuse my dust", then for 21 years her ashes changed hands, sitting on shelves, desks, and for 15 years, in her attorney's filing cabinet, until someone finally figured it out.

"When her second husband died, a neighbor went to console Mrs. Parker. The friend asked if there was anything she could do. "Get me a new husband," was Mrs. Parker's reply. The friend was shocked and told Mrs. Parker it was the most tasteless thing she had ever heard. "Then run down to the corner and get me a ham and cheese on rye. And tell them to hold the mayo."

"She was once challenged to use "horticulture" in a sentence. her reply: 'You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.'"

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