19072 Members
14 Forums
40359 Topics
614270 Posts
Max Online: 2168 @ 12/09/25 08:14 PM
|
|
|
#481589 - 03/18/10 08:16 PM
Jesse James... wtf dude??!?!?!
|
Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
|
Ok, so by now y'all have heard that Janine's ex and Sandra's soon to be ex has been diddling some girl from the valley from the 'So-Cal Glamour Girls' crew.
Well I done did track down a picture of the skank in question.
Couple things here...
First of all, this bitch would immediately vault to the top ten of our 'Worst tatts in porn thread'.
Second, Jesse, what the fuck are you thinking dude. I understand dumping Janine for Sandra, that's a trade up in anyone's book. (And Janine wasn't exactly hard on the eyes until she went all ink crazy...)
But this? THIS?!?!
It's time for an intervention dude. Whatever the fuck you are on, you need to be off it.
Edited by Fenris (03/18/10 08:17 PM)
_________________________
'She looks like Brock Lesnar.' - The Tatty Patty.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#481592 - 03/18/10 08:37 PM
Re: Jesse James... wtf dude??!?!?!
|
Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/18/08
Posts: 105
|
He just figured he'd get some strange and get away with it. Sooner or later you get caught. Either you make a mistake or the bitch on the side has a big mouth. Hope the tatted up disaster was a good fuck at least. 
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#481593 - 03/18/10 10:14 PM
Re: Jesse James... wtf dude??!?!?!
|
Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
|
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#481596 - 03/18/10 10:26 PM
Re: Jesse James... wtf dude??!?!?!
|
Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
|
Sandra Bullock is a good looking woman, but she seems like the type that removes the stick from her ass maybe 3 times a year for better than dead fish sex. Jesse saw this broad and figured she'd knock his socks off. And she did, 3 times that night in the office of his shop.
_________________________
"Guage once told me that there is nothing worse than eaten ass of a black dude thats been huffen drain cleaner the night befor." - delanoojos
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#481597 - 03/18/10 11:43 PM
Re: Jesse James... wtf dude??!?!?!
|
Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
|
Quote:
Sandra Bullock is a good looking woman, but she seems like the type that removes the stick from her ass maybe 3 times a year for better than dead fish sex. Jesse saw this broad and figured she'd knock his socks off. And she did, 3 times that night in the office of his shop.
Bingo. The dude is trash, none of this should be surprising to anyone.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#481598 - 03/19/10 12:31 AM
Re: Jesse James... wtf dude??!?!?!
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
|
Ew. Seriously. Ew. The forehead thing really pulls it all together. Edgy. Very edgy.
I guess you can take the boy out of the trailer park, but can't take the trailer park out of the boy.
Ew.
_________________________
Having killed someone doesn't make you a killer- @KINGROCHE
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#481600 - 03/19/10 12:43 AM
Re: Jesse James... wtf dude??!?!?!
|
Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
|
Quote:
Checkout the dirty asshole! The hair around the anus makes it even more hotter  
How do you know what her arsehole looks like?
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#481601 - 03/19/10 12:57 AM
Re: Jesse James... wtf dude??!?!?!
|
Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
|
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#481602 - 03/19/10 10:12 AM
Re: Jesse James... wtf dude??!?!?!
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
|
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#481604 - 03/19/10 10:17 AM
Re: Jesse James... wtf dude??!?!?!
|
Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
|
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Checkout the dirty asshole! The hair around the anus makes it even more hotter
How do you know what her arsehole looks like?
How can you expect logic from a retard?
I thought maybe Panzie was seeing something I wasn't and I felt left out.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#481606 - 03/19/10 11:33 AM
Re: Jesse James... wtf dude??!?!?!
|
Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
|
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Checkout the dirty asshole! The hair around the anus makes it even more hotter
How do you know what her arsehole looks like?
All I see is a little red x. Why ?
The url in the pic has the anti theft feature. Follow the link http://www.bestsexteen.org/0052/26-hot-amateur-asshole/hot-amateur-asshole-10.jpg
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#481609 - 03/19/10 02:08 PM
Re: Jesse James... wtf dude??!?!?!
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7602
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
|
she is nothin special, fer sure....
_________________________
"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#481610 - 03/19/10 02:13 PM
Re: Jesse James... wtf dude??!?!?!
|
Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
|
Quote:
Quote:
why didn't someone just shake you violently as an infant
New sig time.
sig heil?
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#481611 - 03/19/10 08:00 PM
Re: Jesse James... wtf dude??!?!?!
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
|
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#481614 - 03/19/10 11:47 PM
Re: Jesse James... wtf dude??!?!?!
|
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/30/08
Posts: 207
Loc: 15 min from everywhere
|
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#481615 - 03/20/10 12:03 AM
Re: Jesse James... wtf dude??!?!?!
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
|
I almost said th^t. I couldn't find the exact words to go with. So I chose to go with the kinder, gentler word. 
She should have stayed in Amish Country. 
Edited To Add: I can't get over the whore's terrible skin. Ironically, the non-tatted parts of her face are the worst.
_________________________
"Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#481616 - 03/20/10 12:39 AM
Re: Jesse James... wtf dude??!?!?!
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
|
Amish country, my ass. Her last name is McGee, and from what I hear from strippers who know her, that is her real last name. Anything to create a mystique. Ugh.
And if she's a stripper, does this chick sit in the dressing room all day? There aren't many guys into chicks heavily tatted, and the few that are never have any money. Aside from the pimply skin, I bet she was really pretty before she ruined herself.
_________________________
"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#481620 - 03/22/10 06:59 PM
Re: Jesse James... wtf dude??!?!?!
|
Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
|
Quote:
looks so fake, i dont like sandra bullock but this whore is grotesque
that forehead tattoo 
Kinda makes me think that there is an alien claw that lives inside her skull 
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#481621 - 03/22/10 08:26 PM
Re: Jesse James... wtf dude??!?!?!
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
|
Quote:
looks so fake, i dont like sandra bullock but this whore is grotesque
that forehead tattoo
I think I'm the only person who doesn't have a dog in the "Sandra Bullock Cunt or Not" thing, but fuck, brotherman. I realize he has this Rebel Without a Clue thing going on. Edgy, dangerous, all that. But he picked this creature out of the probably long list of women who would happily make the beast with him. And it keeps coming back to the forehead thing, doesn't it? I'm not a huge fan of women with tattoos, but it is what it is. Girls have tattoos now. Such is life. I'm a jaded old perv, and the times they are a'chsngin'. But how fucking warped does Uncle Jesse have to be to take a look at that forehead thing and think "Yeah. I have to get me some of that.". To each his own and everything, but...fuck, people. There has to be a line somewhere. There has to be. Ew.
_________________________
Having killed someone doesn't make you a killer- @KINGROCHE
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#481622 - 03/22/10 11:10 PM
Re: Jesse James... wtf dude??!?!?!
|
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
|
I'd fuck her.
There, I said it.
_________________________
Jeff Jordan: "Common man from LA"
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#481629 - 03/23/10 07:59 PM
Re: Jesse James... wtf dude??!?!?!
|
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/12/06
Posts: 251
|
She was cute in highschool before the forehead tattoo  Also, she still has a nice body. But.... this shit is stupid.  Especially when you have one of these 
_________________________
"I always find it funny when chicks say that, because I hate sex but I still have it. Afterwards, I hate myself, I feel awful, dirty and sometimes cry. But it's worth it, if only to feel a little human every now and then."
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#481634 - 03/25/10 04:24 AM
Re: Jesse James... wtf dude??!?!?!
|
Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
|
OK, here is the truth:
She is cute.
Yes, the tattoos are stupid, etc, etc, white power, blah, blah, blah, Nazi shit, etc.
She is attractive physically. She may be unattractive intellectually, but she is attractive physically. Anybody who cannot carry two disparate thoughts in their mind at the same time (like the fact that she is physically attractive but intellectually or emotionally ugly) should be second class citizens and denied the right to vote and condemned to working only for Fox "News".
_________________________
--Some of us look for The Way in opium and some in God, some of us in whiskey and some in love. It is all the same Way and it leads nowhither.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#481635 - 03/25/10 06:12 AM
Re: Jesse James... wtf dude??!?!?!
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
|
Speak for yourself. With all those tats it would be like fucking a highway overpass in East St. Louis.
_________________________
I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#481637 - 03/25/10 02:17 PM
Re: Jesse James... wtf dude??!?!?!
|
Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
|
Quote:
She was cute in highschool before the forehead tattoo
Also, she still has a nice body.
But.... this shit is stupid.
Especially when you have one of these
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#481638 - 03/25/10 02:25 PM
Re: Jesse James... wtf dude??!?!?!
|
@
Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
|
Panzer will you just fuck off, idiot. That was terrible.
Anyways...
_________________________
i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
|
0 registered (),
392
Guests and
3
Spiders online. |
|
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
|
Previous Topic
Index
