Amish country, my ass. Her last name is McGee, and from what I hear from strippers who know her, that is her real last name. Anything to create a mystique. Ugh.

And if she's a stripper, does this chick sit in the dressing room all day? There aren't many guys into chicks heavily tatted, and the few that are never have any money. Aside from the pimply skin, I bet she was really pretty before she ruined herself.
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