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I have paid zero attention the rollercoaster of porn [or the Jeff Mullen Show, as we now call it] for the last 18 months. I need edutaining.

Please list this week's top whores and bottom feeders for me. Seriously. I don't know who any of them are anymore. You turn your back for two months, and the whores you knew are dead/retired/addicted/rehabbed/dead/outofretirement/shotout. Turn your back for like 18 and holy fuck, I have no clue. And really? Do I want to look at Ben English's ex-wives pages. Sorry, Derrrrrrikcckcs model site to work it out? No. Not when I can ask a bunch of socially retarded snatch wattles like you people.

Assistance from those in the know is required if I am to turn my laser-like hatred on these people. Oh, and whatever happened to... no, never mind.

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You haven't missed a thing. Same as it ever was and all.
One of the Rose sisters got fucken HUGE. The other one is still sexy and sassy but her ass is torn. Turn that smile upside down, right?.

You caught the tanner maize beat bitch incident and ya, she's drugged out and being given away for free by porno dan eventhough JM just recently released a vid featuring the exact same meltdown. Makes sense?.

Porno dan... this is where you could do some werk. Think lockwood but half of that effort because he's already self inflicted. It's down to that these days and as a result you probably won't stick around too long. Thanks DAN.