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#481471 - 03/17/10 10:06 AM Coke goes to Walmart
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#481472 - 03/17/10 10:40 AM Re: Coke goes to Walmart
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Coke?! WTF's wrong with you? At least go to Target. Jeez.
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#481473 - 03/17/10 01:18 PM Re: Coke goes to Walmart
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That's amazing....
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#481474 - 03/17/10 01:33 PM Re: Coke goes to Walmart
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Registered: 11/01/05
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I was there. At that very Walmart. I was very offended. I need a plasma screen TV to console the emotion I'm feeling right now.

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#481475 - 03/17/10 01:40 PM Re: Coke goes to Walmart
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"And don't steal anything on your way out".

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#481476 - 03/17/10 04:12 PM Re: Coke goes to Walmart
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Wal-Mart Shoppers Mocked By Target Shopper

OKLAHOMA CITY—Local shopper Craig Klein took a moment to mock a group of patrons in the parking lot of a local Wal-Mart during his drive Thursday to the Target on the other side of the highway. "Guess it's time for Cooter and Horlene to stock up on turlit paper and Cheez Doodles," Klein scoffed on his way to purchase affordable, designer-inspired bathroom supplies and a family-size bag of pita chips. "They sure don't look like they're buying any soap, I'll tell you that much. Oh, man, that is just sad." Shortly after parking at his destination, Klein was himself the focus of a raised eyebrow from a Volvo driver on her way to Crate and Barrel.

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#481477 - 03/17/10 04:30 PM Re: Coke goes to Walmart
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"The announcement was "unacceptable and appalling," Pordy said."

Interesting. I find Wal-Mart to be unacceptable and appalling.
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#481478 - 03/17/10 08:45 PM Re: Coke goes to Walmart
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I find Walmart the most affordable place to buy shotgun shells and Coleman lantern replacement parts. Fishing line is also cheap there, as are certain fish hooks and weights. I'm not sure I'd buy steak or "fresh" seafood in there but it definitely has its place.

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#481479 - 03/17/10 09:54 PM Re: Coke goes to Walmart
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If you "look down" on Wal-mart, you are way too stuck on yourself. Wal-mart typically has better prices, but Target has more quality products. If I know Wal-mart carries a product I want, I'm there in a heart-beat.

And, whoever made that announcement on the PA is a hero. Chance of a lifetime to say something that funny and that simple to a store full of people. He's like that Iraqi guy who threw his shoe at Bush Jr..

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#481480 - 03/17/10 10:01 PM Re: Coke goes to Walmart
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And, whoever made that announcement on the PA is a hero. Chance of a lifetime to say something that funny and that simple to a store full of people. He's like that Iraqi guy who threw his shoe at Bush Jr..





No, that statement was too simplistic and excessively racist.

Now, he would have performed a service if he'd directed them to the people who were to teach them not to block the aisles and to queue up properly at the registers.

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#481481 - 03/17/10 10:43 PM Re: Coke goes to Walmart
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No one in the media will ask the question. What were the black people doing? Grab-n-run, maybe? Uncontrollable groups of spooks often hit stores all at once in coordinated stealing/wilding attacks.

So the employee used a poor choice of words. How much can you expect from a minimum wage worker?
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#481482 - 03/17/10 11:04 PM Re: Coke goes to Walmart
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Registered: 03/05/07
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"In 2010, I want to know why such statements are being made because it flies in the face of what we teach them at home, and that's tolerance for people," said Ellington, 49.

LOL, bullshit.

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#481483 - 03/17/10 11:24 PM Re: Coke goes to Walmart
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No one in the media will ask the question. What were the black people doing? Grab-n-run, maybe? Uncontrollable groups of spooks often hit stores all at once in coordinated stealing/wilding attacks.




Oh, come on. Stop with your conspiracy theories! It was probably a couple of teenagers having fun with the mike. Snuck in when the manager wasn't looking. Didn't care if they got fired. Not a great job anyway.

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So the employee used a poor choice of words. How much can you expect from a minimum wage worker?




Minimum wage expectations, that's the thing.

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#481484 - 03/18/10 06:21 AM Re: Coke goes to Walmart
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Don't most of those stores have about 35 telephones with intercom buttons on them scattered throughout the store? I'm relatively certain even Pretty could figure out how to get on the intercom in the store.
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#481485 - 03/18/10 12:25 PM Re: Coke goes to Walmart
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It was probably a black person who made the announcement trying to frame whitey.
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#481486 - 03/18/10 01:34 PM Re: Coke goes to Walmart
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Registered: 12/17/09
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It was probably a black person who made the announcement trying to frame whitey.




Exactly. I'd bet both of my thumbs that those two black women will be suing Wal-Mart over this.

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#481487 - 03/18/10 08:06 PM Re: Coke goes to Walmart
pinupmutant Offline
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Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
This sounds like a phonelosers stunt, or maybe Walmart just left the main intercom unmonitored. Either way, when I read about it on Gawker at work today I laughed so hard that my Earl Grey almost came out of my nose.

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#481488 - 03/19/10 12:26 AM Re: Coke goes to Walmart
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Teenage fuckery. No more, no less. Let's not all go jumping into to bed together, people. I have serious doubts that Wally has some policy of 10 blacks or less at a time in their shop. There's a million phones in that place and anyone with the smarts of a chimp or WalMart employee can figure out how to make them go talkie talkie over the whole store. I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often.

The shocking thing, at least to this reporter, was the orderly ebony evacuation after the announcement was made. First off, who listens to the announcements anyway? Second, who takes something like that seriously if the do hear it? How did that conversation go? "Oh, my, Mersaydeez. We must leave this location fortowhit the ghost in the air say so"..."Yes, come, Lamborgeeniee. Let us exit posthaste".

We've got a long way to go to reach both a colour blind and non- stupid society that Dr. Scholls spoke about.
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#481489 - 03/19/10 08:36 AM Re: Coke goes to Walmart
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Thank God we've got Pirate Bob to perform a soliloquy as to exactly what happened. Lord knows what would have happened if he weren't here to explain it.

Did anyone actually do more than skim the paragraphs he put together?

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#481490 - 03/20/10 09:35 AM Re: Coke goes to Walmart
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Thank God we've got Pirate Bob to perform a soliloquy as to exactly what happened. Lord knows what would have happened if he weren't here to explain it.

Did anyone actually do more than skim the paragraphs he put together?




You, maybe? Or did you get someone to take on the task for you? A little from Column A and a little from Column B? Either way, you'll never get that 2 hours back.
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#481491 - 03/20/10 07:48 PM Re: Coke goes to Walmart
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Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
The arch-criminal was finally arrested.

I feel so much safer knowing the police chief of this town took the time and effort to personally oversee the case and keep the media informed. That kid is just lucky he isn't being shipped to Guantanamo Bay. I mean he isn't, is he?

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#481492 - 03/21/10 09:37 AM Re: Coke goes to Walmart
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Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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The arch-criminal was finally arrested.

I feel so much safer knowing the police chief of this town took the time and effort to personally oversee the case and keep the media informed. That kid is just lucky he isn't being shipped to Guantanamo Bay. I mean he isn't, is he?






Well, Barry says he's going to close it. The dog cages should still be there. I think this is just the kind of dangerous dobadder that belongs there. I'll ask Desi to write the Prez about it.
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